tell me how to make my podcast not suck

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Be funny, like Lowtax or those people on Channel Awesome.
(Realtalk, I haven't heard your postcast so I don't have real pointers to give)
 
every five minutes on the dot scream a phrase in Japanese about sucking dicks, mid-sentence, then carry on with your sentence as if it never happened. don't tell the other people in the podcast. if they ask why you're doing that, stay ignorant and pretend you don't know what they're talking about. keep this up for six months and then stop while still pretending you don't know what people are saying when they bring it up.
 
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Good Podcasting:

External mics and mixing boards and processing equipment is just asking for static and problems. Simply use whatever's built into your computer.

Make sure your speaking has lots of breathing room, like wine. Put the mic as far from you as possible.

Cut down on harsh edges in your voice by adding soft white noise like lots of fans and running the air-conditioning. Even better if they're between the mic and you.

Dank memes. Nothing but wall to wall dank memes. And read stuff out loud as you look at it the first time. You'll get great fresh reactions.

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XYZpdq said:
Good Podcasting:

External mics and mixing boards and processing equipment is just asking for static and problems. Simply use whatever's built into your computer.

Make sure your speaking has lots of breathing room, like wine. Put the mic as far from you as possible.

Cut down on harsh edges in your voice by adding soft white noise like lots of fans and running the air-conditioning. Even better if they're between the mic and you.

Dank memes. Nothing but wall to wall dank memes. And read stuff out loud as you look at it the first time. You'll get great fresh reactions.

:epik:
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This. Also, smoke lots of weed and drink a lot. This will enhance your coherence and clarity of speech.
 
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Every so often bring in a guest and murder them live on your podcast for a little added flair.
 
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Get funny people and be funny and talk about dank meems and recent movie releases
 
Be super racist all the time but like do it ironically because that's the pinnacle of comedy imo also make jokes about fucking trannies
 
Having listened to a few of your podcasts:

1. Stop burping like a cow, fucking seriously, it's funny once or twice but when it's something you do 35 times in an hour, it's annoying.

2. A lot of your guests / co-hosts sound sycophantic and really don't contribute much other than "LOL yeah dude for real" type shit. You don't get a feel for their personality at all. IDK.

3. More firmly defined structure?
 
What do you usually talk about? Is there a main focus? I know I've listened to at least one before but can't remember what it was about. I looked at your most recent one (Two Hours of Show) and theres no description. I like to know if I'll be interested before starting a podcast, otherwise I'll just move onto something I'm sure I'll be interested in.

Also, podcasts with great personalities is what I really look for. From what others have said, it sounds like you're the only one with a unique one.
 
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