Superman was raped??? - WTF? LOL

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Kryptonian Buck Broken

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Everything about this page is ridiculously stupid, and it’s meant to be taken seriously.

 

[Corpun]

How the fuck does the Man of Steel get raped? He probably consented to it secretly if he didn't do anything to his rapists. Fucking homo.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

My Kink Kryptonite

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

I never heard about this. I tried googling to find out more, but googling "Superman Raped" didn't go well.

 

[Toolbox]

This is somehow supposed to be a serious scene when you have a moustache twirling evil general guy with a falcon on his shoulder raping superman.

This is beyond comical.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

This is somehow supposed to be a serious scene when you have a moustache twirling evil general guy with a falcon on his shoulder raping superman.
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This is beyond comical.

No no, the moustache twirling evil general guy with a falcon on his shoulder didn’t rape Superman. The moustache twirling evil general guy with a falcon on his shoulder stood there and WATCHED someone else rape Superman.

Daily.

For 8 months.

 

[Corpun]

Just give Supes this if you want hm dead Lex!

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

unless they were raping him with a dildo made of kryptonite, Supe was secretly into it the entire time.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

unless they were raping him with a dildo made of kryptonite, Supe was secretly into it the entire time.

Apparently, the entire country was under some kind of Kryptonite emitter that simulated red Sun rays or something.

I think the author just really wanted to have Superman raped a bunch.

 

[Product Placement]

I thought this was going to be about the time Superman and Big Barda were both brainwashed to make porn with each other

Batman was also raped by Talia al Ghul which is where Damian Wayne comes from.

 

[Tism the Return]

From Superman to Superfag, and that's before he gets written like a current Marvel character.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I guess you really don't need a kryptonite dick to rape Superman.

 

[winterfag]

He's a fairy, I do suppose
Flyin' through the air in pantyhose
He may be very sexy or even cute
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit

 

[Clorox Cowboy]

Eh, so was Batman, just a danger of the job.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Da na na na na na, ANAL RAPE!

 

[Creep3r]

So first its that pink kryptonite turd that makes him gay, then he's made everyone's bitch in a fight, then they made him and Luthor have a secret clone butt baby together, then his ass gets kicked by Alfred of all people on steroids, then he gets turned into a woman, then he's bi, then his son is gay, and now he's the rape victim of Not-Hitler+Stalin cosplaying as M. Bison and needed to have his ass saved by All-Mighty-Marty-Stu-Lord Batman. Am I missing anything?

This makes his days as a merman and porn actor feel charming by comparison.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

Kryptonian Buck Broken

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

it was not Luther or Darkside that broke the man of steel. but some polish literally who.

poor little Kryptonian boy!