Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

[peribot]

So Im confused, is Kayla Adam/Child Bride? I cant keep up with all the names.

 

[moorhen]

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But... If you are that character, wouldn't you know already? I can never follow kin logic.

I read that Gravity Falls is finishing after this season, has she freaked out about that yet?

DO IT FAGGOT

I wonder if she realises she's spent so long pretending she's going to kill herself that no one cares anymore?
The only way she'd actually kill herself is accidentally, while pretending to do something for attention.

I'm so glad all this has come from two people pretending to be a fat skeleton.

So Im confused, is Kayla Adam/Child Bride? I cant keep up with all the names.

Kayla is @Stray Sheep, another internet waifu (or ex waifu now) who has their own thread, complete with beautiful chimp outs.

double post, noooooo.

 

[Fiddleford]

So Im confused, is Kayla Adam/Child Bride? I cant keep up with all the names.

Kayla is Stray Sheep, not child bride. But yes all the names get very confusing after a while.
EDIT: sniped

 

[nonnewtonian]

So how long until the pretend self-flagellation ends and Spring starts saying Kayla abused her? I'm feeling generous so I'll say...two weeks.

 

[Android raptor]

So how long until the pretend self-flagellation ends and Spring starts saying Kayla abused her? I'm feeling generous so I'll say...two weeks.

I give it a week tops.

I wonder what Kayla's reaction will be to that inevitable?

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

I give it a week tops.

I wonder what Kayla's reaction will be to that inevitable?

Kayla made an entry about how she wonders if Ashley will accuse her of being abusive, but she also didn't care because so many people recognize Greasetrap for the creepy asshole thing she does.

What's a bit sad is that ultimately Kayla only matters as one more person that child bride is cut off from because of Greasetrap. CB has already lost a lot of friends, and has continued to lose them, and now the most rigorous second-fiddle ass patter has jumped ship. CB talks a lot on his other blog (ramsystem) about how alone he is and the only person he has is Ashley. CB actually has to live with all this in his face, but Kayla just has to have a tantrum about imaginary friends to escape.

I'm not going anywhere with this, just rambling

 

[Cassowary]

To be honest, I kind of think that Greasy wanted to break up with Kayla for a long time now. They hadn't talked to Kayla much in a long time and (as detailed in the Kayla thread), Kayla complained about Greasy having a tendency to be kin with either characters that made them uncomfortable or the same characters as them. So I feel like Greasy just wanted to get Kayla off their back but instead of trying to talk it out with Kayla like a normal person would do, they decide to take ignore Kayla and steal their kins. It's kind of a dickish thing to do, but at the same time, also rather hilarious.

 

[Wumbology]

Haven't posted here for a while, but what Cassowary said is most likely true. Springy has a history of pushing ppl to do the dumping and then framing them as the abuser for leaving. Another classic Springy evasive move.

 

[Meowthkip]

To be honest, I kind of think that Greasy wanted to break up with Kayla for a long time now. They hadn't talked to Kayla much in a long time and (as detailed in the Kayla thread), Kayla complained about Greasy having a tendency to be kin with either characters that made them uncomfortable or the same characters as them. So I feel like Greasy just wanted to get Kayla off their back but instead of trying to talk it out with Kayla like a normal person would do, they decide to take ignore Kayla and steal their kins. It's kind of a dickish thing to do, but at the same time, also rather hilarious.

That kind of passive-aggressive bitchiness is like the foundation of all Tumblr interactions.

 

[Anime-Chan]

How are they living

 

[Dismaying Tree]

That list has:
4 personality disorders(or five--is DID a personality disorder?)
two different types of dissociative disorders which directly contradict each other--DDNOS is literally "non-specified," while DID is a specific type
4 physical ailments
and 1 developmental disorder.
Submit yourself to science right now, Springy, because you have enough shit wrong with you for five people.

 

[Adamska]

That list has:
4 personality disorders(or five--is DID a personality disorder?)
two different types of dissociative disorders which directly contradict each other--DDNOS is literally "non-specified," while DID is a specific type
4 physical ailments
and 1 developmental disorder.
Submit yourself to science right now, Springy, because you have enough shit wrong with you for five people.

Well it's all bloody fictional of course.

That and she has a bevy of excuses for it ranging from mommy not paying for it to it not being available to it being to far away. All actually counterable to other horseshit she says.

 

[Anarchaprincess]

How are they living

Through lies and asspats

 

[Fiddleford]

How are they living

Gotta love having disorders that directly contradict each other.

The narcolepsy bit always gets to me. It just seems so random compared to the others which are pretty standard tumblr fare.

 

[Helvetica Scenario]

The narcolepsy bit always gets to me. It just seems so random compared to the others which are pretty standard tumblr fare.

Well, clearly the narcolepsy is there to explain why Springs is totally not lazy for sleeping all day and refusing to take part in anything that involves genuine exertion without shrieking about how oppressive it is to expect her to do anything of the sort. Just like when she says 'I have Tourette's', what she actually means is 'It's not my fault I swear all the time but I guess I'm just too real for you, and if you call me on it it's ableism because I totally have a fucking condition'.

 

[moorhen]

How are they living

I love the way she's so committed to half-arsing everything that she doesn't even research her fake mental illnesses properly.

If she does have chronic pain it's probably because she's a fat, lazy fuck. (Everyone knows being overweight puts a massive strain on your joints and back). Unfortunately, most doctors will recommend diet and exercise, which we know Greasy will ignore in favour of sleeping and whining about her life on tumblr.

 

[AnOminous]

Just like when she says 'I have Tourette's', what she actually means is 'It's not my fault I swear all the time but I guess I'm just too real for you, and if you call me on it it's ableism because I totally have a fucking condition'.

Just swearing all the time is how a faker fakes Tourette's. That's TV shit. Most real Tourette's patients don't do that.

 

[Erica]

Gotta love having disorders that directly contradict each other.

The narcolepsy bit always gets to me. It just seems so random compared to the others which are pretty standard tumblr fare.

She argued before her narcolepsy had a "trigger" (it was something like, she always fell asleep after arguing), and that narcolepsy wasn't at all like the randomly fainting goats. I do not believe she has ever met a person with narcolepsy.

 

[nasty blast from the past]

How are they living

from my past with seth, i've known from the get-go that they're a pathological liar. the only thing they have is asthma and some weird breathing disorder from wearing an ace bandage instead of a binder, or something. but they could be lying about that, too.

though, they do have the criteria met for Histrionic Personality Disorder, which is hilarious.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

from my past with seth

Wait, is Seth another name Ashley has gone by? She's had so many that it's hard to keep track.