The Adopt a Goon Program - Kiwi Kulture Kultivators

[RI 360]

There are a lot of homeless new users to the site trying to find their niche to post in. Since they don't seem to have lurked before joining maybe some kiwis are willing to step up to the plate to act as stewards.

If you'd like to be adopted into a loving home, just let us know here and those looking for forum pets can have their pick of the litter.

 

[D.Va]

I'll take one in as long as they can do my chores (giving all my profile comments an 'mm, yeah').

 

[Tempest]

adopt me, I'm perfect

 

[WW 635]

adopt me, I'm perfect

Do you dox?

 

[Tempest]

Do you dox?

ye

 

[NQ 952]

I'll only adopt ones that like nipple piercings.

 

[WW 635]

ye

Ok, I'll take you as a pet then.

Now to find a goon.

 

[Cthulu]

I'd like a funny goon into doxing, shit posting and causing general havoc. Must be house-broken.

 

[John Furrman]

We should be designated as Kiwi Kulture Kultivators

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I'm willing to take in a passable tranny so long as she periodically sends dick pics.

 

[VJ 120]

I'm looking for a goon that doesn't mind following me around and rating all of my posts "feels" and "optimistic" because those are my two favorite stickers.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I want somebody to feed me Velveeta while I write Darkwing Duck fanfiction

 

[WireSponge]

There are 2 rules in my house that must never be broken.

1. No making friends with the infidels.

2. You must rate every single one of my posts Islamic Content from this point on.

 

[Tranhuviya]

You better not think I chose you 'cause you were special, but rather the opposite.

 

[RI 360]

We should be designated as Kiwi Kulture Kultivators

thread title amended

 

[Army Burger]

I'll adopt a Goon who'll give me positive ratings. They need to know how to wipe their own ass though

 

[Power Word Birb]

Does this mean goons who don't get adopted will be put down?

 

[muina]

K I will help you

 

[WW 635]

Does this mean goons who don't get adopted will be put down?

Let's not think about what happens to goons who don't find homes...

 

[RI 360]

I'm just trying to pad my welfare check tbh.