Soylent - Who is this for?

[Xarpho]

I always like trying new food, and I finally decided that at my local supermarket, Soylent was worth a try, getting the normal flavor.

Ingredients are basically water, oil, and soy protein, texture not quite as chalky as I would've expected, taste is kinda plastic-y but otherwise fairly neutral. Overall, not good.

Did not feel like a tranny, voting Democrat, or watching Rick & Morty after drinking a third of it though.

 

[FatalTater]

I like the vanilla ones but there was one with a coffee flavor that I did not care for.

 

[一个日志]

I always like trying new food, and I finally decided that at my local supermarket, Soylent was worth a try, getting the normal flavor.

Ingredients are basically water, oil, and soy protein, texture not quite as chalky as I would've expected, taste is kinda plastic-y but otherwise fairly neutral. Overall, not good.

Did not feel like a tranny, voting Democrat, or watching Rick & Morty after drinking a third of it though.

be careful with those, you might not think youre a democrat but theyll leech estrogen into your blood and soon youll look like this

Spoiler: NSFL

Mouth Open ready to receive cock

 

[Disappointed Kenny]

They've been helping my fat ass lose weight. They fill me up and I stop feeling like I need 6 sausage mcmuffins for breakfast. I'm sure that's not the branding they want though.

 

[Screed]

 

[DumbDude42]

very nice thread
here's my contribution

Spoiler: open at your own risk

 

[CrippleThreat]

very nice thread
here's my contribution

Spoiler: open at your own risk

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How long and why, autist?

Drink an Ensure instead, soyboytoy.

 

[DumbDude42]

How long and why, autist?

Drink an Ensure instead, soyboytoy.

someone posted this soyjak collection folder on 4chan a year ago
this thread seems like the perfect place to showcase and share it

 

[GHTD]

GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG MORE SOY MILK! BRING ME THE BOTTLE AND LEAVE IT!

 

[Pee Cola]

Soylent is basically Bachelor Chow for autists. One of the reasons it was invented was because the inventor didn't want the hassle of eating.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Soylent is basically Bachelor Chow for autists. One of the reasons it was invented was because the inventor didn't want the hassle of eating.

Imagine being so bereft of any ability to find joy in life that one of humanity's most enjoyable activities is a "hassle" to you.

 

[Indefinite_Ordered_Sets]

If it is not a green, why even bother?!

 

[Billy_Sama]

If it is not a green, why even bother?!

Or it doesn't contain any processed human.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Closest thing I drink is those Bolthouse Farms vanilla chai iced teas that have soy milk. I feel like a pussy drinking them but fuck they taste good.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Y'all niggaz better be eating a nice bloody ribeye after this lest you die of estrogen poisoning or worse, become a troon.

 

[theshep]

Remember when Vice did a story on them when they were first starting out and found rats in the factory and mold in the product? I do.

 

[L50LasPak]

Soylent Green is one of my favorite movies, and the themes it touches upon are something relevant enough today that I often joke about it being a documentary. It makes me incredibly mad at the internet that some stupid hipster took the name for his fad health food product. In an interview the guy gave some stupid explanation that the name was chosen to "pique curiosity", essentially admitting he chose it as clickbait.

What's more is that it misses the point of the Soylent product in both the book and the movie. The movie ends with Soylent Green being people, but the point is that the appearance of a product like Soylent at all is supposed to be a bad sign; that traditional foodstuffs like meat, dairy and grains are becoming too expensive for the average person to live on and you need to switch to increasingly nutrient-devoid food such as soy and tapioca in order to survive.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Soylent Green is one of my favorite movies, and the themes it touches upon are something relevant enough today that I often joke about it being a documentary. It makes me incredibly mad at the internet that some stupid hipster took the name for his fad health food product. In an interview the guy gave some stupid explanation that the name was chosen to "pique curiosity", essentially admitting he chose it as clickbait.

What's more is that it misses the point of the Soylent product in both the book and the movie. The movie ends with Soylent Green being people, but the point is that the appearance of a product like Soylent at all is supposed to be a bad sign; that traditional foodstuffs like meat, dairy and grains are becoming too expensive for the average person to live on and you need to switch to increasingly nutrient-devoid food such as soy and tapioca in order to survive.

You know the world is getting worst when people don't pick up older dystopia movies because the present is now worse.

 

[BalthasarGelt]

Soylent Green is one of my favorite movies, and the themes it touches upon are something relevant enough today that I often joke about it being a documentary. It makes me incredibly mad at the internet that some stupid hipster took the name for his fad health food product. In an interview the guy gave some stupid explanation that the name was chosen to "pique curiosity", essentially admitting he chose it as clickbait.

Same, even had to change a few throwaway usernames because they had Soylent in it in reference to the movie once the whole soy craze took off. Doesn't look like it's dying anytime soon.

 

[Willie Thrills]

The product is overpriced shit. You can make the same thing by buying dried soy beans, which can be used as possibly the single cheapest source of protein by boiling them for like four hours, de-husking them and blending them, adding in some oat milk for carbohydrates and bam.

Soylent does pretty much the same thing, it's literally just cheap grains suspended in water.

It costs £10 a liter.