Tea-App Breached Data Analyzed (Weight, Age, BMI etc.)

[HC4CWH]

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I processed and analyzed 3885 female govt ids from the tea app hack. calculated aggregated demographic stats. age, height, weight, bmi, and state distribution.

1/ state distribution
most users are from republican states. the most recently issued license was on dec 2023.

2/ age distributionmean and median are 38/37

3/ height and weight distribution (add a couple dozen pounds to the average, the dmv is not pulling out scales for you to step on. i’m sure a majority of countries are the same way.)

4/ bmi distribution

5/ state distribution but with 2024 post-election data (trump admin)note that the license data stops at feb 2024.california stands out. nooticing...

6/ height vs weight scatter plotas requested

Credits to @WadeGrimridge on X

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I really want to see what the 65+ users posted about.

 

[Xev]

I'd take the weight data with a grain of salt. You can tell the DMV anything and you know bitches be lying about that.

 

[HC4CWH]

I'd take the weight data with a grain of salt. You can tell the DMV anything and you know bitches be lying about that.

Yeah I added a little not next to it. Good catch!

 

[THE URANUS SPOTTER]

Send a pic of bin

 

[Lovely Kin]

Must be little drama in South Dakota lol

 

[MrTroll]

If I'm reading this data correctly (and I definitely am because I took a stats class in college 15 years ago), the users of this app are among the fittest and most beautiful women in existence.

Tea users: 1
Incel hackers: 0

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Must be little drama in South Dakota lol

Men from South Dakota are universally loved by their exes, I guess. Can't tell if that's based or cringe.
North Carolina chads got them bitches seething something fierce, though.

 

[JohnnyG]

1/ state distribution
most users are from republican states. the most recently issued license was on dec 2023.

Objection, runs afoul of the lesson journalists re-learn every 3 weeks when they try to insult Huwite Maga Chuds as the fattest/dumbest/most violent/etc, only to be reminded that Red States really mean "Blue" Cities.

County level data is much more revealing, but probably difficult to do at scale here. Perhaps splitting each state's data into its biggest 1-3 cities and everyone else?

As they say, there is only one map:

 

[cybertoaster]

most users are from republican states

"Here's your tradwife bro".

Seriously, the women foxnews invites to talk about male issues are neocons yet totally 100% radfem about anything that means cutting down a bit on the pussy pass benefits and helping men at all, they are conservative when it benefits them and Simone de Beauvoir when it comes to men rights.

age distributionmean and median are 38/37

Right around menopause...

bmi distribution

BS, I saw the pics, it was a cattle auction...