Lord Frogmire Appreciation Thread - The Better Brother (Formerly Known as Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread) - Might have an account here

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I had not thought about this guy in ages but seeing him mentioned in the kingdom come deliverance thread made me remember this video of him
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Jace on ice said:
Man he really doesn't like this does he?
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Having played the first one, you're already set free and fucking around and finding you're own fun in 3 hours, and already leveling with punching chickens or just stealing shit.

KC2 opens up with a 3 hour recap and you're dumped in a town where everyone hates you, harder to steal shit, kill people and you're doing the whole
"you're shitty and weak now" that KC1 did, again.
but now it's asking you to be shitty and weak again after wasting your time with unskippable cinematics.

the game looks like it's made to make sure you can't have fun for unless you do the main quest.
in about 8 hours Synth has been forced through recaps, beaten down by women, humiliated for story reasons, had massive tummy aches that soft locked him for like 2 hours, forced to do potion shit.

This is really seeming like a gayer Anti-fun version of KC1 for the first 10+ hours
in about the same amount of time I robbed a bunch of shit, leveled up by killing random people on the road/trained, won an archery thing, and fucked that one bitch. even starts you off with a place to sleep and eat for free, to make your "just fuck around and explore" experience more chill.
 
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FrogMinutes said:
Having played the first one, you're already set free and fucking around and finding you're own fun in 3 hours, and already leveling with punching chickens or just stealing shit.

KC2 opens up with a 3 hour recap and you're dumped in a town where everyone hates you, harder to steal shit, kill people and you're doing the whole
"you're shitty and weak now" that KC1 did, again.
but now it's asking you to be shitty and weak again after wasting your time with unskippable cinematics.

the game looks like it's made to make sure you can't have fun for unless you do the main quest.
in about 8 hours Synth has been forced through recaps, beaten down by women, humiliated for story reasons, had massive tummy aches that soft locked him for like 2 hours, forced to do potion shit.

This is really seeming like a gayer Anti-fun version of KC1 for the first 10+ hours
in about the same amount of time I robbed a bunch of shit, leveled up by killing random people on the road/trained, won an archery thing, and fucked that one bitch. even starts you off with a place to sleep and eat for free, to make your "just fuck around and explore" experience more chill.
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Those that say "we aren't allowed to have anything" are onto something with this game. If it's just the first game again, but worse, and woke, what reason does it have for existing?

Also I appreciate Synth pointing out that all the gaming news sites bashed the first one for being "racist", yet they are promoting this one - how is that not a red flag for people. They clearly didn't put any of their points into "pattern recognition."
 
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Sharpeteer said:
how is that not a red flag for people
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They need an own over leftie snowflakes BAD so they need this to not fail. Currently, it's doing worse than Starfield, and Avowed might still do better. Being a better RPG than Veilguard is not the own you think it is when the bar is so low.

Culture war snowflakes are not worth listening to since they don't care about the games, they just want to own the other side. Both sides are niggercattle.
 
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Sharpeteer said:
Those that say "we aren't allowed to have anything" are onto something with this game. If it's just the first game again, but worse, and woke, what reason does it have for existing?
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You know what would be a natural progression from KC1 to KC2?
if you started with your stats from the first game, and you had a small gank squad to command, taking on bigger threats. and fucking shit up.
at least that way you'd feel like you playing KC1 meant something.

7 YEARS later, you're STILL just fighting one guy at a time and forced to start at square one going:
"wow I'm fucking useless, an unarmed man can even beat my ass even when I have a fucking sword"

it's just the same game again, but gay
9/10 tho
both IGN and WAB said so
 
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Ricardo Cumsox said:
I am a one-off, fully schizo-crazy-post enjoyer. The crazier the post, the more I enjoy. I cannot help this. The madness of this society is my blanket, the absurd is my thing.
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I thought your trial was going to be the end of Ricardo. Seems you just managed to narrowly avoid the ban. Lol

TwinPeaksEnjoyer said:
The best way someone describe it that it's the Joker 2 of video games.
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That movie is a special kind of terrible. I don't know whether or not I want to believe Todd Phillips made it a piece of shit on purpose to screw over Warner Bros. It does everything wrong, and seems so deliberate in trying to make you feel bad for liking the first one.
 
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