Take the pledge

[160048]

 

[Hell0]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

 

[XYZpdq]

 

[160048]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

It means take the pledge. Do it for you and your family to make the world a better place. It's that simple

 

[DumbDosh]

I laughed way too hard when they said "wake up it's 2015" and then realized this was actually a super old video and felt like an idiot.

 

[Judge Holden]

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOUR A MAN
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED, GO JOIN THE KU KLUX KLAN!

WE ARE A SACRED BROTHERHOOD WHO LOVE OUR COUNTRY TRUE
WE ALWAYS CAN BE COUNTED ON WHEN THERES A JOB TO DO!

WE SERVE OUR HOMELAND DAY AND NIGHT TO KEEP IT ALWAYS FREE
AND PROUDLY WEAR OUR ROBES OF WHITE PROTECTING LIBERTY!

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOUR A MAN
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED, GO JOIN THE KU KLUX KLAN!

THE BIBLE, CROSS, OLD GLORY, TOO, OUR SYMBOLS OF A MAN
A SWORD AND WATER, ROBE AND HOOD PORTRAY OUR NOBLE KLAN!

IN SEARCH OF PEACE AND LIBERTY, WE PLEDGE OUR HEARTS AND HANDS
WE MUST DEFEAT THE COMMUNISTS TO SAVE OUR CHRISTIAN LAND!

 

[Cthulu]

If the pledge is to bang the two blondes then sure.

 

[160048]

I laughed way too hard when they said "wake up it's 2015" and then realized this was actually a super old video and felt like an idiot.

I agree. Well just remember, you can take the pledge anytime, year dosent matter

 

[OhGoy]

yeah, i'll take the pledge

to kill myself, that is

 

[MrTroll]

I don't know what this is but I'm pretty sure the Jews are behind it.

 

[Zaragoza]

I, being of legal age, of my own free will, without coercion, promise, or inducement of any sort, after having been duly advised and warned of the meaning and consequnces of this oath, do now enroll in the Federal Service of the Terran Federation for a term of not less than two years and as much longer as may be required by the needs of the service. I swear to uphold and defend the Constituition of the Federation against all its enemies on or off Terra, to protect and defend the Constitutional liberties and priviledges of all its citizens and lawful residents of the Federation, its associated states and territories, to perform, on or off Terra, such duties of any lawful nature as may be assigned to me by lawful direct or delegated authority, and to obey all lawful orders of the Commander-In-Chief of the Terran Service and of all officers or delegated persons placed over me, and to require such obedience from all members of the Service or other persons or non-human beings lawfully placed under my orders - and, on being honorably discharged at the completion of my full term of active service or upon being on inactive retired status after having completed such full term, to carry out all duties and obligations and to enjoy the privileges of Federation citizenship including but not limited to the duty, obligation and privilege of exercising sovereign franchise for the rest of my natural life unless stripped of honor by verdict, finally sustained, of court of my sovereign peers...
So help me God.

 

[Bernard Buttfart]

I was about to dive deeper and see what this was about until I realized it was a ClickHole video

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

SERENITY NOW!

 

[Hail Nyarlathotep]

I will take the pledge, only if there's flamethrowers involved.

Also, how much do you want to bet these people are going to do fuck all, to improve anything ?

 

[fortunecookie]

Yes I hereby pledge allegiance to Null

 

[FierceBrosnan]

>Clickhole
OH YOU! Almost got me there

 

[AF 802]

We need more lemon Pledge.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I remember this commercial...and I'm just as confused as the first time I saw it.

Here's the translation:

 

[Tranhuviya]

There's a new pledge going around, and it's a pledge that I've taken. I've signed to it and sworn to it. It's the pledge to be heterosexual 2017. Heterosexual Pledge 2017. I do solemnly swear never to give in to homosexual temptation. Always to uphold the virtue and honor of my heterosexuality. I swear to honor my heterosexuality and always bang women. I will never get lost in a creamy colon of a man. I pledge to maintain my heterosexuality. The way that you find the pledge online to take it for yourself: Google "Straight Guys." Google image search, with safe-search off "Straight Guys", "Straight Guy Picture Muscle Jock", "Straight Muscle Jock Guy Pictures", "Straight", "Straight for pay", "Gay for pay", Google it. Image search. Show all your friends how straight you are with your Google image search history.

 

[Black Waltz]

i took the pledge and my penis fell off
what do i do now >.<