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With the release of the design of the new Steam Machine I'm again reminded of how unsightly is the PS5.

Valve creates a new category of "Living Room PC" and they pull off a discrete, compact and reportedly quiet 6 inch cube that can sit unassumingly next to your TV. Meanwhile the PS5 is this gaudy, pretentious monolith vying for attention. Every time I see a picture of it sitting next to a TV it looks so out of place. I really think it is the worst looking PlayStation.
 
Belvedere said:
With the release of the design of the new Steam Machine I'm again reminded of how unsightly is the PS5.

Valve creates a new category of "Living Room PC" and they pull off a discrete, compact and reportedly quiet 6 inch cube that can sit unassumingly next to your TV. Meanwhile the PS5 is this gaudy, pretentious monolith vying for attention. Every time I see a picture of it sitting next to a TV it looks so out of place. I really think it is the worst looking PlayStation.
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Given how heavily sony themselves leaned into the fomo/artificial scarcity at launch, I feel confident in saying they designed it to be sold as a status symbol. It has to be gaudy, ugly, attention grabbing, ostentatious, and impossible to ignore so that when Tyrone Jaquandal Juandamien III Jr invites his boys over to play the "new" nba2k, they can't possibly miss what he used his welfare checks to buy.
 
Markorian said:
Given how heavily sony themselves leaned into the fomo/artificial scarcity at launch, I feel confident in saying they designed it to be sold as a status symbol. It has to be gaudy, ugly, attention grabbing, ostentatious, and impossible to ignore so that when Tyrone Jaquandal Juandamien III Jr invites his boys over to play the "new" nba2k, they can't possibly miss what he used his welfare checks to buy.
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Youre almost there i think.
It kind of looks similarly styled to the basketball shoes the welfare americans like to collect. I dont think it would look out of place in their shitty livingroom at all.
 
Pony hypocrisy yet again. Making a snarky remark about the Xbox brand and isn't console warring I guess.

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Two Dollars said:
When good things are happening to Sony/bad things are happening to Xbox, Sony fans brag about their superiority. When the inverse happens, console wars are suddenly childish and we’ve grown past them. Really makes you think…
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Sonyfags can barely dish it out but can't take it. It's part of why people online fucking despise them.
 
Sonyfags can't see that they're Microsoft 2014; overpriced shitty console with no games and a leadership hell bent on devaluing the platform.

Sonyfags seethe about how they totally do have loads of games on their platform, then list microsoft and third party games.
 
And now we have branches of Sony that don't want anything to do with Playstation. Sony Pictures would rather work with Nintendo on making a Zelda movie over touching anything related to Playstation. And they can't even use Uncharted anymore because they used things from all 4 games to make a single movie.
 
If Sony proper had split from Playstation during the PS3 era, you wouldn't have heard the end of it because of what it means.
That it happened, and nobody cared, shows how nobody cares about Playstation.

If another company released a 1080p console capable of 120fps ultra settings and sold it for £299 a month before the PS6 dropped, it would be the end of Playstation. People only buy the console because there is no other viable home console option.
 
The latest bundle to attempt to drive PS5 Sales going into Christmas?

Fucking Fortnite.

No Fucking Games indeed, I nearly died trying to hold in my laughter when I saw that at the local Wally-World earlier.
 
FlyHoneyPudding said:
And now we have branches of Sony that don't want anything to do with Playstation. Sony Pictures would rather work with Nintendo on making a Zelda movie over touching anything related to Playstation. And they can't even use Uncharted anymore because they used things from all 4 games to make a single movie.
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It's okay, that movie sucked donkey dick anyway.

I didn't play the third Uncharted game, but it was glaringly obvious that the film had no understanding of physics or momentum with that cargo plane shit. The entire film was just poorly thought out overall, and consigning it and the movie side of Uncharted to a landfill would be the best choice. It belongs there.
 
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