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Well traditional PS2 disc images are effectively DVDs (or CDs for early PS2 games and shovelware), so at most 700MBs, or 4.7/8.5GBs per game disc without compression (i.e zip files, conversion to CHD) or trimming garbage/duplicate data, so it can take up a lot of space if you're a lazy fuck and don't compress (though even with compression the total size of the entire playstation 2 library comes to the ballpark of 17TBs IIRC)
According to ChatGPT, the top 200 PS2 games would only occupy about 700GB as regular ISOs, so altogether less than 5-10 "AAA" games that nobody plays anyways. Also, even 17TB would easily fit onto a single datacenter tier HDD.
The new Abby from Wolverine is fucking terrifying dude. Just look at this thing.
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She looks like an even uglier version of Anisa Jomha.
We are getting to the point where Ogre Fiona from Shrek is objectively prettier than the average western AAA GIRLBOSS homunculus.
I swear these people are going to reach the point where these things are so ugly that its becoming a reverse "unrealistic beauty standard" because there are very few people IRL that are quite this ugly.
 
According to ChatGPT, the top 200 PS2 games would only occupy about 700GB as regular ISOs, so altogether less than 5-10 "AAA" games that nobody plays anyways. Also, even 17TB would easily fit onto a single datacenter tier HDD.
Fair point, as there really isn't much reason why a company the size of Sony couldn't besides the aformentioned drip feed and the everpresent rights issues that solo ROM hunting ignores, though by the same token, nothing would stop them from locking all of the "Top 200" behind thier most expensive subscription tier in an attempt to milk that nostalgia besides those snark (but tired) comments about emulating being better and maybe a day or two of outrage bait.
 
Is it just me or are the X-Men character designs clashing with the game's photorealistic art style? The proportions for Sabertooth are all wrong, which would be fine if he wasn't so real looking. Logan has the opposite problem because he's way too mundane.

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The woke aspect definitely adds to the uncanniness of this game. This is a true and honest Concord-like

I think he looks like Liev Schreiber, the dude who played Sabretooth in the Origins movie.
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I assume this is the result of their insistence on using face mocap of the actors instead of modelling designs from scratch, because Peter Parker looks pretty plain jane in the Spider-Man games too.
At first I was thinking people were homos for saying it, but Insomniac's Wolverine legitimately looks like a faggot.

Unironically just giving him more hair could solve the lack of grizzly & rugged that he has.
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But no, even that can't solve the sheer problem of just how basic he feels, mainly his face looking like he went through total twink death & is trying to go macho now. Even the unironic cuck Logan in comics at least looked cool.

Hell, he reminds me of this, but worse.
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I really hope the hate for this game continues.
The full image is even funnier.
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Imagine getting mogged by a team dungeon crawler with a top-down birds-eye camera from the PS2 (Legends). This is still missing a lot of great ones, BTW.

Unironically, just designing him to be a bit more like usual Wolverine can solve a minor bit of problems.
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Because he's very faggy otherwise.
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The new Abby from Wolverine is fucking terrifying dude. Just look at this thing.
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I just wanna remind everyone what we used to have before.
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This isn't even the worst bastardization either, that would be Debra Wilson as Callisto.
 
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I never thought I'd see the day I'd take a Fortnite skin over the official product. The obsession with realism has ruined art direction in games.
 
But no, even that can't solve the sheer problem of just how basic he feels, mainly his face looking like he went through total twink death & is trying to go macho now. Even the unironic cuck Logan in comics at least looked cool.
They say that eyes are the window to one's soul. Insomniac made Logan's window so large that he can't possibly hide anything from the audience.
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Even with his head tilted in a three-quarter angle, you can still see the eyes of a coward. The image you processed makes it really blatant. I'd also add that the overall shape of his face is very circular when it should a lot sharper and jagged His eyelashes are exaggerated for no reason and his eyebrows are too thick as well.

These characters aren't supposed to be relatable. Half the appeal of capeshit is reading about the exploits of larger-than-life characters. The designs of the characters play a big role. Insomniac doesn't seem to understand any of this and it's come to the point where you have to doubt if anyone that's worked on this even cares about comic books.
 
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Logan comes back into Team X, which was founded by Nathaniel Essex to supposedly protect mutants from Bolivar Trask and his Sentinels. Trask is openly trying to eradicate mutantkind, but Essex turns out to be just as bad. He has been lying about being a mutant, stole mutant powers by grafting his wife’s X-gene into himself, and eventually decides that mutants themselves are not good enough, so he plans to use the Helix Engine to activate millions of dormant mutants and splice their abilities into himself. Along the way, Trask’s Reavers attack the Essex Institute and Leech dies, Deathstrike tries to use the Helix Engine in Japan and is killed when Logan shoves her into it, and Walter Langkowski is corrupted into Sasquatch by the Engine and eventually begs Logan to kill him, which Logan does. Trask is later captured by Team X and Logan kills him by stabbing him through the chest.

The biggest personal twist is that Logan’s memories are fake. Thirty years earlier he lived peacefully with a woman called Red. Essex tried to recruit Logan, telepathically triggered his berserker rage, and Logan killed Red with his own claws. Essex then repeatedly forced Logan to relive that moment until his mind broke, allowing him to rewrite Logan’s memories. Red is then revealed to have been a previous incarnation of Jean Grey. Jean is the Phoenix and is continuously reborn, so after Red died, Jean Grey was born with no memory of that previous life. During the present-day story, Helix energy restores Jean’s past-life memories, so she realizes she loved Logan before as Red.

Essex eventually takes control of Helix Sentinels and unleashes them. His mass activation plan partly succeeds, causing the mutant population to explode from around ten thousand to millions almost overnight, with enormous civilian casualties and mutants becoming publicly known worldwide. Logan, Jean, and Shiro fight Essex and a giant Helix Sentinel in Tokyo. Logan finally kills Essex, but the Helix energy awakens something buried inside him: Apocalypse’s influence and Logan’s identity as the Horseman of Death. Jean uses her Phoenix power to burn that influence out of him, but doing so wipes Logan’s memories again. Jean ends the game remembering their lives together, while Logan remembers none of it. He leaves Lowtown to figure out who he really is and why Apocalypse seems to know him, even telling Jean that he will see her again despite not truly understanding their shared past.

The sequel hook is Apocalypse. Sabretooth appears to die, but his post-story bio says he crawls out of a watery grave after hearing a voice from the Helix Engine identify itself as En Sabah Nur. He then goes looking for an ancient tomb and considers joining the Horsemen of Apocalypse. There are also explicit Apocalypse lines calling Logan his Horseman of Death and saying that Death’s turn is over and War is next. So the ending is basically: Trask and Essex are dead, Jean becomes fully aware of being Phoenix, Logan survives but loses his memories and leaves her, mutants are now publicly exposed across the world, Sabretooth survives, and Apocalypse is being set up as the next major threat.
 
I love how people are rightfully shitty on Lady Deathstrikes design and are mistaking it for Psylocke, and all of the faggot fanboys are missing the point but calling them larpers.

Like, no man, Insomniac is fucking up that bad you limp dick shills!
It is amazing how they fuck up so bad with the design that people assume that she is actually a completely different character with a different powerset.
 
Logan finally kills Essex, but the Helix energy awakens something buried inside him: Apocalypse’s influence and Logan’s identity as the Horseman of Death.



And people thought the X-Men films were bad about making Wolverine the center of everything...
 
Where The Seeds Fall was the only game that particularly interested me. Visually it looked like a middle ground between something you'd see from Fumito Ueda and Keiichiro Toyama, so if its gameplay also draws from both of those influences we could end up with a pretty cool game.

Trailer for anyone who's interested:
 
Where The Seeds Fall was the only game that particularly interested me. Visually it looked like a middle ground between something you'd see from Fumito Ueda and Keiichiro Toyama, so if its gameplay also draws from both of those influences we could end up with a pretty cool game.

Trailer for anyone who's interested: https://youtube.com/watch?v=zdDJlYAVe-c
It's on Switch 2 as well, which is good because it's only a few hours long so it's suited to handheld play.
 
Seeing the cultists still defend this company is fucking insane, I'm pretty sure Sony could rape and murder their entire families in front of them and they'd still be raring to dicksuck them.

At least when Xbox pulled all their bullshit their fans just said fuck you and stopped buying their products to the point where it's pretty much a zombie brand now.
 
Seeing the cultists still defend this company is fucking insane, I'm pretty sure Sony could rape and murder their entire families in front of them and they'd still be raring to dicksuck them.

At least when Xbox pulled all their bullshit their fans just said fuck you and stopped buying their products to the point where it's pretty much a zombie brand now.
Xbox doing less than a quarter of what sony is doing now gave us a borderline extinction level event that the brand STILL hasn't recovered from. A fraction of a percent of this bullshit from nintendo gave us the damned wiiu. Meanwhile, the only sony system in history to sell less than 80 million was the one they outright intentionally sabotaged over petty internal squabbles. I'm not saying other companies don't have their own corporate cultists, but nowhere in gaming are they as numerous and fervent as they are with sony.
 
I'm not saying other companies don't have their own corporate cultists, but nowhere in gaming are they as numerous and fervent as they are with sony.
you're saying this as if the other gaming companies don't have similarly bad cultists (or anti-cultists) could be any worse than what Sony has?
 
The real problem is that they basically are just making ps4 games still, the only reason they can't run on ps4 (if they actually can't, considering games like ratchet and clank can run on a pc with similar specs to a ps4 without any "magic" ssd) is due to shit optimization that they require the absolutely marginal power increase of the ps5 to brute force through. Out of all my criticisms of nintendo and the switch 2, "X switch 2 exclusive could have EASILY run on the switch 1!" isn't one of them.
well,that sound retarted,
 
you're saying this as if the other gaming companies don't have similarly bad cultists (or anti-cultists) could be any worse than what Sony has?
You know that comic with the graph that says
>Muslim terror attacks: 493
>Christian terror attacks: 3

And the guy says “b-but christians do it too… it’s the same…”

It’s that.
 
Honestly, at time point I'm just waiting for the tire fire that will almost certainly be the PS6 launch. They're going to overprice that thing to shit, then try and use GTA6's asking price to nickel and dime the fuck out of anyone stupid enough to buy yet another plastic brick that won't have any goddamn games.
 
Even with his head tilted in a three-quarter angle, you can still see the eyes of a coward.
Those are the eyes of a man who'd let a serial child rapist walk free because 'everyone deserves the chance to redeem themselves'.
It's on Switch 2 as well, which is good because it's only a few hours long so it's suited to handheld play.
You made me curious, so I ran back through the list of games at the State of Play. The only games exclusive to the PS5 were Wolverine, Ghost of Yotei Complete Edition, Saros, Gran Turismo 7, and Until Dawn 2.

5 exclusives. 3 of them already released. Everything else is on Steam and other platforms.

ETA: It has since been brought to my attention Gran Turismo 7 also released on PS4. 4 exclusives. lol, lmao.
 
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