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I am making this thread to archive the goings on and history of the absolutely batshit website Soyjak.Party on a website that isn't the Soyjak Wiki. Over the next couple of days I will be gradually adding to this post based around my outline that can be seen here. If there is anything that you all believe has not been added and should be. Please Let me know and I will add it to my list.
What is a Soyjak Party?
Soyjak.Party, also referred to as The Sharty, is an eccentric image board website with an equally eccentric userbase primarily comprised of ex users of the now defunct* /qa/Soyjaks Question and Answer Board on 4chan. The site has become known as a nuisance within various circles by being tards, raiding Twitch streamers playing Jackbox games in an attempt to get them banned, stealing gets, raiding 4chan, notably /lgbt/ and /po/, other altchans, and basically anyone they think would be funny to raid. As the website's name implies, the bulk of the traffic on the website is in relation to Soyjaks and "Soy Culture." The site has and has had numerous boards, however /soy/ is the most active board on the website. Despite only being founded on September 19th 2020, the website has a very extensive history which is reminiscent of early 4chan and 8chan.
What is Soy Culture?
Soy Culture, or Sharty Culture, is lots of things, much like most forums and imageboards, The Sharty has its own quirks. however unlike most other websites, The Sharty has a metric fuck tonne of unique ticks that make it what it is.
Soy Speak
"I can barely understand more than half of these posts. We should adopt their coal dust m' chudly tactic of speaking in riddles to protect ourselves."
-Null
Soy Speak is the rather noticeable way that Soyteens use to communicate. It acts as a shibboleth (a dog whistle if you're retarded) for them. And it may seem rather daunting to understand to any outsider, however it really isn't. here's a basic introduction to the current state of Soy Speak.
':
' is used to shorten words down in a similar manner as it is traditionally used in English, Dutch, and in Afrikaans. E.g 'fraid (afraid), Runnin' (running) ,'n (een). However, the apostrophe in Soy Speak it does not conjoin words like in English. It is often attached to words haphazardly on the syllable. E.g 'teen (Soyteen), 'jak (Soyjak), 'lig, only really found in "'lig on the 'log", 'zellig (ongezellig), 'log (catalogue).
Gem and Coal :
Gem, gemmy, diamond, gemerald, etc. and coal, coaly, dust, brimstone, etc. are respectively Soy Speak's versions of based and cringe, good and bad, yin and yang, you get the point.
Keyed:
Shibbolethic synonym for gem and its variations.
IAS and NAS:
IAS stands for Is a Soyjak and NAS stands for Not a Soyjak.
Soyteen:
A compound of Soy and Teen. A Soyjak poster; usually on The Sharty.
Chud:
Synonym for Soyteen. Used on the site in the stead of anonymous.
For a complete history consult the chart below.
View attachment chudchart.png
Jakker:
Synonym for Soyteen
Bumo:
A synonym for Bump. It likely stems from a mistyping of the word Bump. Purposeful usage of the word grew in popularity during the time of the "if this zellig stays up for 30 days kuz adds the zellig banner. if not zellig is permanently banned from /soy/" thread.
Upzellig:
Synonym of bump. Only used by Ongezellig fans. Compound of Up and the Dutch word Gezellig.
4cuck:
Synonym for 4chan
SoyJaks
SMV
Ongezellig / 'Zellig
Ongezellig, or 'zellig in Soy Speak, is an indie animation pilot by the Dutch YouTuber Studio Massa / Massagraf (lit. mass grave in English) centred around Maya and her two adopted sisters Coco and Mymy. While relatively mundane the pilot has become essentially enshrined as a part of Soyjak.Party culture. Some 'teens say that it's the dustiest coal known to man, some say it's the shiniest gemerald ever made, and many lie in-between not giving a shit. Ongezellig first gained popularity on /qa/ after it was shilled to hell and back. And while the exact genesis point of where the connection between /qa/ culture and Ongezellig began is likely nigh indeterminable. I would like to posit a theory regarding it. That theory being the a Dutch autist who I knew single handedly spammed it into popularity (a theory that is weirdly echoed on the soyjak wiki). During the time Ongezellig was gaining popularity on /qa/, the English speaking community around Massadonië (The community around Studio Massa) was incredibly small (it still is). And they were (and are) mostly /co/ adjacent posters assuming they're 4chan types. Making it far less likely that one of the international users was responsible for the spam. Prior to all of this the server was one of the worst (or best depending on how based you are) Dutch language Discord servers in regards to being edgy. An ex member from that time period who I used to talk with had claimed a few times that he was responsible for making it popular. Whether you buy into this theory is up to you. I believe it has merit (mainly because it's my own damn theory), but I'm also just some random autistic guy on the internet talking about another random even more autistic guy on the internet.
On October 10th 2022, Kuz created a poll on his then very small Telegram channel asking the people who followed it whether or not he should look into purchasing Ongezellig from Massagraf. As of the time of writing nothing has come out of this poll, Ongezellig has been finished and put on hold, and the question of whether or not it's going to happen is still brought up on /q/ from time to time.
Note 1:
The janitors and many Dutch members of Massadonie really do not like /qa/ and Soyjak.Party posters.
Note 2:
The page for Ongezellig is the most visited page on the Soyjak Wiki as of the time of writing. This is due in part to the fact that it is the first thing that pops up when you look up Ongezellig online.
Raiding
Raiding has been a major aspect of /qa/ and Soyjak.Party culture since before /qa/ was shut down. It initially started with people fucking with /lgbt/ on a minor scale to fucking with basically everyone and especially 4chan. Even this thread has been "raided" (like 5 guys being tards). there are many kinds of raids are being or have been done. ranging from average get steals on various chan sites including the obvious, to raiding twitch streamers playing jackbox with image scripts and naughty words.
Stolen Gets
For those who are unfamilar with image board culture, gets are posts which have post numbers which are deemed as special; Usually repeating digits or post numbers that are mile stones like the millionth post (basically always just repeating digits). The Sharty has stolen many gets over the years. Many from 4chan, and a few other less documented gets from other sites. The most notable would be the /s4s/'s #10000000 get on the 21 November 2021. This get actually got the janitor have a total shit fit completely nuking the thread and banning many people involved. This Post also (unfortunately or fortunately) cemented the Soyjak variant Cobson as an official part of Sharty Culture.
Other notable stolen gets include the /vst/ #999999 and #1000000 gets, the /p/ #3999999 and #4000000 gets, and the /lgbt/ #25000000 get. There are many more documented ones on the Soyjak Wiki (archive), and I implore you to take a look at the rest of their ill gotten gains.
Board and Site Wipes
Jakbox Raids
The popularity of these raids has waxed and waned over time, but every wave was essentially the same. The typical strategy was to
Wikipedia Raids
Notable People:
Soot
"Keep on jakkin' Soyteens"
Soot was the founder and owner of Soyjak.Party until 16 July 2022.
Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov/ Kuz / Temuçin
"I think that Kiwifarms is more mentally ill than this site will ever be."
Important Note
This biography is short and recounts information that Kuz has provided about himself or was allowed to be on his websites without being taken down. This information may be incorrect or false and is being presented as fact for the sake of brevity. At a later date I will make a thread dedicated to Kuz himself. Said thread will essentially be an expanded form of this biography that goes into exactly why this biography may be inaccurate. Documentation on Kuz is sparse, contradictory, and convoluted. I am making my best effort to create something coherent for this thread.
Importanter Note
His favourite Touhou character is Hong Meiling.
Early Life and Internet Beginnings.
Yuri Mikhailovich(?) Kuznetsov, also known as Kuz, was born on 30 June 1988, to a Chinese or Mongolian immigrant mother, and a Russian father, in Bologoye, Omsk, Russia. His father, Mikhail (Anatoli?) Kuznetsov, worked for/operated a farm in which Kuz worked on until age 16. Where he met his first wife. At age 14 he got his first computer and began learning English and how to code. On 14 March 2005 Kuz made his first major mark on the internet with the creation of a Russian deep web textboard called 9channels8birds. A website that was also known as 9ch, 9ch8br, and most commonly 9channel. Initially the site was made as a joke and had no domain, just a port on Kuz's IP. But about a year later it was moved onto TOR, and eventually brought onto the clearnet. A few days after its creation, Kuz created the first bulletin board, Apiru, or /a/ and later /ap/. The board acted mostly as a file sharing board for a variety of things, notably pornography and pirated software. By April of 2005 the site reached a user base of a few hundred daily users. And Kuz officially changed the named from 9channels8birds to simply 9channel. He also added a new discussion board, Arguments, which took /a/ from Apiru. Later in April it briefly shut down as the site had maxed out Kuz's internet line. Two months later, the site came back up. Sometime in December 2005, Kuz founded KolymaNET as a parent company for 9channel. And on 12 January 2006 a second developer and administrator, Roman V. Semyonovich AKA DCPDEV, was brought on. with his help the KolymaBBS, a set of bulletin boards which 9channel was a part of, was created. And in late 2006 9channel's first image board was created.
Sobot / Tekay
Sobot, on discord as Tekay, is a moderator on the website who used to post under its admin credentials regularly. Despite popular belief that Sobot is a tranny, she is likely not a troon. According to Kuz during a Q&A live stream (December 17th I believe but will need to confirm which one it was) she is non-binary. What Sobot is is way too fucking confusing to actually care about. Let's just go with it for the sake of brevity. Every single source I have conflicts, and even the creature itself says I'm wrong.
I don't even know man.
Notable Events:
The Night of a Thousand Acks and The Great Soyset
The Captain Coal Incident
"FUCK SOOT I HAVE YOUR IPS"
-Captain Nigger
On the night of 8 of June 2021 Soyjak.Party was taken over by a figure known as Captain Coal. Captain Coal deleted every board with the exception of soy, added the boards /plier/ Markiplier, /cunny/ Cunny, and /j/ Janime, revealed the ips of users who he didn't like, and played the game of shitmin with the site. After a few hours of this when Soot woke up Soot made a post about how he was trying to clean up Captain Coal's mess. Soot later regained access to the website and vehemently apologised numerous times, including a now deleted blog post regarding the incident.
Note 1:
Despite being asked by many 'teens to show his cock and "bussy" as reparations for allowing this to happen. Soot has yet to and likely never will reveal himself to us.
Sale of the Sharty To Yuri Kuznetsov
A
The Dancing Swede
The dancing swede, as seen on above (it's not The Swede), was an earlier example of OC on the Sharty. The short clip features an Impjak dancing to the ending theme from Super Mario World. In February of 2022, an edited version of this video containing a cut to a clip of a young child being raped began to be posted on the site. This edited Swede was easily distinguishable from the original due to it being 2.11 megabytes in size and of a much lower quality. The clip started a general trend of paranoia around gifs and videos containing CSAM and was made by a Turkish teenager by the name of İtil Altın, or Goth#3900 on Discord. İtil was doxxed on /incel/, the internet celebrities board, as well.
Note 1:
This is not the only time the website has had CP issues like this. A few months later gifs of Cobson edited onto Psy dancing in Gangnam Style, or Cobson Style gifs, were banned for a day whilst the janitors figured out a solution to CSAM being hidden within them.
/j/anon leaks
"TRUST THE PLAN! THE JTRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL!!!"
-many a 'teen
Ongezellig Necro Bump Thread Turns One Month Old
"Ongezellig fans have mastered the sacred art of bumo."
-Kuz
On October 10th of 2022 this thread was posted declaring that if it turned a month old that Kuz would have to add the Ongezellig banner included in the post and that if it died Ongezellig posts would be forbidden on /soy/. It should be noted that Kuz never actually agreed to this. On the 10th of November 2022, the thread turned a month old and the board was flooded with victory posts.
3 days later still with no Ongezellig banner, another thread was made.
In this thread Kuz actually posted posted stating that if it was up for a year he'd do it.
This was a shock but the thread still continued for multiple weeks before kuz eventually caved and just added the banner. It should be noted that there were plans to implement an auto bumping bot to keep the thread alive.
And that it was made known that the website had a very high (24k posts) bump limit. this revelation lead to a thread trying to test the site with no real success.
Failed Gets Leading to Mass Hysteria and Raiding:
#999999 and #1000000 gets
The 1000000 get was edited shortly after being posted by someone on administration, presumably Kuz, to say "colorful win." The original text said "UTTP@TEAM." This is the biggest action by UTTP on The Sharty.
Many 'teens were furious and decided that #999999 was the true get. This decision lead to a fairly successful raid of /lgbt/.
This video shows some of the posts leading up to the millionth post.
'zellig did not in fact win.
Note 1:
On the Soyjak Wiki it shows an edited picture of the actual edit made by admin containing the image from post #999995.
#2000000 get
After this absolutely disgusting get was taken by god knows who. /soy/ decided that the perpetrators were /trash/, and decided to try and wipe the catalogue. This was not a success and many 'teens probably got more than what they bargained for during the raid. Much like with the #1000000 get, the post prior is generally viewed as the true get.
The End?
It's Over...
Related Websites and Communities:
Soyjak Boorus / Booru.Soy/ Soyjak.win / Soy Booru / Onions Booru / Soyjak Booru / Subooru / Soyjak.Wiki
Qafe / Soyjak Cafe / The Discord Tranny Cabal
"IT'S DA TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!!"
The Soyjak Cafe, or the Qafe, Discord was made some time in late September or early October 2020 by the Discord user Arcturus and was co owned by Hootnholler. For the first roughly year and a half of the server's life it was a very slow somewhat secretive shit posting server with invites given out to people that the server's higher ups thought would be fun additions. As time went on the server grew in size and more people came to learn of its existence. As knowledge about the server began to grow, rumours that the server was responsible for spamming Cobson, Ongezellig, and anything else that was shoved down the Sharty's collective throat began to propegate. These rumours were and still are untrue. The only GayOps that the server was involved in was claiming that they were responsible for the Chugsjak spam to try and kill it. In July 2022 Arctucus and Hoot opened up invites to populate the server more. at this time the server absolutely exploded in size and a nu'teen apartheid was set up to separate the wheat from the chaff. With white names being allowed to post in Retard Containment which was wiped daily. While ranked users were given access to the whole server (see left for channel list).
In august 2022 small leaks from Retard Containment started coming out, and no one really cared as they weren't from the server proper. Then in Late October 2022 The /bant/ Leak drops with most of the server being leaked, with the exclusion of a few upper rank channels, and everything starts going tits up. The leaks were done by a fairly long time member named Enz. This leak led to the most of the server is purged in a few days only leaving trustworthy individuals who had been active far before the opening up of the server. Then on December 10th the original server was deleted. Not long after, a new server was made. But was deleted shortly after by Discord. As of today there is only a dead Telegram channel and an even deader Guilded server, the Qafe is essentially dead.
Note:
While the server proper for the most part did not promote the promotion of spam. Some users acted on their own and spammed their own content into fruition.
Notable Server Members
Deysu
The Shitjak images were made by a member of this server named Deysu. Deysu was a schizophrenic swarthoid who was genuinely insufferable.And according to one of my sources ate his own shit on at least one occasion. There is a video of him smearing his own shit all over his face, and another of him eating his own shit.
Togglebott
Togglebott was another sharty namefag who rose to prominence after posts from his personal twitter were leaked. His typing style and use of default iphone filenames was soon identified by the more autistic users of the site, who would usually respond to his posts with "Kys togglebott". At some point before the downfall of /qa/fe, togglebott publically admitted that he had pedophilic thoughts regularly. Naturally, this was met by a call to dox him and and sparked an interest in looking into his past. many screenshots where togglebott were found on 4chan archives. Including ones where he would ask for child porn on /b/ and ask for people to sext him on /soc/.
Vinluv
Vinluv, also known as Vinluv Anton Handesbukia, was a frequent poster on on the /qa/fe prior to its demise. He is most notable for forcing multiple memes on and around the sharty. These include soyjaks related to the son of the mask and the soyjak variant known as "sid", a tracing of the character "Sid 6.5" from the 1995 film Virtuosity. It was soon discovered that he runs a fat fetish account on the website FurAffinity. Vinluv is an avid user of KiwiFarms.
UTTP / Foodists / Clay.Party / Go Look At Their Thread
UTTP uses the sharty to shill their weird Kiwi Farms clone site Clay.Party. They also stole the #1000000 get on /soy/ with an image of Tommy Parky.
TLDR:
The Sharty is the Soyjak website. They post Soyjaks. Lots of people do not like Soyjak website.[/spoiler]
What is a Soyjak Party?
Soyjak.Party, also referred to as The Sharty, is an eccentric image board website with an equally eccentric userbase primarily comprised of ex users of the now defunct* /qa/
Soy Culture, or Sharty Culture, is lots of things, much like most forums and imageboards, The Sharty has its own quirks. however unlike most other websites, The Sharty has a metric fuck tonne of unique ticks that make it what it is.
"I can barely understand more than half of these posts. We should adopt their coal dust m' chudly tactic of speaking in riddles to protect ourselves."
-Null
Soy Speak is the rather noticeable way that Soyteens use to communicate. It acts as a shibboleth (a dog whistle if you're retarded) for them. And it may seem rather daunting to understand to any outsider, however it really isn't. here's a basic introduction to the current state of Soy Speak.
':
' is used to shorten words down in a similar manner as it is traditionally used in English, Dutch, and in Afrikaans. E.g 'fraid (afraid), Runnin' (running) ,'n (een). However, the apostrophe in Soy Speak it does not conjoin words like in English. It is often attached to words haphazardly on the syllable. E.g 'teen (Soyteen), 'jak (Soyjak), 'lig, only really found in "'lig on the 'log", 'zellig (ongezellig), 'log (catalogue).
Gem and Coal :
Gem, gemmy, diamond, gemerald, etc. and coal, coaly, dust, brimstone, etc. are respectively Soy Speak's versions of based and cringe, good and bad, yin and yang, you get the point.
Keyed:
Shibbolethic synonym for gem and its variations.
IAS and NAS:
IAS stands for Is a Soyjak and NAS stands for Not a Soyjak.
Soyteen:
A compound of Soy and Teen. A Soyjak poster; usually on The Sharty.
Chud:
Synonym for Soyteen. Used on the site in the stead of anonymous.
For a complete history consult the chart below.
View attachment chudchart.png
Jakker:
Synonym for Soyteen
Bumo:
A synonym for Bump. It likely stems from a mistyping of the word Bump. Purposeful usage of the word grew in popularity during the time of the "if this zellig stays up for 30 days kuz adds the zellig banner. if not zellig is permanently banned from /soy/" thread.
Upzellig:
Synonym of bump. Only used by Ongezellig fans. Compound of Up and the Dutch word Gezellig.
4cuck:
Synonym for 4chan
SoyJaks
SMV
Ongezellig / 'Zellig
Ongezellig, or 'zellig in Soy Speak, is an indie animation pilot by the Dutch YouTuber Studio Massa / Massagraf (lit. mass grave in English) centred around Maya and her two adopted sisters Coco and Mymy. While relatively mundane the pilot has become essentially enshrined as a part of Soyjak.Party culture. Some 'teens say that it's the dustiest coal known to man, some say it's the shiniest gemerald ever made, and many lie in-between not giving a shit. Ongezellig first gained popularity on /qa/ after it was shilled to hell and back. And while the exact genesis point of where the connection between /qa/ culture and Ongezellig began is likely nigh indeterminable. I would like to posit a theory regarding it. That theory being the a Dutch autist who I knew single handedly spammed it into popularity (a theory that is weirdly echoed on the soyjak wiki). During the time Ongezellig was gaining popularity on /qa/, the English speaking community around Massadonië (The community around Studio Massa) was incredibly small (it still is). And they were (and are) mostly /co/ adjacent posters assuming they're 4chan types. Making it far less likely that one of the international users was responsible for the spam. Prior to all of this the server was one of the worst (or best depending on how based you are) Dutch language Discord servers in regards to being edgy. An ex member from that time period who I used to talk with had claimed a few times that he was responsible for making it popular. Whether you buy into this theory is up to you. I believe it has merit (mainly because it's my own damn theory), but I'm also just some random autistic guy on the internet talking about another random even more autistic guy on the internet.
On October 10th 2022, Kuz created a poll on his then very small Telegram channel asking the people who followed it whether or not he should look into purchasing Ongezellig from Massagraf. As of the time of writing nothing has come out of this poll, Ongezellig has been finished and put on hold, and the question of whether or not it's going to happen is still brought up on /q/ from time to time.
Note 1:
The janitors and many Dutch members of Massadonie really do not like /qa/ and Soyjak.Party posters.
Note 2:
The page for Ongezellig is the most visited page on the Soyjak Wiki as of the time of writing. This is due in part to the fact that it is the first thing that pops up when you look up Ongezellig online.
Raiding
Raiding has been a major aspect of /qa/ and Soyjak.Party culture since before /qa/ was shut down. It initially started with people fucking with /lgbt/ on a minor scale to fucking with basically everyone and especially 4chan. Even this thread has been "raided" (like 5 guys being tards). there are many kinds of raids are being or have been done. ranging from average get steals on various chan sites including the obvious, to raiding twitch streamers playing jackbox with image scripts and naughty words.
Stolen Gets
For those who are unfamilar with image board culture, gets are posts which have post numbers which are deemed as special; Usually repeating digits or post numbers that are mile stones like the millionth post (basically always just repeating digits). The Sharty has stolen many gets over the years. Many from 4chan, and a few other less documented gets from other sites. The most notable would be the /s4s/'s #10000000 get on the 21 November 2021. This get actually got the janitor have a total shit fit completely nuking the thread and banning many people involved. This Post also (unfortunately or fortunately) cemented the Soyjak variant Cobson as an official part of Sharty Culture.
Other notable stolen gets include the /vst/ #999999 and #1000000 gets, the /p/ #3999999 and #4000000 gets, and the /lgbt/ #25000000 get. There are many more documented ones on the Soyjak Wiki (archive), and I implore you to take a look at the rest of their ill gotten gains.
Board and Site Wipes
Jakbox Raids
The popularity of these raids has waxed and waned over time, but every wave was essentially the same. The typical strategy was to
Wikipedia Raids
Notable People:
"Keep on jakkin' Soyteens"
Soot was the founder and owner of Soyjak.Party until 16 July 2022.
"I think that Kiwifarms is more mentally ill than this site will ever be."
Important Note
This biography is short and recounts information that Kuz has provided about himself or was allowed to be on his websites without being taken down. This information may be incorrect or false and is being presented as fact for the sake of brevity. At a later date I will make a thread dedicated to Kuz himself. Said thread will essentially be an expanded form of this biography that goes into exactly why this biography may be inaccurate. Documentation on Kuz is sparse, contradictory, and convoluted. I am making my best effort to create something coherent for this thread.
Importanter Note
His favourite Touhou character is Hong Meiling.
Early Life and Internet Beginnings.
Yuri Mikhailovich(?) Kuznetsov, also known as Kuz, was born on 30 June 1988, to a Chinese or Mongolian immigrant mother, and a Russian father, in Bologoye, Omsk, Russia. His father, Mikhail (Anatoli?) Kuznetsov, worked for/operated a farm in which Kuz worked on until age 16. Where he met his first wife. At age 14 he got his first computer and began learning English and how to code. On 14 March 2005 Kuz made his first major mark on the internet with the creation of a Russian deep web textboard called 9channels8birds. A website that was also known as 9ch, 9ch8br, and most commonly 9channel. Initially the site was made as a joke and had no domain, just a port on Kuz's IP. But about a year later it was moved onto TOR, and eventually brought onto the clearnet. A few days after its creation, Kuz created the first bulletin board, Apiru, or /a/ and later /ap/. The board acted mostly as a file sharing board for a variety of things, notably pornography and pirated software. By April of 2005 the site reached a user base of a few hundred daily users. And Kuz officially changed the named from 9channels8birds to simply 9channel. He also added a new discussion board, Arguments, which took /a/ from Apiru. Later in April it briefly shut down as the site had maxed out Kuz's internet line. Two months later, the site came back up. Sometime in December 2005, Kuz founded KolymaNET as a parent company for 9channel. And on 12 January 2006 a second developer and administrator, Roman V. Semyonovich AKA DCPDEV, was brought on. with his help the KolymaBBS, a set of bulletin boards which 9channel was a part of, was created. And in late 2006 9channel's first image board was created.
I don't even know man.
Notable Events:
"FUCK SOOT I HAVE YOUR IPS"
-Captain Nigger
On the night of 8 of June 2021 Soyjak.Party was taken over by a figure known as Captain Coal. Captain Coal deleted every board with the exception of soy, added the boards /plier/ Markiplier, /cunny/ Cunny, and /j/ Janime, revealed the ips of users who he didn't like, and played the game of shitmin with the site. After a few hours of this when Soot woke up Soot made a post about how he was trying to clean up Captain Coal's mess. Soot later regained access to the website and vehemently apologised numerous times, including a now deleted blog post regarding the incident.
Note 1:
Despite being asked by many 'teens to show his cock and "bussy" as reparations for allowing this to happen. Soot has yet to and likely never will reveal himself to us.
A
The dancing swede, as seen on above (it's not The Swede), was an earlier example of OC on the Sharty. The short clip features an Impjak dancing to the ending theme from Super Mario World. In February of 2022, an edited version of this video containing a cut to a clip of a young child being raped began to be posted on the site. This edited Swede was easily distinguishable from the original due to it being 2.11 megabytes in size and of a much lower quality. The clip started a general trend of paranoia around gifs and videos containing CSAM and was made by a Turkish teenager by the name of İtil Altın, or Goth#3900 on Discord. İtil was doxxed on /incel/, the internet celebrities board, as well.
Note 1:
This is not the only time the website has had CP issues like this. A few months later gifs of Cobson edited onto Psy dancing in Gangnam Style, or Cobson Style gifs, were banned for a day whilst the janitors figured out a solution to CSAM being hidden within them.
"TRUST THE PLAN! THE JTRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL!!!"
-many a 'teen
Ongezellig Necro Bump Thread Turns One Month Old
"Ongezellig fans have mastered the sacred art of bumo."
-Kuz
On October 10th of 2022 this thread was posted declaring that if it turned a month old that Kuz would have to add the Ongezellig banner included in the post and that if it died Ongezellig posts would be forbidden on /soy/. It should be noted that Kuz never actually agreed to this. On the 10th of November 2022, the thread turned a month old and the board was flooded with victory posts.
3 days later still with no Ongezellig banner, another thread was made.
In this thread Kuz actually posted posted stating that if it was up for a year he'd do it.
This was a shock but the thread still continued for multiple weeks before kuz eventually caved and just added the banner. It should be noted that there were plans to implement an auto bumping bot to keep the thread alive.
And that it was made known that the website had a very high (24k posts) bump limit. this revelation lead to a thread trying to test the site with no real success.
Failed Gets Leading to Mass Hysteria and Raiding:
#999999 and #1000000 gets
The 1000000 get was edited shortly after being posted by someone on administration, presumably Kuz, to say "colorful win." The original text said "UTTP@TEAM." This is the biggest action by UTTP on The Sharty.
Many 'teens were furious and decided that #999999 was the true get. This decision lead to a fairly successful raid of /lgbt/.
This video shows some of the posts leading up to the millionth post.
'zellig did not in fact win.
Note 1:
On the Soyjak Wiki it shows an edited picture of the actual edit made by admin containing the image from post #999995.
#2000000 get
The End?
It's Over...
Related Websites and Communities:
Soyjak Boorus / Booru.Soy/ Soyjak.win / Soy Booru / Onions Booru / Soyjak Booru / Subooru / Soyjak.Wiki
Qafe / Soyjak Cafe / The Discord Tranny Cabal
"IT'S DA TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!!"
The Soyjak Cafe, or the Qafe, Discord was made some time in late September or early October 2020 by the Discord user Arcturus and was co owned by Hootnholler. For the first roughly year and a half of the server's life it was a very slow somewhat secretive shit posting server with invites given out to people that the server's higher ups thought would be fun additions. As time went on the server grew in size and more people came to learn of its existence. As knowledge about the server began to grow, rumours that the server was responsible for spamming Cobson, Ongezellig, and anything else that was shoved down the Sharty's collective throat began to propegate. These rumours were and still are untrue. The only GayOps that the server was involved in was claiming that they were responsible for the Chugsjak spam to try and kill it. In July 2022 Arctucus and Hoot opened up invites to populate the server more. at this time the server absolutely exploded in size and a nu'teen apartheid was set up to separate the wheat from the chaff. With white names being allowed to post in Retard Containment which was wiped daily. While ranked users were given access to the whole server (see left for channel list).
In august 2022 small leaks from Retard Containment started coming out, and no one really cared as they weren't from the server proper. Then in Late October 2022 The /bant/ Leak drops with most of the server being leaked, with the exclusion of a few upper rank channels, and everything starts going tits up. The leaks were done by a fairly long time member named Enz. This leak led to the most of the server is purged in a few days only leaving trustworthy individuals who had been active far before the opening up of the server. Then on December 10th the original server was deleted. Not long after, a new server was made. But was deleted shortly after by Discord. As of today there is only a dead Telegram channel and an even deader Guilded server, the Qafe is essentially dead.
Note:
While the server proper for the most part did not promote the promotion of spam. Some users acted on their own and spammed their own content into fruition.
Notable Server Members
Deysu
The Shitjak images were made by a member of this server named Deysu. Deysu was a schizophrenic swarthoid who was genuinely insufferable.
Togglebott
Togglebott was another sharty namefag who rose to prominence after posts from his personal twitter were leaked. His typing style and use of default iphone filenames was soon identified by the more autistic users of the site, who would usually respond to his posts with "Kys togglebott". At some point before the downfall of /qa/fe, togglebott publically admitted that he had pedophilic thoughts regularly. Naturally, this was met by a call to dox him and and sparked an interest in looking into his past. many screenshots where togglebott were found on 4chan archives. Including ones where he would ask for child porn on /b/ and ask for people to sext him on /soc/.
Vinluv
Vinluv, also known as Vinluv Anton Handesbukia, was a frequent poster on on the /qa/fe prior to its demise. He is most notable for forcing multiple memes on and around the sharty. These include soyjaks related to the son of the mask and the soyjak variant known as "sid", a tracing of the character "Sid 6.5" from the 1995 film Virtuosity. It was soon discovered that he runs a fat fetish account on the website FurAffinity. Vinluv is an avid user of KiwiFarms.
UTTP / Foodists / Clay.Party / Go Look At Their Thread
UTTP uses the sharty to shill their weird Kiwi Farms clone site Clay.Party. They also stole the #1000000 get on /soy/ with an image of Tommy Parky.
TLDR:
The Sharty is the Soyjak website. They post Soyjaks. Lots of people do not like Soyjak website.[/spoiler]
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