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I missed out on the classics over the years.
buy a ps3 and put HEN on it and you will have the good games people actually liked. act fast they are getting more expensive by the day
To add to this, do not buy the fat or normal slim models of the PS3. They all suffer from the yellow light of death issue. Even if you get one that works it is only a matter of time before it happens. It's the worst on the fat models and AFAIK the slim models will do it if you try playing more demanding games like TLOU or Gran Turismo 7 but safe to say it will happen no matter what because it's caused by the same problem: the GPU. The only model of the PS3 that works reliably is the super slim.

Despite what those with vested interests may tell you, including that all you have to do to "fix it" is replace some capacitors (which may fix it for a little bit, but only temporarily - I've had ones with the NEC/TOKIN fix work for a little bit then conk right back out during gameplay), it is unfixable unless you are going to pay close to $1,000 to have a professional remove the GPU from a super slim and frankenstein it into the fat. Or do it yourself, which is extremely risky and you can easily kill the GPU and both motherboards in the process.

Or you can spend under $100 on a working Super Slim and play GT7 for days. And if you want backwards compatibility, it will emulate PS1 and (some) PS2 games. If you want it jailbroken, follow this guide by MrMario2011 - it's simple and easy to follow.


If you want hardware compatibility for PS2, just get a fat PS2. If you want homebrew for it, make sure to get a fat one with an expansion bay on the back so you can throw in a 1-2 TB HDD and load that bitch up with backups. You'll also need a freemcboot memory card, either a SATA-to-IDE converter that you plug at the end of your hard drive and onto the network adapter's IDE port or a GameStar SATA adapter that goes into the expansion bay instead, and OPL installed on the memory card for loading backups.

A third option for the expansion bay; you can also mod the official Sony network adapter to put a SATA port on it instead, it's a matter of unscrewing it open and swapping out the board inside with the one from the conversion kit. It's more work but if the other options give you problems, there's that.

You should avoid the PS2 slim because after a while the ribbon cable below the disc tray will come loose and scratch your discs, and also no hard drive bay which means no joy.
 
All the games that looked halfway decent?

ARE ALL EASTERN!

I'm actually jazzed as fuck that Chinese and Korean games are getting attention alongside the usual Japanese stuff because their output is surprisingly decent.

The western games industry is fucking done and dusted outside of the yearly updates for CoD/sports games and those franchises are facing declining numbers as well
 
I'm actually jazzed as fuck that Chinese and Korean games are getting attention alongside the usual Japanese stuff because their output is surprisingly decent.

The western games industry is fucking done and dusted outside of the yearly updates for CoD/sports games and those franchises are facing declining numbers as well
Yeah the western games industry has nothing. Only thing I can think of that’ll likely be good is Doom, and that comes from… Texas. The only good western game of course comes from fucking Texas.
 
Emulation is gay.
It's saved me a significant sum of money, and allows me to control my favorites games with no counter-party risk. You're free to spend your own debased fiat currency on whatever you want though.
Yeah the western games industry has nothing. Only thing I can think of that’ll likely be good is Doom, and that comes from… Texas. The only good western game of course comes from fucking Texas.
Texas also makes Metroid Prime.
 
It's really sad when Soyny is announcing less compelling games than Microshit. They at least announced a new Ninja Gaiden and a remake of NG2. All the absolute state of play showed was a bunch of shit we already knew about and Nier clones by gooks.
 
The stuff Sony showed that I'm interested in is just coming to Steam anyway so there's really nothing here that makes me want a PS5, but good advertisement for PC games Sony
 
Long rant.

I have had a Playstation account since 2007 when I got a PS3. I set up two factor authentication for it, with an app on my phone.
My phone busted back in the fall. I got a new one. But I was'nt able to get that same authentication app. I was able to get another one and set up my other accounts.
I no longer have any type of Playstation console. I tried to log into my account online to check my info, but I could'nt because of the 2 factor auther.
So I go to online chat on Playstation site. I give them my email, gamer tag. They wanted to know an online transaction I did with that account.
I acually had old emails of things I bought online with my Playstation account. I was able to give them order numbers. I figured I'm all set.

Nope.

They wanted to know the fucking serial number of the console that I used to make my Playstation account. The PS3 I got 18 years ago. No one keeps info like that.

So i'm SOL with my Playstation account.

Thanks Sony.
 
I played the game back on PS2 and indeed as much as I loved it, the slowdowns were an issue. Decided to test it on an emulator.

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Seeing it run locked at 60 fps is a sight to behold.
I really should play SoTC some time on my PS3. It's funny, 2 of my cousins have this game as their favorite of all time, yet I haven't played it or seen much at all. I missed out. Well, I better get to finding a copy.
To add to this, do not buy the fat or normal slim models of the PS3. They all suffer from the yellow light of death issue. Even if you get one that works it is only a matter of time before it happens. It's the worst on the fat models and AFAIK the slim models will do it if you try playing more demanding games like TLOU or Gran Turismo 7 but safe to say it will happen no matter what because it's caused by the same problem: the GPU. The only model of the PS3 that works reliably is the super slim.
Fat is definitely suicidal, but slims? Early slims still had the TOKINs near the RSX (not at the CELL), but like you said, they weren't the actual issue. The issue was the 90nm RSXs, but the earliest slims had 65nm, and they go lower and lower the newer you get. YLODs due to RSX overheating isn't really much of an issue for early slims. But yeah, it's best to get a mid to late slim (21xx and up) or a super-slim and be completely fine. If you're REALLY lucky, you can get a 25xx made prior to 2011 (check the date creation code), or a 21xx, where you can mod it with CFW (not all homebrew works on HEN, all will work on CFW) and it'll be very reliable with a 40nm RSX. I personally have a 20xx slim and works fine, but I use WebMANs auto fan curve to make sure that it doesn't overheat. Makes it sound like a jet engine (i.e, a PS4) but it works. Although, that's partly because i absolutely botched a repaste and I'm too afraid to open it up again.

If you want hardware compatibility for PS2, just get a fat PS2. If you want homebrew for it, make sure to get a fat one with an expansion bay on the back so you can throw in a 1-2 TB HDD and load that bitch up with backups. You'll also need a freemcboot memory card, either a SATA-to-IDE converter that you plug at the end of your hard drive and onto the network adapter's IDE port or a GameStar SATA adapter that goes into the expansion bay instead, and OPL installed on the memory card for loading backups.
Agreed. Slim PS2s just kinda suck, especially the late ones. My friend has one of them, and half the time his discs don't read. Plus, late slims don't have hardware PS1 backcompat, it's just emulated by a PowerPC chip. Just buy a fat.
 
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Console gaming is truly dead. I want to talk about the PS4 for context. This was many years ago, but it's still relevant. When I was about 10, I got an Xbox One for Christmas after having an Xbox 360 for a long time, and while the Xbox One was kind of fun at first playing the new wrestling games and eventually NBA 2K, the Xbox One was never as fun as the Xbox 360, so I wanted a PS4 because all the people on YouTube kept telling me about how much better the PlayStation 4 is compared to the Xbox One.

Fast forward, and I got my PS4, and it was so annoying. One of my biggest annoyances was the constant updates. This was an issue with the Xbox One as well. You cannot escape the constant updates. Every time I turn it on, some game is updating. Sure, you can play without updating, but that means you can't play online, not to mention that the PS4 games, like Spider-Man PS4, that I was hyped for sucked. You combine that with PlayStation's confusing button scheme, and I have given up on gaming consoles and video games in general. I hate the PS4 and Sony, so I can't imagine the PS5 is any better.
 
I really should play SoTC some time on my PS3. It's funny, 2 of my cousins have this game as their favorite of all time, yet I haven't played it or seen much at all. I missed out. Well, I better get to finding a copy.
The version of Ico in the Ico + Shadow of the Colossus remaster pack is scuffed and bluepoint broke or removed the bloom, for some reason. SoTC is fine and its the best way to play outside an emulator, the PS4 remakemaster is a steaming pile of garbage that completely misunderstood every design choice made and thought it was all just technical limitations, destroying the entire visual style.

If you want to play Ico unmolested, play the European version, the NA version was released before the game was finished because they wanted it out for the holiday and a bunch of content is missing or not as good. The PS3 version is based on the European version, but the no bloom kills it, its a massive part of the game's visual identity.
 
No fucking way they shown Day Gone Remastered lol.

YOU FUCKING SONYGGERS

I don't want a movie, which when it fails will prove to Sony that nobody wants a sequel.

I don't want a $20 DLC that would have been free five years ago, which when it fails it will prove to Sony that nobody wants a sequel.

What's so fucking difficult to understand that people want A NEW GAME? I just want to be a White power couple with my wife and genocide hordes of Californian zombies.
 
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