Taking bets for Jonathan's fate

[Philosophy Phil]

Pretty simple thread.
Place your bets and vote in the poll on is most likely going to happen to Johnation within the next few months/years.

Feel free to update as more events unfold.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

Fake suicide leading to institutionalization, and to raise the stakes, it will happen within the next three months.

 

[Slap47]

Yaniv wins her case and is murdered by Triads for fucking with their asian waxing industry.

 

[Freya]

Realistically? He will either win or lose his case for a really boring reason.
If he wins, he will go after more targets until he loses and has a final meltdown.

 

[Slap47]

Realistically? He will either win or lose his case for a really boring reason.
If he wins, he will go after more targets until he loses and has a final meltdown.

She loses nothing for losing because her fees are paid for. Losing just means another human rights case.

 

[Judge Holden]

Allow me to shill my own admittedly pessimistic and bleak prediction based on the case of Luka Magnotta

TLDR yaniv gets pathologically addicted to the negative attention and infamy he gets from the media and keeps escalating his antics to ever more obscene and disturbing lows until he straight up snaps and does/attempts something like rape or murder in order to get the most attention possible.

As much as I would like to deem this outcome exceptionally unlikely or even absurd, there have been enough cases like Nick Bate and such to make me extremely wary of people who go out of their way to act like sickfucks in order to get attention, since it may well be that they aint fucking lying

 

[Freya]

She loses nothing for losing because her fees are paid for. Losing just means another human rights case.

Money is irrelevant.

Losing would be a blow to his ego and he would likely blame it on a transphobic conspiracy theory.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Probably suicide, and if sucessful:

We would mourn him more than his own family...

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

Yaniv wins her case and is murdered by Triads for fucking with their asian waxing industry.

No joke. If he actually manages to force one of them to do it he'll probably wind up dead, just like that other obese mobility-scooter pervert who forced an all-female asian crew of flight attendants to wipe his butt was found dead of an unspecified cause in Thailand less than 2 months later.

But in all likelihood he'll lose his BCHRT cases, and will keep trying to bring more until they finally ban him. If the police are actually looking into the child solicitation stuff and he does get charged and sent to jail, they'll probably put him in a women's prison arguing that there's no risk because there are no underage girls there. This will all come to light a number of months after the fact and cause a huge brouhaha (just like the news of child rapist-murderers being transferred to low security prisons and 'healing lodges' did). So maybe Yaniv will play a key role in an election, just not in the way he anticipated.

 

[Slap47]

No joke. If he actually manages to force one of them to do it he'll probably wind up dead, just like that other obese mobility-scooter pervert who forced an all-female asian crew of flight attendants to wipe his butt was found dead of an unspecified cause in Thailand less than 2 months later.

But in all likelihood he'll lose his BCHRT cases, and will keep trying to bring more until they finally ban him. If the police are actually looking into the child solicitation stuff and he does get charged and sent to jail, they'll probably put him in a women's prison arguing that there's no risk because there are no underage girls there. This will all come to light a number of months after the fact and cause a huge brouhaha (just like the news of child rapist-murderers being transferred to low security prisons and 'healing lodges' did). So maybe Yaniv will play a key role in an election, just not in the way he anticipated.

I was thinking of the money angle but you're right - Asian men are extremely protective of their women.

 

[Rei is shit]

Why can't I vote for an Israel arc?

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

He's just about out-degeneracy'd furries without being one. Ostracization and a pretty sweet flip soon.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I was thinking of the money angle but you're right - Asian men are extremely protective of their women.

They're really not. They're commonly all too eager to prostitute their own children, wives and sisters for some quick cash. But that's neither here nor there.

If/when Johnny commits sexual assault, be it physical force or plain coercion, you may as well flip a coin to guess which way the courts will go. Either he'll get away with it for being a protected species or he'll finally have crossed the line far enough for the herd to cast him out to avoid association. It seems like a 50/50 chance when not considering the smaller accompanying details.

If he manages to become brazen enough to think he can partake in sex-tourism free of consequences, or even just his general degeneracy in a non-westernized country, I would be shocked. He's been able to get away with acting the way he has because he's that piece of shit kid with the inhaler from 3rd grade gym class who knows he can break the rules and fuck with you as much as he wants because he spends the entire time where the safe-zones are on the field and will holler for the teacher at the drop of a hat.

 

[Goldbury]

He'll lose the current lawsuits because the BCHRT will fear public backlash and everyone will be happy. After that he will lay low for a few months until most people will forget about him and then he'll find some other businesses he can sue for some new retarded reason.

 

[Slap47]

They're really not.

Ok, they don't but most of their moral panics are about the white man stealing their women.

 

[Viridian]

Yaniv will have his current cases before the HRT dismissed, but the hearing officer will spin her ruling as being based on Yaniv's blatant and proudly admitted racism, neatly sidestepping the issue that forcing women to touch genitals they don't want to is state-sponsored sexual assault.

Later Oger & Co. will sponsor their own "Rosa Parks" of ball waxing, finding a MtF transgender with no skeletons in her closet and paying her on the side to get a case in for the HRT to push their agenda of forcing women to wax cock and balls on penalty of financial ruin and social ostracism. Everyone in the press (right and left) will not comment on the case because the "Rosa Parks" will not have any salacious tampon-fetish screenshots to show in their respective echo chambers.

ETA: Oh yes, and Yaniv will fake a suicide attempt on the Internet but it will be entirely proven to be a fake to anyone who looks into it even the slightest bit. Then his mother Miriam will die under mysterious circumstances so Yaniv can cash in on her life insurance policy. Once he can no longer cash out the HRT for extortion money, Yaniv will revert to claiming to be entirely a cis male and additionally claim to be a rabbi/priest/counselor in order to gain unquestioned access to children and abuse them.

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

He'll lose THEN fake being suicidal, BUT there'll be no institionalization. He'll just go quiet.

The farms will eventually find him harassing preteens under a new account. After everyone's forgotten about him (and after he has DMCA'd everything on the internet mentioning his past), he'll try everything again but this time while wearing a hijab. He'll go by the name Je'seeda Yamini, he'll win, get tons of Canadian kudos for standing up against bigotry, get into politics like Oger, and become the first prime minister of Canada who included the words "allahu akbar" in his winning speech.

Years after his victory, selfies he's taken with Epstein's egg penis will be leaked to Fox News and TMZ. Canadian media and politicians will decry American media as racist. Right as Vice President Ben Shapiro beats the drums of war against Canada while urging everyone to buy brand name doorknobs, Je'seeda is killed by IST (the Islamic State of Toronto.)

 

[Chad Nasty]

John is going to get his Willy cut off so he can finally get that Brazilian Wax he's pined for all this time

 

[Plissken]

I would say either..

Murdered by a member of the public.
Name is forever destroyed because of a media circus, he slowly fades out of the public eye but won't ever be able to find any meaningful employment.
Arrested and charged for possession of CP or sexual assault of a minor, given years in prison and forced onto the sex offender registration.

Ideally all three, but probably a combination of two of them.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Ok, they don't but most of their moral panics are about the white man stealing their women.

Which is pretty hilarious when it comes from Mr. "1 billion girls of my ethnicity and not one would fuck me."