Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

Staph hates furries, pass it on.

Oh no! My OTP ship, Lou Gags x Womb Wizard, has been sunken before it ever could launch.

Normal, healthy cats will beg for food. They like food. The key is not being a retard and giving it to them every time they ask.

If the cat begs for food and you just can't handle it, give it other attention like pets or cuddles or playing until it's distracted or it's disgusted with how stupid you are.

Stephanie could do with one of those timed feeders, so the cat knows food happens regularly and not from yelling at the human. Unfortunately she'd still feed the cat independently of the feeder because she thinks it's cute.

 

[Meowzers]

this is the only time having a neckbeard is acceptable.

she makes me think of the night lights from how to train your dragon

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Some occult sperging.

Lol at the delusion that she thinks she has 'made immense spiritual and emotional growth' since her womb wizard days. She says she has ditched the demons, but back in January (see below) she said that they helped her with her SSI claim (although they took 5 years to do so). Let's say demons are real - she worked with them and they granted her wish... then she turned around and said 'ok thanks bye.' Surely that won't cause any more chaos in her life.

I guess Belial the demon isn't tasked with acquiring bottom surgery for her now? I'm sure he will miss the foot skin jar offerings. I imagine she's given the job to Loki. I'm sure the god of mischief won't make anything go wrong.


This was under a post about 'occult red flags.' The usual Norse worshippers who are secretly neo Nazis, etc. It was only very recently that Staph got told off for worshipping Lilith, because it's some Tumblr witchcraft cultural appropriation nonsense, which made her stop. There was no guilt for years. Imagine a rando online telling you that you couldn't talk to your imaginary friends anymore, so you ditch them.

The way she rewrites her whole history to be performative about pointless shit is insufferable but hilarious.

Editing to add:

If you don't worship demons anymore why do you have a 'Satanic altar'? Also, if Lilith is off limits because it's cultural appropriation, surely the Egyptian shit should be as well?

This was under a post about how cats are autistic.

Oh fuck off, it's a cat. 'Constantly screaming' = autism. What offensive stereotyping.

 

[VisceraNexus]

This was under a post about how cats are autistic.

Popular Tumblr meme, to be fair. There was a post that got quite popular that was a screenshot with a picture of a cat and next to it it said "All cats are fueled by Autism in their own unique ways." Of course when anything is picked up by shitposters and spread to more people on Tumblr, you get people who actually buy into it a little bit. I'm sure Staph is doing her typical "half joking" thing where she probably honestly believes it but is pretending she's in on the joke. Too bad for her she's always the butt of any joke.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Did she send this anonymous ask to herself?

Dahmer definitely was the one that sent it. He possessed her body so he could write it and show off how edgy and sexy he and his totally-a-man gf is.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Some occult sperging.
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Lol at the delusion that she thinks she has 'made immense spiritual and emotional growth' since her womb wizard days. She says she has ditched the demons, but back in January (see below) she said that they helped her with her SSI claim (although they took 5 years to do so). Let's say demons are real - she worked with them and they granted her wish... then she turned around and said 'ok thanks bye.' Surely that won't cause any more chaos in her life.
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I guess Belial the demon isn't tasked with acquiring bottom surgery for her now? I'm sure he will miss the foot skin jar offerings. I imagine she's given the job to Loki. I'm sure the god of mischief won't make anything go wrong.

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This was under a post about 'occult red flags.' The usual Norse worshippers who are secretly neo Nazis, etc. It was only very recently that Staph got told off for worshipping Lilith, because it's some Tumblr witchcraft cultural appropriation nonsense, which made her stop. There was no guilt for years. Imagine a rando online telling you that you couldn't talk to your imaginary friends anymore, so you ditch them.

The way she rewrites her whole history to be performative about pointless shit is insufferable but hilarious.

Editing to add:
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If you don't worship demons anymore why do you have a 'Satanic altar'? Also, if Lilith is off limits because it's cultural appropriation, surely the Egyptian shit should be as well?

This was under a post about how cats are autistic.
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Oh fuck off, it's a cat. 'Constantly screaming' = autism. What offensive stereotyping.

Ah, the Cosmic Cash-machine.

 

[Chromeo]

Popular Tumblr meme, to be fair. There was a post that got quite popular that was a screenshot with a picture of a cat and next to it it said "All cats are fueled by Autism in their own unique ways." Of course when anything is picked up by shitposters and spread to more people on Tumblr, you get people who actually buy into it a little bit. I'm sure Staph is doing her typical "half joking" thing where she probably honestly believes it but is pretending she's in on the joke. Too bad for her she's always the butt of any joke.

There's also a book

 

[a feel]

There's also a book
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Cats are entirely capable of reading human emotions and expressing empathy, which ironically Staph (and true and honest autists) can't. If anything, cats have ADHD....

 

[pink cigarettes]

Some occult sperging.
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Lol at the delusion that she thinks she has 'made immense spiritual and emotional growth' since her womb wizard days. She says she has ditched the demons, but back in January (see below) she said that they helped her with her SSI claim (although they took 5 years to do so). Let's say demons are real - she worked with them and they granted her wish... then she turned around and said 'ok thanks bye.' Surely that won't cause any more chaos in her life.
View attachment 5894624
I guess Belial the demon isn't tasked with acquiring bottom surgery for her now? I'm sure he will miss the foot skin jar offerings. I imagine she's given the job to Loki. I'm sure the god of mischief won't make anything go wrong.

View attachment 5894626
This was under a post about 'occult red flags.' The usual Norse worshippers who are secretly neo Nazis, etc. It was only very recently that Staph got told off for worshipping Lilith, because it's some Tumblr witchcraft cultural appropriation nonsense, which made her stop. There was no guilt for years. Imagine a rando online telling you that you couldn't talk to your imaginary friends anymore, so you ditch them.

The way she rewrites her whole history to be performative about pointless shit is insufferable but hilarious.

Editing to add:
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If you don't worship demons anymore why do you have a 'Satanic altar'? Also, if Lilith is off limits because it's cultural appropriation, surely the Egyptian shit should be as well?

This was under a post about how cats are autistic.
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Oh fuck off, it's a cat. 'Constantly screaming' = autism. What offensive stereotyping.

Writes a navel-gazing post about her "immense" maturity, like a week after trolling randos on Twitter and telling them about her "boy pussy."

 

[JaneThough]

Some occult sperging.
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Lol at the delusion that she thinks she has 'made immense spiritual and emotional growth' since her womb wizard days. She says she has ditched the demons, but back in January (see below) she said that they helped her with her SSI claim (although they took 5 years to do so). Let's say demons are real - she worked with them and they granted her wish... then she turned around and said 'ok thanks bye.' Surely that won't cause any more chaos in her life.
View attachment 5894624
I guess Belial the demon isn't tasked with acquiring bottom surgery for her now? I'm sure he will miss the foot skin jar offerings. I imagine she's given the job to Loki. I'm sure the god of mischief won't make anything go wrong.

View attachment 5894626
This was under a post about 'occult red flags.' The usual Norse worshippers who are secretly neo Nazis, etc. It was only very recently that Staph got told off for worshipping Lilith, because it's some Tumblr witchcraft cultural appropriation nonsense, which made her stop. There was no guilt for years. Imagine a rando online telling you that you couldn't talk to your imaginary friends anymore, so you ditch them.

The way she rewrites her whole history to be performative about pointless shit is insufferable but hilarious.

Editing to add:
View attachment 5894857
If you don't worship demons anymore why do you have a 'Satanic altar'? Also, if Lilith is off limits because it's cultural appropriation, surely the Egyptian shit should be as well?

This was under a post about how cats are autistic.
View attachment 5894861
Oh fuck off, it's a cat. 'Constantly screaming' = autism. What offensive stereotyping.

WTF with this mishmash of alters? If I were a God and showed up for my offering, just to see 10 other alters to other Gods, I’d be pissed. Though, maybe that explains Staphs misfortune in life.

Also, you’re only allowed to tell that joke if it were a joke. Where’s the punchline? Except that austists scream? I’m not laughing.

 

[moorhen]

Though, maybe that explains Staphs misfortune in life.

Steph getting trolled by everything in life, including gods, would be so on brand for her.

 

[Aunt Carol]

WTF with this mishmash of alters? If I were a God and showed up for my offering, just to see 10 other alters to other Gods, I’d be pissed. Though, maybe that explains Staphs misfortune in life.

I'm picturing a big whiteboard with all her various gods on it, marked off by fiscal year. Loki's granted three boons and a miracle so far, Baal and Lugh are hanging in there with a boon and a minor blessing each, but Osiris is nil for the first quarter 2024, Get it together, Osiris! Sacrifices are for closers.

Maybe that's the wrong kind of autistic, though.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

New blog post.

Spoiler: text version

April 11th, 2024
A few days ago, I was honored to learn that I will be a participant in an event at my local university

My druidic craft is largely based around one thing, which is tending to the spiritual health of my community. That most certainly includes its consciousness towards social justice matters. As my main focus is on the transgender and intersex communities, this will be my contribution to the program.

Otherwise, life has been business as usual. I utilized the energy of the solar eclipse the other day towards adding another layer of “law” to my goal of gender affirming surgery. I’ve also used the sunny and warm weather this week to plant more things in the garden bed. Perhaps next week, my family and I will get to our plots at the community garden to begin planting there, as well.

The energy of my life right now feels like an odd combination of calm and peaceful and electric with potential opportunities. I will be eagerly waiting to see where it takes me.

shilling the patches… gee I wonder why they aren’t selling?


this was the post she is replying to and I Ain’t Reading All That but I love how she’s doing the typical “okay, but what about ME?” stance.

edit: I don’t feel like making a new post for this because it’s just a tag comment but it’s still hilarious

getting back together with Michael Jackson saga????

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Looks like Yarrow is on a panel for “The Global Assault on LGBT rights” as the local voice, everyone else on the panel is global.




Headshot and bio on the site.

Edit: from the link provided on the blog post above.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Looks like Yarrow is on a panel for “The Global Assault on LGBT rights” as the local voice, everyone else on the panel is global.

Fuckin' pronouns.

Is it just me, or does "and now his very own website" sound tongue-in-cheek? I wonder if Stephanie wrote this; even if you didn't know her, it sounds like it's trying hard to make her sound good. "Contributer," "founder" (but what do they do now?), "hope to;" it's really weak.

How come Stephanie has a website for her blog, and a store for her fingerpainting, but the $10k advocacy group only lives on Facebook?

 

[AfghanBlue]

Looks like Yarrow is on a panel for “The Global Assault on LGBT rights” as the local voice, everyone else on the panel is global.

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Headshot and bio on the site.

Edit: from the link provided on the blog post above.

I wonder what in God's name actually happens at these events.
I'd also love to know what physical shape Staph "taking care of the communities spiritual health" takes, now and in the past, aside from the aim of... Fannying about in the park come summer.
Also that, in fact. Will anyone else be involved in the fannying about? Will it be like one of those groups where you go out learning about forageable plants with someone who knows their stuff, but leading / demonstrating and guiding rituals / talking about herbs and season and educational shit?
Or will it just be... Nothing, with no-one.

 

[Meowzers]

Looks like Yarrow is on a panel for “The Global Assault on LGBT rights” as the local voice, everyone else on the panel is global.

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Headshot and bio on the site.

Edit: from the link provided on the blog post above.

"has an eclectic background" is one way to describe it, i guess

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Going down the list of participants for this event, past lots of seemingly intelligent people who actually do things with their lives, just to come to the very end and see her dumb face and webcam headshot, is fucking hilarious.

Considering the event is tomorrow, I'm curious if she actually found out she would be involved a while back and kept it to herself (unlikely), or if someone dropped out of the "LQBTQIA Are Being Genocided" panel and she was a last-minute addition. These kinds of things are generally planned months in advance, as there are speakers traveling to attend. (Again, she was last on the list of participants).

She's going to make an absolute fool of herself. (Also, it's free to livestream the event if anyone has the time and inclination...)

 

[Pee Your Pants]

getting back together with Michael Jackson saga????

Jesus Christ. When you have such low standards when it comes to boyfriend material that even your imaginary boyfriend is a pedo who raped you and ran away with a serial killer.

Girl, don't take him back. He caused so much pain and drama. He used you to groom kids, he raped you, he ran away with Jeff... Whose to say he won't do that again?

Lol give us the MJ reunion arc.

 

[Rap Scallion]

I know she was never a looker to begin with, but that picture is flattering compared to her actual appearance.

The trans cult is a tragedy.