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What kind of business involves a wizard turtle mascot? Also, why do all mentally handicapped people think they can make successful businesses?
 
JergenFish said:
What kind of business involves a wizard turtle mascot? Also, why do all mentally handicapped people think they can make successful businesses?
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Naw dude he's not making a business he's making a bussnis so I think he's in the clear
 
I was actually not too far off from where he lives (went to Five Guys near him, aww yeah) and thought of him.

Is he still sperging about Nool?
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
And suddenly this makes so much sense to me...

[11/2/2015 7:56:21 AM] *** Striker Wolf added a ween, Sanae Kochiya ***
[11/2/2015 8:12:06 AM] *** Sanae Kochiya has changed the conversation picture. ***
[11/2/2015 8:12:15 AM] *** Sanae Kochiya has renamed this conversation to "dienull.lgbt" ***
[11/2/2015 8:13:21 AM] Sanae Kochiya: ?
[11/2/2015 8:14:25 AM] Striker Wolf: licks
[11/2/2015 8:40:36 AM] Sanae Kochiya: Uhhh...
[11/2/2015 2:46:47 PM] a ween: i hate null
[11/2/2015 3:36:33 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Oh.
[11/2/2015 3:36:49 PM] Sanae Kochiya: So, my name's [Sanae], as per the obvious moniker. You?
[11/2/2015 6:21:10 PM] Striker Wolf: tell her what happened
[11/2/2015 6:21:29 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Yes, I'm interested.
[11/2/2015 6:23:42 PM] a ween: ok so i was in a skype group and then null hacked into my friends account and he said that there was a bomb in my closet and i checked and there was but then there was a van and people were blocking my door so i couldnt get out and escape and i was panicking and null said that he would only deactivate the bomb if striker wolf recorded a video saying that null was better then him but striker didnt do it so when there was 15 seconds left i just decided to escape but when i was running one of the guys got me and they put me into a van and beat me up and then we got to their base and they tied me up in a chair and pointed a gun at me and sent striker pictures and then he lied and told null that he was wrong and so now they sent a construction team to fix my house but they are holding me hostage
[11/2/2015 6:23:42 PM] Striker Wolf: but null said to [REDACTED] to look outside for a bomb and there was none so why u [a ween]
[11/2/2015 6:23:54 PM] a ween: what
[11/2/2015 6:23:58 PM] a ween: it was in my closet
[11/2/2015 6:24:00 PM] a ween: ..
[11/2/2015 6:24:15 PM] Sanae Kochiya: ?
[11/2/2015 6:24:21 PM] Striker Wolf: did u have people over at all
[11/2/2015 6:24:25 PM] a ween: the bomb was in my closet
[11/2/2015 6:24:28 PM] a ween: did u have people over at all?
[11/2/2015 6:24:39 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Wait uh holy shit what.
[11/2/2015 6:24:41 PM] a ween: no it was just me and the people that null hired
[11/2/2015 6:24:41 PM] Striker Wolf: someone who might had a big bag
[11/2/2015 6:25:09 PM] Sanae Kochiya: So Null's people kidnapped you?
[11/2/2015 6:25:12 PM] a ween: yes
[11/2/2015 6:25:25 PM] Striker Wolf: the story wouldnt make sence it takes time to plant a bomb that well
[11/2/2015 6:25:38 PM] a ween: they must have snuck into my house at night
[11/2/2015 6:25:43 PM] Striker Wolf: i put a bomb in my park
[11/2/2015 6:25:55 PM] Sanae Kochiya: i put a bomb in my park
[11/2/2015 6:25:57 PM] Sanae Kochiya: What Striker?
[11/2/2015 6:26:07 PM] Striker Wolf: the pic they sent me u look like an army soldier
[11/2/2015 6:26:13 PM] a ween: [Monday, November 2, 2015 6:25 PM] Striker Wolf:

<<< i put a bomb in my park
why
[11/2/2015 6:26:38 PM] Striker Wolf: some punk ass old man
[11/2/2015 6:26:43 PM] a ween: [Monday, November 2, 2015 6:26 PM] Striker Wolf:

<<< the pic they sent me u look like an army soldier
they put different clothes on me
[11/2/2015 6:26:52 PM] a ween: and gave me an id necklace like all of the other hostage
[11/2/2015 6:26:53 PM] a ween: s
[11/2/2015 6:27:01 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Sounds terrible.
[11/2/2015 6:27:03 PM] a ween: yeah
[11/2/2015 6:27:22 PM] Striker Wolf: fucking punched me off my bike the old man needed a lession
[11/2/2015 6:27:29 PM] a ween: wow what a jerk
[11/2/2015 6:27:58 PM] Striker Wolf: if i can have obamatron contact the bandios those mexicans can handle it
[11/2/2015 6:28:35 PM] Striker Wolf: we had a skype call with a biker
[11/2/2015 6:29:14 PM] Striker Wolf: O.O null sent bikers to a person house before and the bikers turned on null maybe we can have them turn on him
[11/2/2015 6:29:44 PM] a ween: good idea dude
[11/2/2015 6:30:07 PM] Striker Wolf: but how
[11/2/2015 6:30:13 PM] a ween: hmmmm
[11/2/2015 6:30:21 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Pay them off?
[11/2/2015 6:30:30 PM] a ween: good idea!
[11/2/2015 6:30:34 PM] a ween: i dont have any money though
[11/2/2015 6:31:01 PM] Sanae Kochiya: I'm broke.
[11/2/2015 6:31:12 PM | Edited 6:31:16 PM] a ween: darn it.........
[11/2/2015 6:32:42 PM] Striker Wolf: obamatron has cash
[11/2/2015 6:32:58 PM] a ween: who is obamatron
[11/2/2015 6:33:05 PM] Striker Wolf: ex kiwi
[11/2/2015 6:34:11 PM] Striker Wolf: o.o i saw a show about hells angels put a bounty on some dude $10,000 after like 5 days the guy was killed
[11/2/2015 6:34:16 PM] a ween: wow
[11/2/2015 6:34:22 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Wow.
[11/2/2015 6:34:23 PM] a ween: do you want me to ask how much putting bounties cost
[11/2/2015 6:34:34 PM] a ween: for these guys
[11/2/2015 6:34:40 PM] a ween: they are a hitman group
[11/2/2015 6:35:02 PM] Striker Wolf: ok
[11/2/2015 6:35:14 PM] Striker Wolf: but dont get yourself tourcured
[11/2/2015 6:35:17 PM] a ween: ok brb
[11/2/2015 6:35:23 PM] a ween: i wont
[11/2/2015 6:35:47 PM] Striker Wolf: its not fun i been turcured before
[11/2/2015 6:35:52 PM] a ween: how?
[11/2/2015 6:35:55 PM] a ween: who tortured you striker
[11/2/2015 6:36:41 PM] Striker Wolf: a school they threw spiders on my and i was afriad of spiders
[11/2/2015 6:37:49 PM] Sanae Kochiya: :o
[11/2/2015 6:37:52 PM] Sanae Kochiya: That sounds terrible!
[11/2/2015 6:41:54 PM] Sanae Kochiya: So, Striker, have you been speaking with Obamatron?
[11/2/2015 6:42:34 PM] Striker Wolf: why
[11/2/2015 6:43:01 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Just wondering.
[11/2/2015 6:43:05 PM] Sanae Kochiya: You're planning on taking down Null, right?
[11/2/2015 6:43:09 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Obamatron is one of Null's enemies.
[11/2/2015 6:43:34 PM] Striker Wolf: yes
[11/2/2015 6:54:49 PM] Striker Wolf: i hope hes ok
[11/2/2015 6:55:08 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Why?
[11/2/2015 6:55:10 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Did something happen?
[11/2/2015 6:55:53 PM] Striker Wolf: reason hes alive is cause i said i was wrong
[11/2/2015 6:56:41 PM] Sanae Kochiya: ... Something happen?
[11/2/2015 7:00:31 PM] Striker Wolf: idk

I have a feeling Striker will tell literally anything to anyone.

(Before you ask, he only seems to invite me to these groups because I'm one of the few people who hasn't told him to fuck off yet. ... Don't ask me why. I don't even know.)
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The ween put too much work into it. I just made a few tweets as if I was being kidnapped then stopped replying to him.
 
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He appears to be angry at microsoft

I'm curious what sort of business is he thinking of starting
 
It's a good thing he couldn't make it to Midwest Furfest. His stench would probably shut down O'Hare.
 
outlook1 said:
morbid question, but if he went to Midwest Furfest could he get laid? considering what I read about the rainfurrest debacle in the furry thread I think he would fit right in with the other furries.
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I'm not convinced Striker's body wouldn't immediately have a heart attack if he tried to have sex.
 
I had hoped the weens in the first thread were proof Striker was just a ruse, I was wrong. If anything Striker seems more credible now. The business he's planning could be interesting, but if past behavior is any indication Striker will be too lazy to even explain his plan. Provided that Striker even remembers what he was planning in the first place.

God, I hope he's just a ruse.
 
One thing that we know for sure is that all of that fucking fat isn't a ruse.
 
Emiya Kiwitsugu said:
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@Kirby was more entertaining than this. This is just pathetic.
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Did Bertram also get into his twitter, in an attempt to be funny, or did striker somehow pick up on the memes here?

I can't see striker using the memes here purposely, considering how much he hates Null and this site.

Inb4 Bertram is actually strikerwolf, and Bertram is really just that fat and took a picture of himself shitting in a diaper.

It's a lot to ask, and I apologize, but has anyone done a reverse image search on his nudes or the picture he sent of his exvrement in a diaper to confirm that he didn't just get those pictures off of some morbidly obese, or scat fetish site?
 
Wildchild said:
Did Bertram also get into his twitter, in an attempt to be funny, or did striker somehow pick up on the memes here?

I can't see striker using the memes here purposely, considering how much he hates Null and this site.
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As far as I know, I read that his Twitter account was once hacked too, and keep in mind that Striker gives passwords way too easily and like I posted before, he's denser than Chris.
 
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