The Adopt a Goon Program - Kiwi Kulture Kultivators

[TrapOrDie]

on the crotch, obviously.

Nah you have to have a credit card to post on SA so that weeds out children.

 

[DNJACK]

You are letting them post on forums? babe we talked about that.

 

[HG 400]

The last two times I put my arm around a newbie and protected them they became much better doxers than me and now they won't stop talking about how I'm their raped bondage cuck on a leash, so no thanks.

 

[WW 635]

You are letting them post on forums? babe we talked about that.

Babe, they have to learn.

The last two times I put my arm around a newbie and protected them they became much better doxers than me and now they won't stop talking about how I'm their raped bondage cuck on a leash, so no thanks.

How do you keep getting your hands free from the cuff to type?

 

[HG 400]

Babe, they have to learn.

How do you keep getting your hands free from the cuff to type?

One of the spikes on my cuck cage is pointy enough to hit the letters I want without mashing all the ones around it if I'm really careful.

 

[DNJACK]

How do you keep getting your hands free from the cuff to type?

I guess they really are newbs

 

[Richard McBeef]

I've been posting on the dead gay forum for half my life and as a result have no idea what humor even looks like anymore. Will anyone teach me to love again?

 

[Coconut Gun]

I'll adopt one if I never have to talk to them or see them or know that they exist.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I want one. You can sleep at the end of the bed if you're good and help me carry the groceries.

Gross.

 

[JSGOTI]

I've been posting on the dead gay forum for half my life and as a result have no idea what humor even looks like anymore. Will anyone teach me to love again?

With an avatar like that, you're well on your way to getting your very own Boyfriend-Free Girl.
I suggest sending @entropyseekswork your nudes, or cover yourself in food and send the pictures to @Bitch I Might Be.
If you're into furries, hit up @ShavedSheep(Total power bottom) or @OwO What's This?(She's got a freckle fetish)

 

[WW 635]

I'm looking for a goon that doesn't mind following me around and rating all of my posts "feels" and "optimistic" because those are my two favorite stickers.

I've been posting on the dead gay forum for half my life and as a result have no idea what humor even looks like anymore. Will anyone teach me to love again?

This looks like a perfect match to me

 

[The Fool]

I claim @Richard McBeef , back off you vultures

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I think I commented on one of their profiles earlier today. Whichever one that is should quote me in this thread so I remember them, because that's the one I'm going to claim.

 

[Aquinas]

if you want humor, @Bitch I Might Be is the worst place you could go. her vacuum of a maw would just consume it all

 

[JSGOTI]

I think I commented on one of their profiles earlier today. Whichever one that is should quote me in this thread so I remember them, because that's the one I'm going to claim.

I don't think that counts, I've been commenting on most of the incoming goons as they arrive.
They've got to get their gold stars somehow, right?
And once we have them all rounded up, its into the gas chambersfun time party room with the lot of them!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I don't think that counts, I've been commenting on most of the incoming goons as they arrive.
They've got to get their gold stars somehow, right?
And once we have them all rounded up, its into the gas chambersfun time party room with the lot of them!

Yeah but you didn't claim them just by commenting. I commented and then now decided I wanted one of the few I commented on earlier. I think. I'm not sure right now.

 

[JSGOTI]

Yeah but you didn't claim them just by commenting. I commented and then now decided I wanted one of the few I commented on earlier. I think. I'm not sure right now.

I -am- keeping @Anime is Blood for myself though, I enjoy the content that he's brought with his remarks so far.
Who knows, once I actually get around to updating my giveaway thread, I might give him TWO games if he wants!

 

[RI 360]

Yeah but you didn't claim them just by commenting. I commented and then now decided I wanted one of the few I commented on earlier. I think. I'm not sure right now.

You mean this one? @mom les so what

 

[Feline Darkmage]

You mean this one? @mom les so what

Yeah, he's got a spurdo meme avatar so he's mine now.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I started out in the tumblr forum so I doubt they want my dumbass as their guardian.

-I can't be held responsible for my own lack of responsibility, mang.