The 3 type of furry hell!

[Boobie Bomb]

I've noticed about the furry community that while there are multiple different types of them, there are three groups, in particular, I find awful, if not downright insufferable.

Type 1 (The Stereotypical "Yiff" enthusiast):
- Uncomfortable amounts of fetish art
- "18+ NO MINORS ALLOWED" and then proceeds to draw underage characters
- 90% of their art is stuff people commissioned them
- Content gets repetitive very fast, basically a one-trick pony
- Has basically no personality beyond "Horny"
- Most likely to have a fursuit
- Fursona is most likely an oddly colored canine or a dragon
- Always male (He/Him pronouns if listed)
- Is what most non-furries associate the community with, yet is surprisingly the LEAST bad of the three types

Type 2 (The Tumblrina, aka. the "Twittfur"):
- Pronouns listed in a Twitter profile
- "18+ NO MINORS ALLOWED" yet mainly draws SFW art
- Identifies as LGBT and is VERY open about it, especially if they are trans
- Never shuts up about their political views, to the point where it takes up more of their feed than their art does
- Is only into mainstream and popular things, especially Pokemon, Undertale, and Five Nights at Freddy's
- Their mutuals are just as toxic as they are
- More likely to be found on Twitter or Tumblr than anywhere else
- Blocks people for really petty reasons (if you don't block them first that is)
- Mentally stuck in 2016

Type 3 (The "Cutesy UwU" Furry, aka. The absolute WORST kind):
- More likely to use "They/Them" pronouns than Type 2
- Extremely "cutesy" art style and attitude (if they use UwU speak unironically, that's an IMMEDIATE red flag)
- Makes painfully unfunny jokes with the same 3 or 4 punchlines
- Extremely toxic follower base that worships them like a god
- Likely streams on Twitch (and often streams the most generic shit imaginable)
- An absolute monster behind the scenes
- Has a Discord server with overly strict rules and control-freak mods that will ban you for the slightest demeanor
- Most likely a pedophile
- You're going to want to file a restraining order if you ever meet them

We need to spread this around online my fellow KiwiBrothers and KiwiSisters

 

[mario if smoke weed]

The only thing we need to spread is duct tape over your mouth, because nobody gives a shit.

 

[Kochmess]

Furries are gay and I would send them to Auschwitz.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I want to mount the head of a fursuit on my wall like a hunting trophy and turn the rest of the suit into a rug.

 

[TFT-A9]

This reads like a Buzzfeed article tbh

 

[Slagatha]

This is the most I’ve ever learned about furries.

 

[A-Stump]

This is a longwinded way to tell us you're gay

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

All I got from this is that you're a furry bitching about other furries.

 

[Begemot]

This is the most I’ve ever learned about furries.

You're about to 'learn' about my black dick REAL soon, sweetie....

The only thing we need to spread is duct tape over your mouth, because nobody gives a shit.

Keep crying your white tears, human fool...

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

@Boobie Bomb Please provide 3 real-world examples of a person at each level of degeneracy.

Thank you.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

why am I not shocked by the profile pic of this op

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

So basically male furries, female furries and femboy furries.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

A thread died for this, man. Are you pleased with yourself?

 

[Slagatha]

You're about to 'learn' about my black dick REAL soon, sweetie....


Keep crying your white tears, human fool...

No thank you.

 

[Groon]

What type this guy fit in?

 

[Begemot]

No thank you.

Oh, okay.