Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

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Judge Dredd said:
All it would take is some people on social media to claim "honk" is a reference to the "alt-right clown world meme" and that would put a stop to it.
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“Honk” is short for honkey which is a racial term used against white people. RACIST!!!

... Oh wait. You can’t be racist against white people. Keep it up, honkies! :)
 
I couldn't find this anywhere on the forums but I thought it was worth saving for posterity because of how entertaining it is. Last April, Doom speedrunner ZeroMaster010 accused fellow runner Bloodite Krypto of cheating. (Archive)

Bloodite's response was copypasta worthy. (Archive)
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PrincessHomura said:
I couldn't stand to listen to that sperg for more than a minute before I had to shut it off.
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Don't bother watching the rest. It's just degenerates sharing lolis on Twitter and Discord. Seriously, how is any of this surprising? We're talking about speedrunners here. I think it's insulting to equate this to a real pedophile network with real life CP.
 
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Best Dio Dindu Nuffin said:
Don't bother watching the rest. It's just degenerates sharing lolis on Twitter and Discord. Seriously, how is any of this surprising? We're talking about speedrunners here. I think it's insulting to equate this to a real pedophile network with real life CP.
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Guess I'm glad I said "apparently."

Even if it's not a pedo network, it's still degenerate and cringeworthy as you said. Gonna edit my original post.
 
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Eddie Bravo said:
2. If I recall, Proto was involved with a bunch of dudes in wigs in a group that I want to say was called "Girls on Fire" or some really dumb fucking shit, and true to Proto's narcissistic nature, started some real shit with other mentally ill fetishists over who was the most girly girl out of everyone in the group and a lot of tone policing. Proto ended up leaving the group claiming to have left on good terms, until someone from that group pointed out how toxic Proto is. Pretty much a catalyst to why GDQ pretty much ghosted his ass for bringing so much unneccessary and insane drama, and everyone having to do a lot of damage control because his fuck ups. Oh, and let's not forget the fact that the long purple haired faggot flashed his jim jams on the camera to more than 120k viewers.
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I don't think Girls On Fire has a lot of trans people I think (at least currently). But I'm basing it on the GoF group of twitch. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
 
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The female-only event is happening. Pronouns and male voices galore. Also most of them do not have the persona for commentary.
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Or more accurately, it happened. Some small takeaways.

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The viewership seems 100% terrible. Some of the VODs have "as much" as 4,000 - but considering that massive traffic that GDQ gets normally, this is just abyssmal.

I decided to look at the schedule and see where the "Frost Fatale" runners tacked up to thier non "Frost Fatale" contemporaries. I'm using the final day for reference.

Pokemon Shield - emray - Ranked 27th on speedrun.com (~16 minutes off from 1st)
Super Metroid (Any%) - FreyasSpirit - Ranked 87th on speedrun.com (~6.5 minutes from 1st)
Elder Scrolls Oblivion (No OOB) - elliecraptor - Ranked 23rd on speedrun.com (~9 minutes from 1st)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (AVIB) - Ranked 8th, but of 13 people lol. (~5.5 minutes from 1st)
Super Mario RPG - pidgezero_one - Ranked 10th (~7 minutes from 1st)

and so on.

It's all bad versions of popular runs or runs no one gives a shit about. The absolute best they seem to be able to do is a Top 10 runner, but even then who really cares.
 
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Watched a few of the frame fatales runs. Pidge running mario rpg was decent background noise but nothing special and the last guardian run was good just because I didn’t realize that people actually speedran it due to its linearity, but there were quite a few silly physics exploits and some good discussion of how the AI works. GDQ in general is much more tolerable without donation comments.
 
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Another guy has been accused of sexual assault in the speedrunning community.

Twitch user Gableda124, has accused her ex-boyfriend Stryder7x [who is best known for his Paper Mario content] of raping her throughout their relationship. In a pastebin here. (alt. link in case it is deleted)

She also posted several screenshots of their conversations as evidence, only it isn't evidence?

The story sounds more like they were both virgins who knew jack shit about being in a relationship. But of course, she goes to Twitter for sympathy and comments on her bravery. :hillary:
 
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FrozenFlame said:
Another guy has been accused of sexual assault in the speedrunning community.

Twitch user Gableda124, has accused her ex-boyfriend Stryder7x [who is best known for his Paper Mario content] of raping her throughout their relationship. In a pastebin here. (alt. link in case it is deleted)

She also posted several screenshots of their conversations as evidence, only it isn't evidence?

The story sounds more like they were both virgins who knew jack shit about being in a relationship. But of course, she goes to Twitter for sympathy and comments on her bravery. :hillary:
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Here are those tweets archived, along with the screenshots uploaded to the site.
Evidence Tweet 1
Evidence Tweet 2

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We can't see the timestamps on the texts, so I'd say those are up in the air. But considering we have images of her talking about it on Discord as far back as 2017, it's not like this was just her reinventing things a few years afterwards. This was something she felt whilst in the relationship. Honestly, after the whole ProJared situation I'm suspending my belief/disbelief. Assuming the texts are legit for the sake of conjecture, Stryder does make points in there about her consenting to stuff or being anxious but then enjoying herself, which obviously isn't a contradiction, but I imagine if these texts were faked they'd be more antagonistic.

There are also things in the pastebin which are unverified, for instance, the hacking incident. She claims he hacked into everything, including her discord, which she definitely has access to considering she uploaded screenshots for this pastebin. I'd like to see the IP addresses for the alleged hacking incident for sure.

As it stands, I'm not going to bat for either side until we hear more about it or get verifiable evidence. Could be that Stryder just dumps 5 years of logs to show their full relationship and we can see the nature of the relationship from there. A lot of the replies to this are skeptical or outright antagonistic, so there will be demand for this kind of evidence soon enough.

Her claim that Stryder took the first day of AGDQ off is verifiable, since we have this tweet:
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As is her claim that she and Stryder took SGDQ off.
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She says he stayed with her for two weeks, but during that time Stryder uploaded a video. So either he was editing at hers, or he arrived before SGDQ and his stay with her was about halfway through as SGDQ was beginning, went home and made these videos.
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Naturally, this proves nothing beyond the fact the timeline she alleges could definitely have occurred.
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