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Source: https://nypost.com/2023/05/17/starbucks-reveals-change-to-its-ice-fans-are-heated-hate-that/
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Starbucks reveals change to its ice — and fans are heated: 'Hate that'​

Nugget ice is noticeably smaller and denser than cubes, kind of like crushed ice — think of the iced drinks at Sonic.
By Jane Herz

Oh, hail no.

The Post can confirm that the popular coffee chain Starbucks is switching up its ice — making the change from the classic cube to the nugget in select locations.

“As we continue to innovate and make investments in the Starbucks Experience for our partners (baristas) and customers, we are introducing new machines that make nugget ice to select stores this year,” a Starbucks spokesperson told The Post in a statement Wednesday.

The statement continued, “Like many of our recent investments, this machine allows partners to focus on delivering the Starbucks Experience while hand-crafting the same delicious, high-quality iced beverages our customers have come to expect from Starbucks.”

Nugget ice is noticeably smaller and denser than cubes, kind of like crushed ice — think of the iced drinks at Sonic.

The ice rumor gained steam a few days ago, when a Reddit thread started by an alleged Starbucks employee went viral.

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The anonymous worker posted a picture of the pebble ice in all its glory, claiming it was “1 of 3 cafe stores testing the new ice.”

The scoop sparked a seriously hot debate about which ice was better — nugget or cube.

“The recipes aren’t built for this type of ice, which will melt a lot faster and dilute the coffee and sweetness,” one Redditor lamented. “The texture of the frappuccinos will also probably be a lot different.”

Another agreed, typing, “Nooo, I think the ice you guys have now is so perfect. So perfect I ask for extra extra ice because the coffee is easier to drink. This type of ice, in my opinion, is better for sodas or just plain ice water. (In my opinion).”

“I hate that type of ice,” someone else raged. “It melts [too] fast and they are not clear ice. If I want doggy ice I will get it from my fridge at home.”

“I’m scared….I order extra ice in my latte,” one person admitted. “I love the ratio I get currently. So afraid of change…lol.”

Others are giving the change a warm reception.

“If Starbucks goes to nugget ice — TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY ALL OF THE TIME,” someone proclaimed.

Another joked, “I think we all collectively orgasmed.”

“This ice is gonna be amazing, it’s basically hospital ice, and we all know hospitals have the best ice,” a Starbucks enthusiast noted.

The rumor also made its way around TikTok, with similar debates ensuing in comments sections.

But fret not, Starbucks lovers — The Post has learned the chain conducted tests that reportedly showed the new ice does not melt faster than the existing ice.

And the volume of ice per beverage will not be changing.

The new ice will be rolled out over years, as one of the company’s sustainability goals is to cut its water footprint in half by 2030. The new ice machines are said to use less water.
 
Imagine religiously drinking overpriced mass-produced swill from a chain coffeehouse staffed by room temperature IQ hipsters and trannies, then spazzing out that the texture of your favorite soulless corporation's sewer water is going to be impacted by a minuscule change in ice shape.
 
This is an ad. Starbucks loves to gin up two minutes of hate every now and then over a whole bunch of nothing.

Back in 2015, there was a "controversy" over their Christmastime cups being red:

and then in 2016, they were green and "diverse":

we even have an old thread on it:
https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh....onion/threads/starbucks-cup-hissy-fit.26391/ | https://www.kiwifarms.net/threads/starbucks-cup-hissy-fit.26391/

Then late last year, I noooooooooooooooooooooooooticed their gayops where they have articles every once in a while about baristas fucking around with people's cups:
Seems like Starbucks loooooooves to make fake controversies over their baristas writing goofy names on people's cups. Just from searching "starbucks" and confining it to Articles and News, here's a whole bunch of incidents from recent years:
So clearly, Starbucks baristas are the most based people on the planet. Though I wish they'd do one where the cup is labeled "FAGGOT" or "NIGGER" or some other verboten word so they could at least have an air of legitimacy to their guerilla marketing

now they're changing their ice and people are MAD, apparently (not really)
 
“If Starbucks goes to nugget ice — TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY ALL OF THE TIME,” someone proclaimed.

Another joked, “I think we all collectively orgasmed.”

“This ice is gonna be amazing, it’s basically hospital ice, and we all know hospitals have the best ice,” a Starbucks enthusiast noted.
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Starbucks should add strychnine to their coffee.
 
“This ice is gonna be amazing, it’s basically hospital ice, and we all know hospitals have the best ice,” a Starbucks enthusiast noted.

I never knew hospitals have ice. But then again, I don't do HRT and have unprotected sex with drug addicts so I haven't spent enough time in a hospital to even think about the quality of their ice. I guess you learn something new everyday.
 
I never knew hospitals have ice. But then again, I don't do HRT and have unprotected sex with drug addicts so I haven't spent enough time in a hospital to even think about the quality of their ice. I guess you learn something new everyday.
The shittiest hotels have an ice machine so it's not out of place with their row of vending machines to greet the grieving loved ones.
 
Then late last year, I noooooooooooooooooooooooooticed their gayops where they have articles every once in a while about baristas fucking around with people's cups:

lol, I remember the story about the cop. IIRC it was around the time everyone had their hate boners up about cops so looking at the story, I thought it sounded plausible, but more than that it sounded like a social media stunt from the cop himself. but at the same time, I got an itch in the back of my brain looking at how effectively it got Starbucks in the headlines again, not to mention all the reddit knob slobbers screeching about how they were going to go buy something from Starbucks to make all the haters seethe
 
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I hate corpospeak so much. Like what is this even saying? It means nothing.

It probably means "This ice is cheaper and the machine pays for itself".

Your drinks will probably be loaded with more ice now so you get three sips of overpriced coffee flavored sugar instead of four.
 
For some reason, Pike Place is decent when used in iced coffee. Only thing I get from there if that's the only place I can order coffee from.
 
How retarded must you be if you get upset about the ice in your overpriced shit-coffee has changed shape slightly?
Jesus, people are just getting stupider year by year.

Also I want to know what they mean with denser. Water is basically uncompressable in both liquid and ice form. How do you make it denser?
 
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How retarded must you be if you get upset about the ice in your overpriced shit-coffee has changed shape slightly?
Jesus, people are just getting stupider year by year.

Also I want to know what they mean with denser. Water is basically uncompressable in both liquid and ice form. How do you make it denser?
Frozen thick water.
 
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