Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

[nonnewtonian]

What ever caused "headmates" to turn into "alters," anyway? Maybe my memory's wrong, but for a while the consensus among Tumblr's multiple/system community was "being multiple is not the same as having DID." Now suddenly everyone who claims to be multiple totally suffered some kind of horrible childhood abuse that caused Dissociate Identity Disorder. I'm assuming it was changed when people realized that if multiple=/=mental illness, they couldn't use the "I'M A MENTALLY ILL TEEN KYS" excuse whenever someone questioned them.
And of course, Grease is always there to toe the party line no matter where it ends up.

Isn't Junjo Romantica notorious for being particulary awful/rapey as far as yaoi series are concerned? I mean I'm not surprised kanks is into it but my god is her taste terrible even for a yaoitard. I wonder if anyone has ever questioned her about liking all these series that glorify abusive relationships and being kin with all these rapist characters.

I think JR is more notorious for its nightmare inducing artwork than it is for the rape/sexual assault stuff. That's one think Grease actually does have in common with Akihiko; I can't look at a picture of either of them without thinking Jesus died in vain.

Spoiler: Care to Compare (Not Safe for Lunch)

Yaoi is shit-tier manga and Junjou Romantica is shit-tier yaoi and Grease unironically liking it in 2015 is pathetic even for them.

 

[Letmeoffofspringswildride]

What ever caused "headmates" to turn into "alters," anyway? Maybe my memory's wrong, but for a while the consensus among Tumblr's multiple/system community was "being multiple is not the same as having DID." Now suddenly everyone who claims to be multiple totally suffered some kind of horrible childhood abuse that caused Dissociate Identity Disorder. I'm assuming it was changed when people realized that if multiple=/=mental illness, they couldn't use the "I'M A MENTALLY ILL TEEN KYS" excuse whenever someone questioned them.
And of course, Grease is always there to toe the party line no matter where it ends up.

When we were dating she was apparently trying to get a real DID diagnosis, but seems to have given up on that. I'm pretty sure you can't have DID and some of the other illnesses she claims to have at the same time anyway, but I'm not a specialist so don't quote me on that.

 

[seagull]

how many times can I try and garner sympathy by fake offing myself without actually dying.

This exactly.

Here are some caps of Ashley pretending her alters are suicidal:
In 2012:

While trying to sic people on Darzie a few months ago:

Note: "Andre" is a character from Zero Day.

Edit: Whoops I was wrong about Andre's identity. Fixed.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

It's not a real soap opera until Coily starts wearing an eyepatch and claiming to be her own evil twin.

And she's the good twin?!

 

[Sigyn]

This exactly.

Here are some caps of Ashley pretending her alters are suicidal:
In 2012:

While trying to sic people on Darzie a few months ago:

Note: "Andre" is a character from Zero Day.

Edit: Whoops I was wrong about Andre's identity. Fixed.

Nothing says "I'm telling the truth you guys!" like making up a fake suicide for a person that never existed as evidence. A+ well done 10/10

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

If we end up killing off all her alters, does she have to be a normal person again? Is that how this works?

 

[Rin]

It's not a real soap opera until Coily starts wearing an eyepatch and claiming to be her own evil twin.

So we wait for her to go full Thanfiction? She's certainly got the headmate count for it.

If we end up killing off all her alters, does she have to be a normal person again? Is that how this works?

Nah, it's like a hydra. Cut off one head(mate), two more grow back.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

So we wait for her to go full Thanfiction? She's certainly got the headmate count for it.

Nah, it's like a hydra. Cut off one head(mate), two more grow back.

Hail Spergdra.

 

[AnOminous]

Nothing says "I'm telling the truth you guys!" like making up a fake suicide for a person that never existed as evidence. A+ well done 10/10

She should get rid of it like getting rid of Tyler Durden. That would work.

 

[nice time]

URL change.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

URL change.

Nice. Does anyone have a tally on how many times we've done this little dance? Gotta give the little shit points for sheer persistence, if nothing else.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Part 2 of Greasetrap's callout has been posted, enjoy. I haven't looked it over yet, but I'm sure it's a good time.

Edit:

'I shouldn't have dated you anyway, I'm an adult and you're a child'

Interesting

 

[nice time]

Part 2 of Greasetrap's callout has been posted, enjoy. I haven't looked it over yet, but I'm sure it's a good time.

Can confirm that last segment about "Seth". I don't remember the blog URL, but it's still out there AFAIK. It was basically an edgy Columbiner blog, mixed with AHS and other edgy things.
"Seth" was also friends with his ex, Darzie, and from what I know, he never knew it was Lawrence.
That blog also used to have the everymanhybrid URL, when he took it back to use on his main blog, he told everyone his "IRL friend who doens't use Tumblr anymore" gave it to him.

 

[Rascal Hawk]

I've seen a bit of an upswing recently in people who previously knew nothing about Ol' Springer making fun of her lately, mostly thanks to her ludicrous 153 kins (I just realized thats more than G1 pokemon.)

I'm kind of hoping callout part 2 combines with this trend.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

I've seen a bit of an upswing recently in people who previously knew nothing about Ol' Springer making fun of her lately, mostly thanks to her ludicrous 153 kins (I just realized thats more than G1 pokemon.)

I'm kind of hoping callout part 2 combines with this trend.

Oh, it well might. Ptsdgluskin, a popular snowflake who has some amazing potential himself, has been posting about Greasetrap and is pretty notorious for attacking other users with his mob of minions.

Spoiler: Tumblr slapfight

I recommend checking out ptsdgluskin's blog anyway, he's pretty hilarious and reliably melts down. Also one of the reigning champs of cry typing and has about 40 kin things himself - those in glass houses, and all that. He also identifies with rapists (such as Gluskin, but plays him off as a blushing wounded uke) but is pretty happy to demonize people for doing the whole FNAF 'purple guy' thing. He's one of my favourite personal tumblr lolcows.

It's depressing how familiar I am with these people now.

Greasy's response so far:

Stay pressed, this might be fun.

EDIT: Ashley just deleted all these posts, luckily I am psychic:

Spoiler: Pedotrap

 

[Meowthkip]

And she's the good twin?!

No, she's the more evil one. The evil twin cleans up nicer.

So we wait for her to go full Thanfiction? She's certainly got the headmate count for it.

I don't think Spring has the whole superficial charm thing going for her that Andy has. Dude's apparently a silver-tongued serpent. Spring is just a bloated, half-dead toad.

It's depressing how familiar I am with these people now.

There's just a hundred of these fuckers all floating around Tumblr, aren't there?

 

[Android raptor]

Noticed this new bit in her about:

"i am unconformable sharing my age, as my body age does not match up with my mental age, but please ask off anon for it if you’re curious."

Inb4 she tries to claim she identifies as a 14 year old and thus isn't a pedo for porking child bride.

What's this ptsdgluskin's beef with her anyway? From the sounds of it they're basically clones of each other.

 

[Meowthkip]

my body age does not match up with my mental age,

Well, she's certainly right about that.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Noticed this new bit in her about:

"i am unconformable sharing my age, as my body age does not match up with my mental age, but please ask off anon for it if you’re curious."

Inb4 she tries to claim she identifies as a 14 year old and thus isn't a pedo for porking child bride.

What's this ptsdgluskin's beef with her anyway? From the sounds of it they're basically clones of each other.

Slightly off-topic context for this one-

Ptsdgluskin is buddies with Andy, the ex who has claimed to be 16 or 14 at different times (currently he says he's 14, I don't know wtf is going on there) and the kid who wrote the callouts. Ashley's comment about not fucking a 14 year old unless she was lied to was a passive dig at Andy, I think, but really she could have saved herself the trouble by not collecting child brides at a feverish rate. I've lost count of all the underage exes at this point.

Ptsdgluskin calls out everyone under the sun, though, it's his shtick - I've seen him pick mutual followers at random and drag them for some arbitrary thing, like being kin of characters outside their race. He's a huge drama queen himself and was recently accused of being a pedophile, so maybe troll shielding plays into it a bit. I don't really care who is more of a pervert or abuser, though, I'm just here for the baby fights.

I've thought about making ptsdgluskin his own post because he's pretty hilarious but I'm so lazy. He's kin with Chandler from Friends, which says enough

 

[Joestar]

Oh, it well might. Ptsdgluskin, a popular snowflake who has some amazing potential himself, has been posting about Greasetrap and is pretty notorious for attacking other users with his mob of minions.

Spoiler: Tumblr slapfight

I recommend checking out ptsdgluskin's blog anyway, he's pretty hilarious and reliably melts down. Also one of the reigning champs of cry typing and has about 40 kin things himself - those in glass houses, and all that. He also identifies with rapists (such as Gluskin, but plays him off as a blushing wounded uke) but is pretty happy to demonize people for doing the whole FNAF 'purple guy' thing. He's one of my favourite personal tumblr lolcows.

It's depressing how familiar I am with these people now.

Greasy's response so far:

Stay pressed, this might be fun.

EDIT: Ashley just deleted all these posts, luckily I am psychic:

Spoiler: Pedotrap

"a 16 year old is not a child" If a sixteen year old wasn't a kid then pedophiles (like you, hello!) wouldn't be getting jailed over doing shit with them, would they? The shit about Adam being cool with it doesn't matter either since he still can't consent.