Suicide: Tips and Tricks for aspiring Gamergaters

[The Master]

#1: A sharp object is preferable when preparing to kill yourself. I'd recommend the classic: a kitchen knife. They're typically fairly large and can cut pretty deep.

#2: Your wrists are the best place to get results from, but only if done properly. Don't be a loser and cut horizontally. You'll never kill yourself fast enough before somebody finds you and stops you. Cut vertically, the docs can't suture that up fast enough.

#3: If you decide to go with a gun, make sure to put it in your mouth. Aim up and towards the back of your head.

#4: One final bit of advice. If you suddenly start having second thoughts while you're in the middle of preparing to kill yourself, kill yourself anyway.

 

[MrTroll]

The most important part is to kill some fucking stupid cunt bitches first like the great Elliot Rodger (peace be unto him).

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

lolno

The only true way for a member of #Gamergate to die in a murder suicide, after taking out a SJW tranny. I hear if you do that you'll get 72 dakis in Heaven.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

How tight does the vest need to be?

 

[The Lawgiver]

Jokes on you I'm already a fucking real ass skeleton warrior, your suicidal mind tricks don't work on my honed gamer creds.