Sony hate thread

They're also doing a PS5 remaster of Horizon 1 apparently. The jokes write themselves at this point.
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Imagine paying 80 dollars for a slight graphical upgrade. Not even Todd is Jewish enough to do something like that.

Here's an idea you fucking faggots, Bloodborne II. There, I just saved Sony.
Bro, the niggers from Sony still have to release a PS4 pro patch for Bloodborne, a sequel will never exist. And it's good because 99% of From's fans are PC gamers anyway.
 
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While I like the game on a technical level and the gameplay isn't bad, the writing is godawful, which makes sense because Dan Slott (one of the worst Spider-Man writers in recent history) was involved. Good old Spider-Man 2 is still the peak Spider-Man game in my book.
I've heard that all future PS5 exclusives might be available day-1 on PC.


They have also inflated the numbers by giving away a copy of the game in a PS5 bunduru.
Some rumors out there suggesting Horizon 2 is coming to PC.

A flopped open world that managed to be worse than some of the most half-assed Ubisoft titles somehow gets a port. Unlike Bloodborne, which would sell at least 2 million copies the day it would be available to pre-order on Steam.

Congratulations, Soni.
If I had to guess, the reason these games are coming to PC is probably because they're on PS5. Maybe PS5 titles are easier to port somehow? Like a better engine or something?
Yea she does look amazing. Im sure the game will be censored on PS5 since its a PS5 exclusive. Thats okay, I know for a fact it will be on PC uncensored. Soyny likes Abby from the Troons of Us and doesnt like girls with "asspects" in them.
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I typically feel weird playing games as a female protagonist but if this is really coming to PC then I might be convinced to play this. Especially if there are fun texture mods, if you know what I mean.
 
I guess they need to make sure the main girl looks like Nikocado Avocado in the first game too, for consistency.
Poor Aloy just can't catch a break. First she's an outcast from birth. Now she's Rule 63 Nikocado Avocado.
Wtf can't unsee. I hadn't even noticed that they changed her model from the first game since they're both just uncanny and ugly looking.
 
She was never particularly attractive. They really went all out on making it worse in Forbidden West.
I think it was one of Romanian TVee's channels where I saw a picture of the girl doing the mocap for Aloy.
That girl was really hot, why the fuck didn't they use her to model for Aloy? I mean I know why, but still, why?
 
I see, I was just curious. I never thought about it like that, so I don't mind playing as characters that don't relate to me, as long as they're good.
Yeah, I know most people are like that, it's just more fun for me that way, especially because I really do like the more cinematic/story-driven games, so the PlayStation games should be right up my alley, but the writing has become shit in recent years.
 
I think it was one of Romanian TVee's channels where I saw a picture of the girl doing the mocap for Aloy.
That girl was really hot, why the fuck didn't they use her to model for Aloy? I mean I know why, but still, why?
Because I'm a guy and like protagonists I can relate to. ie I typically want to be the protagonist rather than fuck the protagonist.
Bro stop double posting. Just make edits to your last existing post if there's another post you want to quote.
 
Because I'm a guy and like protagonists I can relate to. ie I typically want to be the protagonist rather than fuck the protagonist.
Nigga if i'm going to stare at An ass for hours it better be something i want to fuck.
Staring at abby's ass for ten hours for instance may kill my sexy drive.
 
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