That time AMB bought Tom a new sax - You didn't think he'd be grateful did you?

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The backstory on this is that Tom's drug dealers (some local black kids with Mexican ditchweed) tag teamed him by distracting him at the front door while the other went in the back and stole the sax.

Naturally, Tom didn't accept that as the truth, he assumed that the Hoffman gang had stolen it. It didn't help that Kevin Hoffman listed it for sale on Facebook after Tom cried on the internet about the theft.

The AMB folks momentarily felt sorry for the dog diddling child molester in their midst and took up a collection to buy him a new sax. This is how he reacted:


Subsequently Tom has lost/pawned saxes and claimed them to have been stolen in hopes someone would buy him another. Naturally, nobody at AMB is ever going to do that again after the ungrateful POS acted so shitty about a genuine effort to be nice.

This clearly demonstrates why Tom has no friends and is so toxic with everyone he meets.
 
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>buying a lolcow anything
>giving a lolcow gifts
>expecting anything more than a cat that comes back for more milk and whines when it doesnt get it

ishygddt

https://kiwifarms.is/threads/important-dont-buy-from-chris.5048/

pls dont reward a dog molesting pedophile who has touched a teen inappropriately and has noted an interest in girls as low as 13 and who looks at pictures of "cute young girls" and pretends to be the girl while masturbating.

this man is a pedoautogynephile and does not deserve your hard-earned money.
 
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AnOminous said:
I'd say making him shit on the floor but he already does that on his own.
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Shitting on the floor would actually be self-improvement for him. Tom gives his stomach a kicking several times a day in the form of eating waste, and does so in the hot summer sun so he probably fucking stinks. Plus he's old enough to remember when fire was invented. It's quite likely that he shits himself and doesn't notice.
 
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I've never actually seen this video before, but minor aside:
At 9:20, he appears to be using a rescue inhaler (probably albuterol sulfate) after the coughing gets bad, and one of the reasons his lungs are so fucked is that he manages to fuck up operating it in about the only way possible.

See, I've had to keep one around since I was a kid, and you notice how the holds the little plastic shell upside down? That's wrong. To get the full effect of the medicine, you want the whole thing pointed upwards so that the aerosol dispenses downwards and into the part you inhale from. As it is, he's not getting a full dose. Also, you don't "give it a little pop first", that's an entire dose of "keep you from dying" you just wasted, you imbecile.

Additionally, you are never supposed to just use the rescue inhaler. As the name implies, it is a fast acting, short term solution for breathing issues. It's an emergency fix, in other words. If you are taking your control meds and they're dosed properly, the idea is that you should never have to use it, because the control meds are keeping you breathing just fine.
If you find yourself using it regularly, it is a sign that you are not getting enough of (or the right kind of) control meds.

I've never seen any evidence that Tom is addressing his breathing outside this video, but one thing a lot of people with respiratory issues fall into is overuse of the inhaler (because it'll instantly give you a few hours of clear breathing) while their actual symptoms get progressively worse, to the point that one day you go to hit it and end up needing an ER visit, if you're lucky.

Tom is reaching the age where you stop getting lucky.
 
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BigTodd said:
I'm willing to bet that the inhaler wasn't something he was prescribed. Right after using it like an idiot he compares the "rush" to not being as good as crack. Clearly he's using it recreationally or self dosing based on one he found in the dumpster or stole from someone.
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Oh, I’ve no doubt he either bought it off a friend, stole, or found it. No doctor would give you just a rescue and no control drugs.

As for the “rush”?

Yeeeeah, I think he may be having a “Tommy moment”.
I’m not a physician, but I’m unfamiliar with any recreational use for albuterol, and in around 2 decades of using it, I’ve never experienced anything remotely comparable to a narcotic buzz. Even the super heavy control steroids for when it’s really bad like Prednisone mostly just make you sleep poorly and feel like shit. Hardly a party starter.
What I suspect is happening (and I have experienced) is that his breathing has gotten bad enough that holding his breath for 10 seconds during an episode to let the medicine work is giving him dizziness. The resulting relieved feeling after it takes effect isn’t a buzz, it’s you feeling better because you can get, like, oxygen and shit.

TL;DR- You’re not high, that’s oxygen deprivation, you decrepit stoner fuck.
 
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Just remember though, he definitely doesn’t have COPD!
 
BigTodd said:
I'm willing to bet that the inhaler wasn't something he was prescribed. Right after using it like an idiot he compares the "rush" to not being as good as crack. Clearly he's using it recreationally or self dosing based on one he found in the dumpster or stole from someone.
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Definitely not a prescription, I haven't seen him use anything like it in other videos. He probably stole or borrowed it from some other gross hobo.
 
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