Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

[Letmeoffofspringswildride]

You don't even show up in the notes more than once anymore. Mass reblogging doesn't work so she's flailing at nothing essentially.

 

[LordGoomy]

Spoiler: a handful of caps of text posts/asks over the last day

 

[seagull]

Going to unload a bunch of caps that I don't quite know what to do with. Sorry for the mess.

This is from the good old days, when Ashley was essentially a Columbiner. I'm well aware that she's trolling, but this is somehow still incredibly annoying to me.

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World's dumbest triggers.

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At one point in time, Ashley took her Tokyo Ghoul roleplaying to the extreme of pretending that she couldn't eat real food because she was totally a ghoul irl.

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Proof that Ashley gets her info about her mental illnesses from wikipedia. Also, sperging about DID after someone dared to question her fictional identities.

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"DID will make me tons healthier."

Important information about Ashley's identification as "demisexual." Remember this is from the same woman who claimed that she couldn't be in a relationship with someone who doesn't want to have sex with her.

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"I'm demisexual, if demisexual means the complete opposite thing of what it is normally considered to on tumblr." (That said "demisexuality" is complete bullshit to begin with.)

Can I reclaim homicidal maniac?

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Gender submitted to mogai-archive: felidaegender

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(I feel you, spiritus-sonne.)

Immediately after the Newtown shooting, after assuring everyone that her serialkillerkin--sorry spreekillerkin--headmate had no real feelings about the news, it was time to make the story all about Ashley. What if someone came to shoot up the mall where she had her fictional GameStop job??? (Not even joking, for some reason when she felt the need to lie about having a job, she just said she worked at GameStop. Dream bigger, kid. Say that you work for the CIA or something.)

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What do you do when you want the attention that a suicide threat will get you, but you don't want to have to go through all that effort of crytyping about bullies and going offline for a few hours only to be miraculously return to reassure everyone that you were actually okay you just ate a bunch of tylenol? Say your headmate is threatening suicide.

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("This dude" refers to Darzie in this case. Also, "Andre" was Ashley's edgy scenekid OC.)

 

[KingGeedorah]

Not even joking, for some reason when she felt the need to lie about having a job, she just said she worked at GameStop. Dream bigger, kid. Say that you work for the CIA or something.

Man, this might be the best thing I have read all weekend. Thank you for this. My ribs.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Just a quick update:

Adam (the child bride) overdosed, making him far more capable than Kayla at getting lids off things (if it is true)

There's also a chance the callout post for Greasetrap is getting another update later today or tomorrow, so keep watching the skies.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Stuff's happening. Another small update, was gonna tack it on to my last post but this is actually directly related to Greasetrap, so why not. let's pad that post count

I don't know anything about this cat-thing Grease and Child Bride are in, just the fact that they are pretending to be cats in the vein of the good ol' wolfaboos. If anyone who is more in the know (@nice time ?) has some info to share, I'll give you a shiny new dollar*




*lying

 

[nice time]

Stuff's happening. Another small update, was gonna tack it on to my last post but this is actually directly related to Greasetrap, so why not. let's pad that post count

I don't know anything about this cat-thing Grease and Child Bride are in, just the fact that they are pretending to be cats in the vein of the good ol' wolfaboos. If anyone who is more in the know (@nice time ?) has some info to share, I'll give you a shiny new dollar*


*lying

Geez, I can't understand what that anon is even saying. Anyone wanna translate for me?

I have no idea what his RP blog is, though. His fandoms seem to be really varied now, but my best guess is that it's probably a Saw one. I know that Adam is RPing too, so they're probably doing it together.
I'm not sure if there'd be any obvious way to find them.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Geez, I can't understand what that anon is even saying. Anyone wanna translate for me?

I have no idea what his RP blog is, though. His fandoms seem to be really varied now, but my best guess is that it's probably a Saw one. I know that Adam is RPing too, so they're probably doing it together.
I'm not sure if there'd be any obvious way to find them.

it's a cat thing she and Child Bride are into, that's all I know. Again, it's a lot like the wolfaboo scene, except with cats...?

I don't think it's necessary for us to hunt it down, anyway, except for the entertainment value.

 

[Meowthkip]

Stuff's happening. Another small update, was gonna tack it on to my last post but this is actually directly related to Greasetrap, so why not. let's pad that post count

I don't know anything about this cat-thing Grease and Child Bride are in, just the fact that they are pretending to be cats in the vein of the good ol' wolfaboos. If anyone who is more in the know (@nice time ?) has some info to share, I'll give you a shiny new dollar*




*lying

Five bucks says the RP is Warrior Cats related.

 

[nice time]

Kin pages and fictive pages are back.

LOL of course he'd be a fictive of Tate from American Horror Story; he's a murdering, abusive rapist. There's some irony.

 

[Sniper Monkey]

Most of the fictives seem to be the same type of character: the murdering, abusive, yet entertaining asshole. The type of edgy character that tumblr seems to drool over. I'd say I'm surprised, but at this point I'm not.

 

[Cassowary]

It's interesting that Lawrence has put Biker from Hotline Miami as a secondary kin, when previously he'd insist that he's the "irl biker".

 

[fishercat]

It's interesting that Lawrence has put Biker from Hotline Miami as a secondary kin, when previously he'd insist that he's the "irl biker".

He's nothing is not inconsistent with this horse shit.

 

[Meowthkip]

Most of the fictives seem to be the same type of character: the murdering, abusive, yet entertaining asshole. The type of edgy character that tumblr seems to drool over. I'd say I'm surprised, but at this point I'm not.

Bitch got both Starlord and Owen from Jurassic World as kintypes.

She needs Andy Dwyer in there to complete the Chris Pratt trifecta.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

Bitch got both Starlord and Owen from Jurassic World as kintypes.

She needs Andy Dwyer in there to complete the Chris Pratt trifecta.

Don't forget that guy from The Lego Movie.

 

[seagull]

Five bucks says the RP is Warrior Cats related.

Yep. Ashley started posting about Warrior Cats again about 2-3 weeks ago, including posting in the #wckin tag. She's been calling herself kin of one of the characters (Scourge) since at least March though. Also, Jeremy used to be pretty obsessed with Warrior Cats, so that helps.

I looked in that tag and everyone involved is 14-16, so it definitely does sound like her kind of crowd. Her new RP blog is probably in there somewhere, but I haven't really searched the tag yet.

 

[Mourning Dove]

So Ashley decides to put up her kinpage again when she thinks we aren't watching anymore. Dear, we've been watching certain lolcows like Christian Weston Chandler for almost a decade. Don't think lolcow watching is some sort of short-term hobby. We're in for the long run. You'll never be alone.

 

[Letmeoffofspringswildride]

She likes to behave up until people stop weening her, then she thinks she's safe and has to draw attention again because she's not getting enough. At least she has Kayla beat in that respect.

Tate was a headmate when she was dating darzie. I thought things that reminded you of your abuser were triggering, Ashley?

Backpedaled hating Homestuck too, she's even straight up using people's ocs now. The TV thing is modmad's RGB.

 

[Adamska]

They (these Tumblr delusionals, so Alyssa is pretty fitting too here) are like a particularly stupid dog that is completely incapable of understanding why they keep getting shocked when they cross this imaginary line around their property.

And nice to see that Ashley is bringing out their pedophile tendencies again.

 

[Wumbology]

I find it fascinating that many of Springy's old headmates are suddenly kintypes. Is he giving up on his "system"?