Space King - Original Series by Flashgitz

[Helarctos]

The pilot is by far the weakest, I didn’t much care for it either. Episode 2 is where it gets entertaining imo.

I actually did end up watching the other episodes and I am not disappointed. The characters are all actually pretty entertaining, Hatemonger and Terry being the best ones.
It ended up being way less heavy-handed with the "WOAH... BOOBIES. [COCK JOKE]." humor than I was initially led to believe. Pretty solid, even as someone who isn't a warhammer sperg.
I will also say, it's been pretty funny watching redditors try to fight a cultural turf war over the series as well.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

My favourite is the one where Tom takes double his ritalin but none of his lithium, and makes a molestation tier list with P. Diddy's celebrity accusers, and details exactly how he would fuck each guy. I think he'd be a pretty good boyfriend.

PLEASE tell me you have a link to that.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

I could see them doing a bit where one of the replacement boys is black and his melanin is overwhelmed by the sheer power of the holy globules. I would love to read Reddit's reaction to that.

It's just a buff white guy but he has an afro

 

[Niggerphobe]

Does hate monger have a book of slurs

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Does hate monger have a book of slurs

Yes, but he doesn't need it. He has them all memorized.

 

[not william stenchever]

Yes, but he doesn't need it. He has them all memorized.

He has studied the foul xenos in detail so that he is prepared to deploy the most hateful combat slurs without hesitation should an unexpected threat appear in the midst of battle

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I got some bad news for you, homie.
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Terry's globule-plate is dented in too, which means Bryce went the extra mile to prevent him coming back properly, either. I'm pretty sure Tom and Don mentioned it specifically in the Making Of episode.

Holy shit Bryce is a spiteful bitch.

 

[consul_dondas]

Bryce set out to de-Imaginate Terry, and by Space King he did it.

 

[bouquetnine]

Free plot for Flashgitz to use:

Terry returns. But he's too effective. He does everyone's jobs better and makes each of them look stupid doing it. They all come to hate Terry. And so the audience finally is willing to let him go.

The Twist: He does something that makes Bryce feel bad and Bryce tries to set things right with Terry, only for Terry to be wrenched away by the wrath from the rest of his squad.

 

[not william stenchever]

Free plot for Flashgitz to use:

Terry returns. But he's too effective. He does everyone's jobs better and makes each of them look stupid doing it. They all come to hate Terry. And so the audience finally is willing to let him go.

Or the AI from episode three appears halfway through an episode to kidnap Bryce and plug him into the torment nexus off screen, only to return him as a haunted, pained shell of himself at the end.

 

[consul_dondas]

Free plot for Flashgitz to use:

Terry returns. But he's too effective. He does everyone's jobs better and makes each of them look stupid doing it. They all come to hate Terry. And so the audience finally is willing to let him go.

"Captain...

High Commands going to replace you with Terry!"

"Kill him."

 

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I also come out as a Bryce fag. I kinda like how retarded he is. even though he is a spiteful asshole he is still the more "cheerful" of the team and brings a nice balance to serious captain + hatemonger and meek chestnut. Plus I like his psycho armour the most.

 

[God of Nothing]

PLEASE tell me you have a link to that.

it's hilarious

 

[Male Idiot]

I've seen a good number of women who really like Chestnut. They get all protective feelings about him.
You can tell a lot about a woman whether she's into Hatemonger or Chestnut more. They usually like both though just one over the other.

While I'm at it. Just about all of them hate Bryce while Captain is slept on. Even Terry gets more love than them both.
Captain might have potential if he had more screen time getting to do more than having to be the group's tardwrangler.

Hatemonger is extremely confident and outspoken, which is good for women.

Chestnut is the baby who activates their maternal instinct.

Bryce is exactly the type of douche that most women roll eyes at.

Captain is just too general and stoic for them.

Bryce is the most Cartmen out of the cast due to being an unrepentant asshole that the group is seemingly stuck with due to social obligation. Redeeming him will just turn him into modern day SP Cartmen that can't be too mean because the target viewers are too much of a pussies to handle it.

Everyone thought Hatemonger would be the asshole, not Bryce. Bryce is the asshole.

Impressive, very nice

However, I think we all know what Psychowarriors really look like
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Out of Genobomb, have a Trvthnvke instead.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Hatemonger is extremely confident and outspoken, which is good for women.

 

[Male Idiot]

To be autistic, Bryce would have failed to neuter Terry unless Terry's balls are pushed way up.

The armour was dented, not holed through. The balls are usually lower and between, not infront of the legs.

But he may have given him a bent dick. Or even bruised hip or bladder damage, as he was smashed above the balls in the crotch.

Or maybe his legion keeps the balls pulled up in a knot tie above the dick for easier retrieval who knows!

 

[bouquetnine]

The armour was dented, not holed through. The balls are usually lower and between, not infront of the legs.

It's not that deep, bro. They just wanted an obvious way to show that Bryce was thorough.

 

[Red Dye #5]

I think the only way to settle this is with a penis inspection

 

[Male Idiot]

It's not that deep, bro. They just wanted an obvious way to show that Bryce was thorough.

Yes but I am autistic thus their core audience.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Everyone thought Hatemonger would be the asshole, not Bryce. Bryce is the asshole.

South Park early seasons had everyone of the group be some level of racist, but Cartmen was special in how despicable he was. People don't remember him for saying Nigger, they remember him for feeding a kid his parents.