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Amerifat kiwis, it's looking like I'll be tacking a week in Texas onto the end of my next Mexico trip (from about mid December to mid January 2023-24). What do you think are the best things to see/do/eat in the Lone Star State?
I don't particularly want to just go to Austin and eat at Franklin's, but as a koala-fucker, I'm not crazy about driving on the wrong side of the road if I can avoid it. I'll be flying into DFW, so starting there, where would you go?
 
It's a big state. "The Texas Triangle", with Austin, Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio (among others--Bryan-College Station near the center, Waco-Temple-Killeen, and others) are like hours away from each other, but the big ones have stuff to do in and of themselves. You can look at this thread for ideas but what exactly do you want to see and do?
 
It's a big state. "The Texas Triangle", with Austin, Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio (among others--Bryan-College Station near the center, Waco-Temple-Killeen, and others) are like hours away from each other, but the big ones have stuff to do in and of themselves. You can look at this thread for ideas but what exactly do you want to see and do?
So, spoke to the wife about it, and she definitely wants a road trip. Coming from Australia, I have no issues with driving 8 hours or more if there's something worth seeing.
Basically, I'd like to see "real" Texas, or as close as possible. My theory is that cities are all basically interchangeable since the internet, so I'd rather see interesting small towns, and natural beauty.
On the general wish list though, is good barbecue, hopefully some country music (I'm interested in the western swing/bluegrass/outlaw side of things, not what passes for country music these days), a few hikes in nature, and maybe some art galleries/museums in Austin (because we'll stay one night there), unless one of the other cities is a better place to go. I haven't really heard anything positive about Dallas or Houston, but they might worthwhile.

If there's something that I "must" see or do to get a proper Texas experience, let me know, it's pretty much open at this stage.
 
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So, spoke to the wife about it, and she definitely wants a road trip. Coming from Australia, I have no issues with driving 8 hours or more if there's something worth seeing.
Basically, I'd like to see "real" Texas, or as close as possible. My theory is that cities are all basically interchangeable since the internet, so I'd rather see interesting small towns, and natural beauty.
On the general wish list though, is good barbecue, hopefully some country music (I'm interested in the western swing/bluegrass/outlaw side of things, not what passes for country music these days), a few hikes in nature, and maybe some art galleries/museums in Austin (because we'll stay one night there), unless one of the other cities is a better place to go. I haven't really heard anything positive about Dallas or Houston, but they might worthwhile.

If there's something that I "must" see or do to get a proper Texas experience, let me know, it's pretty much open at this stage.
Small towns in the Texas triangle: Fredericksburg (touristy "old town", west of Austin), Castroville (west of Austin) is good, too, got a great bakery and there's a meat market that sells this one specialty item made of lime juice-cured raw beef, processed cheese, and onions, New Braunfels is another fun place to check out, seasonally there's a river you can tube down, and another "old town" area...

Nature areas: lots of forests north of Houston (you can do research into the various trailheads and parks), a few parks around Austin. Lost Pines State Park was good but most of the forest burned down about a decade ago and it's not the same.

Austin area: Fredericksburg is fun, it's west of Austin. It's near Enchanted Rock but it's sadly pretty busy these days. However, near Houston there's large forests to the north with lots of trailheads and a few parks.

Waco is a bit of an oddball because it's not really a small town but not a big one either. Would recommend the Dr Pepper Museum downtown but parking isn't free anymore.

Houston has some museums in the appropriately-named Museum District and an interesting "Chinatown" strip...San Antonio has the Riverwalk...

Barbecue is going to be hit and miss, beef prices means they're not cheap like they used to be, and every city is going to have what they consider to be the "best". Lockhart is supposed to be the "barbecue capital of the world" but the only ones I've tried are kind of mediocre.

There's a chain called Rudy's that can be found just about anywhere and people will sneer at you for it, but it's at least consistent, decent, a fun experience (the restaurants are just big galleries with covered picnic tables and paper towels instead of napkins) and won't pull stunts like "run out of meat for the day".

There's also another chain called Buc-ee's, which is a giant gas/convenience store chain that has made-to-order foods, large clean restrooms, and knick-knacks. Visit at least one. They have billboards everywhere.
 
I have lived in Texas almost all my life, I remember Medieval Times in Dallas being amazing in the 1990s when I was a kid but maybe it sucks today, idk, I highly recommend you go visit the outdoor zoo that is Downtown Houston and watch the crackheads there chimping out on the street. We have the best and most entertaining crackheads in the whole country. Good chain BBQ can be found at Rudy's or the Buc-ee's in Madisonville, but the real good BBQ is gonna be at livestock shows. Not gonna find one of those in winter time I am afraid. I would tell you to have dinner at Nelore, but they are closed. Covid wiped out so many niche restaurants around here. Flying Saucer Pizza burnt down over 10 years ago and they had the best pizza I have ever tasted.

I love my state but it is very flat. Lots of mehecans nearer you get to Houston. The skyline is gorgeous at night and can be viewed very well from this location:
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Stand on the circle on the overpass and look south to the arrow

I used to park down below the freeway and walk up onto the overpass and watch the skyline at night.

It is much further away than this photo but still gorgeous:
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I love the city.
 
Whataburger is a safe bet.
Whataburger is overrated, they're not even owned by the family anymore, and they have abysmal waiting times.

I have lived in Texas almost all my life, I remember Medieval Times in Dallas being amazing in the 1990s when I was a kid but maybe it sucks today, idk, I highly recommend you go visit the outdoor zoo that is Downtown Houston and watch the crackheads there chimping out on the street.

Most of my downtown Houston experiences have been pretty sane, but that was before COVID.

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Stand on the circle on the overpass and look south to the arrow

I used to park down below the freeway and walk up onto the overpass and watch the skyline at night.

It is much further away than this photo but still gorgeous:
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I love the city.
I would not recommend that, as you aren't supposed to be on Interstate ramps (no pedestrian access) and that area is pretty sketchy as-is.

Anyway, if you're like me you'd probably want to see what the American/Texas counterparts of chains are like, the McDonald's in USA are going to be different obviously but the Texas ones offer a hamburger very similar to Whataburger (lettuce, onion, tomato, mustard, etc.) while many 7-Eleven stores have Laredo Taco Company, which offers pretty good tacos and Tex-Mex plates during the day.
 
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Anyway, if you're like me you'd probably want to see what the American/Texas counterparts of chains are like, the McDonald's in USA are going to be different obviously but the Texas ones offer a hamburger very similar to Whataburger (lettuce, onion, tomato, mustard, etc.) while many 7-Eleven stores have Laredo Taco Company, which offers pretty good tacos and Tex-Mex plates during the day.
I actually don't eat at chain restaurants (I last had McDonalds in 1995), I'd rather eat at some hole in the wall where someone's grandma is cooking.
I might check out a chain BBQ joint, but I don't think I'll darken the doors of a Burger King or a McDonalds.
I just want to have the most unique food that I can.
 
I actually don't eat at chain restaurants (I last had McDonalds in 1995), I'd rather eat at some hole in the wall where someone's grandma is cooking.
I might check out a chain BBQ joint, but I don't think I'll darken the doors of a Burger King or a McDonalds.
I just want to have the most unique food that I can.
Definitely buy and try the so-called parisa in Castroville if you're in the area.

Also, if I were you I'd buy a container of real sprinkles (to take home) with the deep, rich colors that only comes with Allura Red (Red 40) and company.
 
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I would not recommend that, as you aren't supposed to be on Interstate ramps (no pedestrian access) and that area is pretty sketchy as-is.
Yeah the more I think about it, I guess it was pretty reckless to do as a kid. Great view though and a nice wide path on the shoulder. Hardly anyone is out on that overpass at midnight so I usually felt pretty safe. have some really pretty shots of the skyline on my old phone
 
Yeah the more I think about it, I guess it was pretty reckless to do as a kid. Great view though and a nice wide path on the shoulder. Hardly anyone is out on that overpass at midnight so I usually felt pretty safe. have some really pretty shots of the skyline on my old phone
It's too bad that the "fiber optic lighting" mentioned in this article never was used for very long at all. I like driving through the area, but I also know that all corners are pretty iffy. Plus, I haven't been to Houston in a while so I don't know how many freeway overpasses are homeless encampments like what Austin has.
 
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Plus, I haven't been to Houston in a while so I don't know how many freeway overpasses are homeless encampments like what Austin has.

Come to think of it...neither have I. Sam Houston Toll Road could look like a refugee camp for all I know lol. Haven't been down there in years. Shit that makes me feel even older. It's goddamn 2023. Jesus

Before I started working for the state I did security for a month at the Cosmopolitan condo complex in Post Oak. Some of those suites were absolutely GORGEOUS. There is no better living space for me than a high rise condo in the city where you can look out your window at the city at night whenever you please from a high vantage point. I think the only place that would captivate me even more might be Vegas (because I like neon so much) or New York (because of the architecture) but I'll take Texas for its people.
 
San Antonio's Riverwalk is very nice to visit. Take a boat ride on it.
Funny story, to add to that, when I and my parents went to San Antonio we were walking out into the downtown tourist area (around the Alamo, whos view is kind of spoiled by being right next to a Ripley's museum) and a middle-aged Mexican man greeted us and said, grinning, "There's a lot of Mexicans here, aren't there?"
 
Go to a shooting range.
Though if you want the real Texas experience, you just have to find the right guy and tell him you've never shot anything before. He'll go "I'm fixing that right now" and take you out to the desert with several guns and various pieces of trash to shoot.
 
Just go to Austin and bitch about how San Franscisco isn't progressive enough.
 
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