Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

Why "Vodka"? Is that some kind of Columbine reference?
Because CB thinks they're a mature adult and nothing says "mature" like hard alcohol. Apparently.

[E] Or you know, it's something fucking awful as nice time pointed out.
 
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Yeah, Vodka and Reb were the online handles of Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris respectively. They're also what Kanks and Darzie used when they had their kawaii yaoi Colombine head mate rp phase.

I can't say I'd be surprised if kanks is trying to revive it with her current fucktoy.

EDIT: looks like CB also adopted kanks' ask to follow if you identify as female thing. So at the very least CB has absorbed kankles misogyny (which is ironic since she also says not to follow if you're anti-feminist).
 
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So at the very least CB has absorbed kankles misogyny (which is ironic since she also says not to follow if you're anti-feminist).
My personal theory is that they are following their own personal beliefs of hating all females(because they mess up the hawt yaoiz dontcha know), but they also have to pay their dues to the tumblr hivemind and hate everyone who's antifeminist because that means sexism.
Apparently.
 
My personal theory is that they are following their own personal beliefs of hating all females(because they mess up the hawt yaoiz dontcha know), but they also have to pay their dues to the tumblr hivemind and hate everyone who's antifeminist because that means sexism.
Apparently.
Oh I'm sure that's what it is, since I don't buy kankles excuse of being OH NOEZ TRIGGERED by women due to having female abusers for a second and I don't think CB has even mentioned that excuse.

Also they apparently are into Rick and Morty now. Because that haven't shat on enough good things I guess.
 
Oh I'm sure that's what it is, since I don't buy kankles excuse of being OH NOEZ TRIGGERED by women due to having female abusers for a second and I don't think CB has even mentioned that excuse.

Also they apparently are into Rick and Morty now. Because that haven't shat on enough good things I guess.
That's probably the reason why neither of them have that many followers(at least I think, from the screenshots I saw, it didn't look like their posts got many notes). Tumblr doesn't believe women can abuse people, or do anything wrong, so even that excuse wouldn't save them.
And...bleh. I don't watch Rick and Morty, but if they're fans of it now, I think I can predict what will happen to the "kin pages..."
 
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I dont understand the appeal these types get out of the show honestly. Leace it alone guy you ruined enough.
Probably because Rick is a ~canon queer pee-oh-see~ and they get their rocks off on pairing him with Morty for incest shota yaoiz.

Which sucks because given the style of humor in the show you'd think they'd be OMG TRIGGERED by it and leave it alone.
 
Probably because Rick is a ~canon queer pee-oh-see~ and they get their rocks off on pairing him with Morty for incest shota yaoiz.

Which sucks because given the style of humor in the show you'd think they'd be OMG TRIGGERED by it and leave it alone.
Actually, when the creator of Rick and Morty joked about how, thanks to the infinite multiverse, there is a universe in which Rick and Morty are in a romantic relationship, Tumblr flipped the fuck out. There were even some people that wanted to boycott the show. The creator, thank God, called them all idiots and told them to go back to Tumblr.

They were mostly upset by the incest rather than the age differenc

EDIT: I have just remembered that only some circles were more concerned about the incest; quite a lot of people were screaming about pedophilia. I am so glad that Justin Roiland didn't take the raging Tumblristas seriously.
 
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Actually, when the creator of Rick and Morty joked about how, thanks to the infinite multiverse, there is a universe in which Rick and Morty are in a romantic relationship, Tumblr flipped the fuck out. There were even some people that wanted to boycott the show. The creator, thank God, called them all idiots and told them to go back to Tumblr.

They were mostly upset by the incest rather than the age difference.
Somehow, I don't think the incest would be too much of a problem for Kanks and friends.

I mean, when you get off on child characters being murdered incest is no biggie.

EDIT: especially since Kanks has been into shit like Supernatural and Gravity Falls, both of which have fandoms that are notorious for their incest porn.
 
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Actually, a lot of tumblristas are against it because it's pedophilia/pseudopedophilia
There are people on all sides of the ageplay debate honestly. That's why it's a bit disingenuous to say "all tumblrites believe this", there's variety even in sj circles.

Spring is fucking a minor, so I'd assume he's got no problem with it.
 
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