Terrible inventions

[betterbullocks]

I'll start.

• Back-scratcher made of toenails
• Magic 8 ball with a marble inside
• Sprint

 

[RetardedCat]

A car battery but it's just a potato battery.

 

[Recoil]

 

[VV 422]

the rape machine
it doesn't prevent rapes, it commits them

 

[Unog]

This is a pretty hilariously retarded "invention".

 

[JoshPlz]

Feminism

 

[JM 590]

The toilet snorkel: Breathe the air inside your toilet that's trapped between your toilet water and the sewer pipe. In case you're in a place with a fire and you can't breathe the air, but can still remember that you can breathe toilet air.

It's real and patented

 

[PL 001]

Binoculars but when you go to adjust the view, hidden spring loaded needles pop out and pierce your eyes.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

The toilet snorkel: Breathe the air inside your toilet that's trapped between your toilet water and the sewer pipe. In case you're in a place with a fire and you can't breathe the air, but can still remember that you can breathe toilet air.
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It's real and patented

Hmm, that solves the problem of "how do I breathe in a hot smoky firey blaze", but I don't see how it addresses the "Holy shit I'm on fire and burning" problem typically associated with being inside a structure on fire.

A better approach is to solve both problems at once via getting out of the burning structure.

Perhaps some sort of... toilet based flotation device? Or, better yet, how about some portable glass enclosure you put over your toilet, with yourself inside? Fill the whole thing with toilet water, haha, how you gonna burn me now stupid fire?

BRB applying for a patent.

 

[PT 940]

The toilet snorkel: Breathe the air inside your toilet that's trapped between your toilet water and the sewer pipe. In case you're in a place with a fire and you can't breathe the air, but can still remember that you can breathe toilet air.
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It's real and patented

Lol I guess the inventor didn't realize you'll still burn to death because you stayed in a place that's on fire, breathing out of the toilet haha

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

-Usury
-Gender reassignment surgery
-The internet

Hmm, that solves the problem of "how do I breathe in a hot smoky firey blaze", but I don't see how it addresses the "Holy shit I'm on fire and burning" problem typically associated with being inside a structure on fire.

A better approach is to solve both problems at once via getting out of the burning structure.

Perhaps some sort of... toilet based flotation device? Or, better yet, how about some portable glass enclosure you put over your toilet, with yourself inside? Fill the whole thing with toilet water, haha, how you gonna burn me now stupid fire?

BRB applying for a patent.

Lol I guess the inventor didn't realize you'll still burn to death because you stayed in a place that's on fire, breathing out of the toilet haha

IIRC most people tend to die from smoke inhalation so the toilet snorkel makes a ton of sense especially in tall buildings. You can sit there and hit your toilet bong waiting for the fire department to rescue you while your dumbass neighbors choke to death.

 

[Clop]

This is a pretty hilariously exceptional "invention".

The most exceptional part is that neither she or her friend just buy lactose-free milk. And she's supposed to be a fucking nurse. That's frightening.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

The coffin torpedo. If someone tries to rob your grave, it blows up and kills them.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

The coffin torpedo. If someone tries to rob your grave, it blows up and kills them.

That's actually really awesome. It would probably also be effective for preventing a vampire from rising from their grave after death as they tend to do.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

Spoiler: If you're crossing your legs you already know how it works

 

[JoshPlz]

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Spoiler: If you're crossing your legs you already know how it works

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Good device to ensure that you are not only raped, but also get AIDS from your rapist.

Also highly likely to turn rapes into murders. Ingenious!

 

[oldTireWater]

Chinese electronics.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

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Spoiler: If you're crossing your legs you already know how it works

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Ok but wait, why the spikes going inward, you would still be penetrated by the point they would take effect

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Ok but wait, why the spikes going inward, you would still be penetrated by the point they would take effect

I think it's so there is no way the dude is getting that off his dick without surgical intervention. But it's still kind of dumb, I never commit a rape without checking for traps first and I doubt I'm alone.

 

[Takodachi]

this
all the dumb and gullible morons who thought this was anything but a exceptional pipedream really made me lose faith in humanity

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And yes, this sure yells "GOOD IDEA, TOTALLY NOT A SCAM"