So I got a secondhand Wii U to play Star Fox Zero and it's actually....fun. I like the style, I like that Nintendo actually made the effort, as far as possible, to get back the original Star Fox 64 voices, I like that some of the levels are like but not quite like Star Fox 64. Yes, the controls are shit, and the Gyro Wing levels are shit and slow things down massively. And I get people's complaints that the best parts of Zero are just Star Fox 64 again. But, given that all modern Nintendo seems to want to give us is literally Star Fox 64 again but Hire This Man Edition, I'd much much rather Zero with its 'like 64 but not quite 64' type ethos. Zero really feels like Nintendo put in some effort.
I really have no idea why it didn't get a Switch port. There's nothing wrong with it that couldn't be fixed in a Deluxe Edition with better controls, more branching paths and different endings.