Sony hate thread

[Jace on ice]

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What a beyond shit idea, even if they still kept Kratos as the main character this would be stupid. They already got Jack Quaid to voice the jello cube for this, did they decide to poach the cynicism and retardation of The Boys where every being with immense power is actually an asshole deserving of death with next to no exceptions as part of the deal too?

Reminds me of this gag from one of the American Dad Christmas specials.

Angel~ "The angel in charge of your case died and you just slipped through the cracks."

Stan ~ "Angels can die? Where do they go?"

Angel ~ "They go to super heaven of course only if you believe in that sort of thing not everyone does."

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

can these modern day faggots write anything besides deconstruction and misery porn?

No. Because demoralization of the populace is the end goal.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

also can gods die-die? and if yes where they go?
what the fuck is even the story of this game

 

[Cardef1121]

Devil May Cry 5. She is also jewish.

Because her father was half demon?

The only thing I have to say about Laufey is that she looks like she has narcolepsy and could fall asleep at any moment.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

Uncharted 4 is the worst game of the franchise and I think it killed it too.

This was one of the only games I’ve ever preordered and though I enjoyed it, Nadine was so fucking irritating. One of my kids discovered the Uncharted series and is playing it now, and it all came rushing back. Neil really fucked it all up and I will never forgive him-I really adored the first 3

 

[Mister Fister]

No. Because demoralization of the populace is the end goal.

You need subtlety for that, if you go too hard, people just ignore you.

 

[Super Hans v2]

didn't want any supernatural elements in the story

I wouldn't make that a knock against the game. The first three were explained by a virus/substance that made people develop or in 3 act that way, not that 'God did it' like Indiana Jones does.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

I don't remember Freya looking this bad in GOW Ragnarock.

I think they actually made her even more ugly.
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They aged the actress by 20 years. And there’s no car wreck excuse like the idiots tried to say why Mary Jane looked so bad in SM2

 

[Gamepads]

They aged the actress by 20 years. And there’s no car wreck excuse like the idiots tried to say why Mary Jane looked so bad in SM2

I don't see the point considering she kicked the bucket. Did she age in the afterlife, what the hell?

 

[Incecticyder]

Women hate sneaky fuckers.

Thank God.

 

[Two Dollars]

She is also known for wanting a pause button in Elder Ring because "mothers sometimes need to take care of their baby"

Or answer the phone, or answer the door, or talk to someone, or take a shit, or do about fifty other things. Fuck Miyazaki and his defenders, that will never not be the most retarded “feature” I’ve ever seen someone intentionally put in a single player game, let alone several of them.

 

[Mayoush]

also can gods die-die? and if yes where they go?
what the fuck is even the story of this game

They are reincarnated to earth and are forced to work for Sony slop studios

 

[Marian]

Or answer the phone, or answer the door, or talk to someone, or take a shit, or do about fifty other things. Fuck Miyazaki and his defenders, that will never not be the most retarded “feature” I’ve ever seen someone intentionally put in a single player game, let alone several of them.

The games were designed as online games not as single player, hence the invasions and community messages being a core feature.

 

[Fcret]

The games were designed as online games not as single player, hence the invasions and community messages being a core feature.

Okay but there's absolutely zero reason why you should not be able to pause a completely offline session of SoulsSlop other than that Miyazaki is a hack.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Okay but there's absolutely zero reason why you should not be able to pause a completely offline session of SoulsSlop other than that Miyazaki is a hack.

go to the main menu

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Because her father was half demon?

The only thing I have to say about Laufey is that she looks like she has narcolepsy and could fall asleep at any moment.

Her mother was a jew.

 

[Marian]

Okay but there's absolutely zero reason why you should not be able to pause a completely offline session of SoulsSlop other than that Miyazaki is a hack.

Well yeah of course they were too lazy to do that.

 

[Commander X]

Part of the problem with all of this specific sort of quirky Millennial writing in games with glowing purple energy and zany talking objects is that comes off as extremely dated, it's like every AAA game is taking so long to make they end up being left behind culturally. These quirky Millennial dialogue games feel like they were conceived at the peak of the popularity of Rick & Morty and such.

 

[Fcret]

Part of the problem with all of this specific sort of quirky Millennial writing in games with glowing purple energy and zany talking objects is that comes off as extremely dated, it's like every AAA game is taking so long to make they end up being left behind culturally. These quirky Millennial dialogue games feel like they were conceived at the peak of the popularity of Rick & Morty and such.

Nothing has made me feel the distance of early millennials vs mid-to-late millennials quite like this writing. I'm not a young man by any means but I feel like I have way more in common with the zoomzooms who are ten years younger than me than with dudes six years older than me when it comes to this shit.

 

[Mister Fister]

Nothing has made me feel the distance of early millennials vs mid-to-late millennials quite like this writing. I'm not a young man by any means but I feel like I have way more in common with the zoomzooms who are ten years younger than me than with dudes six years older than me when it comes to this shit.

I want some fucking gravitas when it comes to stories.