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Archive link of what appears to be a (minor) edit to the kin page:
https://archive.today/hShJO
(Only new thing I noticed right away was Mr. Smiley from Presentable Liberty, which Springs mentioned a little while back.)
Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride
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Archive link of what appears to be a (minor) edit to the kin page:
https://archive.today/hShJO
(Only new thing I noticed right away was Mr. Smiley from Presentable Liberty, which Springs mentioned a little while back.)
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So you identify as a character from Homestuck, but you don't like Homestuck. K
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"hey uhm please tag this thing i voluntarily look at ? kthx"
seagull
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These are the new ones that I see:
Archive link of what appears to be a (minor) edit to the kin page:
https://archive.today/hShJO
(Only new thing I noticed right away was Mr. Smiley from Presentable Liberty, which Springs mentioned a little while back.)
- Jean Valjean (Les Mis)
- Mimi Marquez (Rent)
- Mark (Rent)
- Dylan Masett (Bates Motel) (main)
- Mr Smiley (Presentable Liberty) (main)
- Sapphire (Steven Universe)
- John Egbert (Homestuck)
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I can guarantee you that the claims to being kin of Mr. Smiley are straight out of a Markiplier LP. He did the original video for Presentable Liberty about three months ago, but he mentions it and links back to it quite a bit as of late. I'm sure that comes as a great shock to everyone here.
Also the whole not-liking-Homestuck-but-being-kin-from-it thing comes from the fact that a lot of SJW-y types as of late have really come to hate Homestuck. Not because anything really happened, mind you, but the moment one screams that it's problematic they all scream that it's problematic. She probably keeps tabs on it and just says she hates it to keep up appearances or something. Still so very shocking.
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I know there was a time when Homestuck was all the rage among those types of people... most of them then left for SNK, Dangan Ronpa, and other anime fandoms once they realized HS was "too problematic". I could probably make a chart of weeaboo tumblr kid fandom progression over the years lmao.
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I'm shocked that Angel from Rent didn't make her kin list, seeing as she's canonically trans and everything Little Miss Edgy wants to be.
And of course she'll soon be going on and on about being a huge Broadway fan, when she's only barely heard the soundtracks of some of the most overrated musicals of all time.
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"would you ask your boyfriend's mother permission to put him in handcuffs and whip him?" is completely invalid because most parents do not actually want to know about their offspring's bedroom activity. However, all good parents should want to know if their child is being physically injured by another. If Jeremy's mum knows about this but isn't doing anything about it, she's an unfit mother.
(For the record, she did literally just say no.)
If the above is true, that would mean she's attempted suicide nearly every week that we've been following her. Spring, taking a double dose of Tylenol and chickenscratching your arm a bit does not equal "suicide attempt".
I am genuinely a bit worried if Jeremy's mother knows the details of their relationship but doesn't care. I hope Spring's bullshitting.
EDIT:
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I can't tell if that's a new person or her in a bad wig. These people all tend to look the same.
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Spergtrap's point about it being none of Jeremy's mother's business would be valid if Jeremy wasn't a MINOR. It's completely her business as his mother to know exactly the intentions this adult has with her child. I'm fairly certain that Jeremy's mother doesn't know, since any competent mother wouldn't let that shit go down under her own roof so easily.
seagull
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In addition to the stuff above like "probably" not caring about them smoking pot and knowing that they have sex, acc0rding to Springtrap Jeremy's mother has also bought them alcohol.
That's honestly a lot more permissive than any parents of teenagers that I've ever known, but I really highly doubt that any mother would allow a relationship to continue that included them physically harming each other. The whole "she knows" is bullshit.
Also, I only just noticed this, but it's kind of funny to me that even Springtrap can't remember Jeremy's pronouns, especially since she gets after everyone else about it.
Anyway, onto new content.
"lit a symptom of psychosis lmao"
Spring dyed her hair:
Honestly, I think the fact that she's styled it so you can't see the undercut is an improvement.
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Maybe Spring and Jeremy have known each other for a long time and Jeremy's mother trusts Spring to not do any harm to Jeremy? If that is the case though, her trust is sorely misplaced.
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Valjean is merciful and kind. How on earth is a totes real goddess of death and destruction identifying with him? Next she'll be identifying with the Bishop of Digny.
Actually, I take that back, she'd have to actually read the book (or watch the show, or even listen to the soundtrack) to know about him.
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"lit a symptom of psychosis lmao"[/SPOILER]
This argument in favor of being otherkin will never, ever make sense to me.
It's like otherkin thought they found a loophole to get out of not being oppressed and they just tripped over themselves and made themselves look worse.
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Acknowledging and using your cray-cray as an excuse runs fairly counter to being legit cray-cray.
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Of course she's both Mark and Mimi. Who wouldn't be? I can't even tell you how many times I've been both myself and my flaky roommate's extremely questionable younger girlfriend.
I was going to say that Mimi, as an emotionally fragile attention-seeking 19-year-old prone to self-destructive behavior, is actually a pretty good kintype for Springtrapp, except then I realized that Mimi doesn't have the tendencies towards harming others that are such a rich part of the Springtrapp Experience. Oh well!
I was going to say that Mimi, as an emotionally fragile attention-seeking 19-year-old prone to self-destructive behavior, is actually a pretty good kintype for Springtrapp, except then I realized that Mimi doesn't have the tendencies towards harming others that are such a rich part of the Springtrapp Experience. Oh well!
seagull
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Since people seem to find the deitykin sperging particularly amusing (and I do to) here's her recent deitykin identity.
Full tag here: https://archive.today/http://17865193708.tumblr.com/tagged/[mordecai]*
Full tag here: https://archive.today/http://17865193708.tumblr.com/tagged/[mordecai]*
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Sorry Spertrap; you'll never be as awesome as Sheogorath.Since people seem to find the deitykin sperging particularly amusing (and I do to) here's her recent deitykin identity.
Full tag here: https://archive.today/http://17865193708.tumblr.com/tagged/[mordecai]*
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If she started skipping rope with people's intestines and gave everyone cheese, I might actually be tempted to give her chocolate and pastries. Not sure how those are supposed to be associated with the 'gritty parts' of mental illness (implying there's a good side) though.
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The non-"gritty" part of mental illness is, uh, the Internet cred, I guess? You'd figure that'd be more within Springtrapp's zone of influence, though.