Sony hate thread

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

I never want to hear the phrase "return to form" in a review to a sequel to anything ever fucking again.

I never want to ever hear that retarded phrase ever again in my life.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

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IGN was correct same shit new wrapping, also Playstation now have about 6 big franchises and half of their characters are female Ellie, Aloy, and now this Atsu. All of them are lesbians. They literally don’t have one female main character that’s into men anymore.

 

[moocow]

I never want to hear the phrase "return to form" in a review to a sequel to anything ever fucking again.

Why not? It's a great indicator that 1) the reviewer is copy/pasting their paymasters' words straight into the article, 2) the product is regurgitated dogshit, 3) both the reviewer (and its publication) and the product can be safely ignored.

Very helpful shorthand. Saves a lot of time.

 

[Twin Addler]

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They made the male character Morph have a crush on Wolverine in X-Men 97. Sony  will turn him gay.

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

"Does the gameplay prominently feature segments where you walk slowly around impressive landscapes while a character monologues exposition to you? If yes, then not interested."

Being forced to walk slowly is one of the modern game tropes I hate the most. At this point just fucking put me in a cutscene you don't fucking need me to hold the W button. Fuck you.

 

[Miller]

Being forced to walk slowly is one of the modern game tropes I hate the most. At this point just fucking put me in a cutscene you don't fucking need me to hold the W button. Fuck you.

It gets really annoying when the walking speed of the playable character is faster than the NPC's so if you go too far ahead the NPC and his dialogue pause.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

It gets really annoying when the walking speed of the playable character is faster than the NPC's so if you go too far ahead the NPC and his dialogue pause.

Skyrim & its mistakes damning a whole generation of games.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

It gets really annoying when the walking speed of the playable character is faster than the NPC's so if you go too far ahead the NPC and his dialogue pause.

For all the shit we can give CDPR, at least they actually had it set up in the Witcher 3 that NPC’s you had to follow would match your speed.

Why the fuck is that so rare that the goddamn Witcher 3 is the first example I could think of?

 

[Two Dollars]

For all the shit we can give CDPR, at least they actually had it set up in the Witcher 3 that NPC’s you had to follow would match your speed.

Why the fuck is that so rare that the goddamn Witcher 3 is the first example I could think of?

The Yakuza games do that as well. You can hold a button to follow the “intended” way with plenty of dialogue, or you can just run ahead while the NPC may or may not yell at you to slow down.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

The Yakuza games do that as well. You can hold a button to follow the “intended” way with plenty of dialogue, or you can just run ahead while the NPC may or may not yell at you to slow down.

And that's funny as hell.
Kiwami is my best example: i fucking hate Haruka.

 

[FlyHoneyPudding]

I never want to hear the phrase "return to form" in a review to a sequel to anything ever fucking again.

It's a close race between that phrase and "I'm having a blast."

 

[Jace on ice]

I just had a kinda fucked up realization.

You know Abby Armstrong from universally beloved classic TLOU2?

Out of Sony's entire first party AAA exclusive lineup she's virtually the only female protagonist who has a male partner (Manny) and isn't a lesbian.

Yea that's right, the character that looks and acts exactly like a man is the only straight one.

Gaystation indeed.

 

[DavidS877]

For all the shit we can give CDPR, at least they actually had it set up in the Witcher 3 that NPC’s you had to follow would match your speed.

Except for the fucking goat.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Skyrim & its mistakes damning a whole generation of games.

I first noticed the walking and talking to NPCs in the first red dead redemption game.

 

[moocow]

I first noticed the walking and talking to NPCs in the first red dead redemption game.

I preferred Rockstar's "plot" when it was delivered a la cartoon character gibberish over a tinny phone conversation rendered in subtitles as you drove your car (via overhead 2D perspective) in GTA1, 2 and London, where it could be safely ignored while you ran over Hari Krishnas and removed more fake Elvii from the world by vehicular cleansing.

There were no "follow the NPC" missions in those first games, which made the pacing quite pleasant.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Out of Sony's entire first party AAA exclusive lineup she's virtually the only female protagonist who has a male partner (Manny) and isn't a lesbian.

Wasn't Abby's love interest Owen, who happens to look very similar to her father? She also makes Owen unfaithful to her pregnant girlfriend Mel and technically rapes him, by doing the rawdog scene while he was drunk.

 

[moocow]

She also makes Owen unfaithful to her pregnant girlfriend Mel and technically rapes him, by doing the rawdog scene while he was drunk.

Oh you silly person -- progressive women can't rape men! Don't you know that "I was drunk ergo no personal responsibility for my choices lol!" escape hatch is only available to women? Penis-havers are automatically rapists even when she does want it, says it clearly, and is sober when she says it!

 

[Thiletonomics]

Oh you silly person -- progressive women can't rape men! Don't you know that "I was drunk ergo no personal responsibility for my choices lol!" escape hatch is only available to women? Penis-havers are automatically rapists even when she does want it, says it clearly, and is sober when she says it!

I see that Wonder Woman '84 used that same clause too.

 

[FlyHoneyPudding]

I grew up on Playstation, although that doesn't matter right now.
Isn't it weird how (((Sony))) forbid Michael Jackson from releasing his song about Palestine in 1993? Why so? It isn't like Sony is ran by Jews, it's ran by Japanese people, unless...
Jews and Japs work together.

I found this. So it's not that far off.

 

[Markorian]

In a single month, the ps5 will be entering its SIXTH YEAR on the market. In that time, it's gotten a grand total of THREE exclusives. Two of which are all but guaranteed to only be temporary.
>Astrobot
It's fine. Nothing more, nothing less. If this was on a system I already owned, I might feel a little miffed if I bought it full price, but wouldn't feel ripped off.
>Death Stranding 2
The video game equivalent of a wet fart, known only for a dancing fat black man covered in tar, if even for that.
>Ghost of Trannei
Dud of a game being propped up only because the Marathon (Concord 2.0) marketing budget got shifted over to it when it was cancell-indefinitely delayed.

By the time the ps5 enters its SIXTH YEAR on the market, the switch 2, for all its faults, won't even be six MONTHS on the market, and will have four exclusives. And that's after removing smaller titles like fast fusion from the list.