Suppose there were a Kiwi Farms Jr...

[Power Ranger Monster]

Kids aren't welcome here, and there isn't anywhere else on the internet that we'd recommend for them. Hence, what do we do about the ones who refuse to touch grass?

 

[WINWORLDPEECEE]

How about we just don't have kids on the internet at all, that would be cool.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Just redirect them to 4chan. They all end up there anyway.

 

[Obstacle]

Just redirect them to 4chan. They all end up there anyway.

Oh no you don't.
That's how we got the "ugly femboy plague".
Daft little shits were going to /r9k/, and getting groomed by predatory trooners.