Study finds penis length negatively correlated to IQ - Big dick energy apparently small brain energy, claims study

https://assets.researchsquare.com/files/rs-3816362/v1/55c40b4a-8a44-42a8-b2a1-fdf070024d26.pdf

[Editorial note: Haven't seen this written up in news yet, but this is easily the most A&N worthy study ever.]

Two Chinese academics from the Central University of Finance and Economics have authored a paper claiming to demonstrate a negative correlation between flaccid penis size and IQ.

There is a notable racial variation in both adult IQ and penile length. In terms of IQ, the ranking is as follows: Mongoloids > Caucasoids > Mixed Ethnicity > Amerindians > Negroids. This order inversely correlates with penile length, with Mongoloids exhibiting the shortest length but the highest IQ, and Negroids having longer lengths but the lowest IQ.

The paper rewards reading despite its short length. (Yes, that was deliberate.)

The authors rejoice in the names of Cuntong Wang and Yihe Wangding. There is a significant journal and publication trail for Cuntong Wang, suggesting this is possibly a real person. Who writes about penises.

tl;dr CHINA NUMMA WAN SMOL PEE PEE BIG BRAIN, say Chinese dudes

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

If Asians have small peepees, then Ashkinazis must have micropenises.

 

[Vect]

Two Wangs wrote a cope paper saying that small penises equate to superior brain power?

What's the bet that these two gentlemen are not married?

 

[Lightsaber Dildo]

Bigger boners = more bloodflow to the dick that could be going to the brain.
Why didn't we figure this out sooner???

 

[Otterly]

The romans were right!

The authors rejoice in the names of Cuntong Wang and Yihe Wangding

This is a beautiful example of nominative determinism. *chefs kiss*

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

The logic makes sense. If you have a wee wang, you have to be pretty smart to get a woman to breed with you .

 

[Flea Man Marbles]

This can't possibly be true because my dick and IQ are both massive.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Dicklet bros we are so back

 

[Not Really Here]

Asians and blacks making the curve real.

 

[Otterly]

The media coverage and twitter coverage (sorry, X coverage) of this will be hilarious. Will the seethe be about penis length or racial IQ measurements?

 

[derpherp2]

Is this a real study.
I don't know half of the shit this is referencing.

For my accreditation in this field, my name is Sum Ting Wong

The media coverage and twitter coverage (sorry, X coverage) of this will be hilarious. Will the seethe be about penis length or racial IQ measurements?

My assistant: Ho Lee Fuk also agrees

But seriously the issue with these kinds of studies is that it's a self-report and niggers lie about their dicks, or don't know what inches are.

The 'recent' ones actually measuring cocks show the averages... average out to like 5/6 inches constantly in every demographic. So any correlation to IQ would be miniscule and cope from dicklets.

 

[X Prime]

The media coverage and twitter coverage (sorry, X coverage) of this will be hilarious. Will the seethe be about penis length or racial IQ measurements?

X not gon' give it to ya?

 

[Kel1 shi1]

Two Chinese academics

No detection of bias here at all.

 

[rel=alternate]

This is a big win for Ralph. Can't abort the Retort.

Now, I am curious to know how the broke dicks measure up to the micro penises.

Kiwibros in academia, we need you!

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I've never been more happy to be a retard.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

damn, i got small peepee and small iq. damn bros i think it's over for me.

 

[Heed Not]

Cope and sneed, chinks.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

No wonder I’m an absolute fucking GENIUS.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Welp, that explains why high school algebra gives me trouble.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I got the best of both worlds, I'm retarded and have a microdick.