The anus of Trent - Is still with us

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Men still want to penetrate. Now some are following stay at home orders and others do not care. But the main point I want to discuss is this:

Trent does indeed have anus. Shall men slam cock in the anus of Trent? Or continue arguing amongst themselves about the death toll?

Understand what I am saying. We cannot go back and change the past and blame the commies or socialists or whatever for causing all this.

What we can do is slam cock real hard in the anus of Trent. Until pleasure. Until ejaculate. Things of that nature. The way Mr Magenta does. Who is ready to leap frog?
 
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NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
What about a virtual Trent's Anus event with a sex doll and VR headsets?

It's the next best thing.
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There is nothing like the real thing. You just need to ask @Shiversblood

Trent's anus brings the most pleasure. How could you get virtual with that? Its like getting virtual AIDS. It is just not the same thing. You must get to the anus of Trent in a non virtual way with penis to understand. Like if an Australian had a wife and then she was like "if you continue to have sex with the anus of Trent then we are getting divorce." The man will just get divorce.

His anus may be found online but must be experienced in person. Hella pleasure.
 
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Perhaps the cure to the coronavirus can be found in the anus of a man named Trent? If they're trying to say that masturbation improves your immune system then surely the hella pleasure is even better, at least.
 
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not william stenchever said:
Perhaps the cure to the coronavirus can be found in the anus of a man named Trent? If they're trying to say that masturbation improves your immune system then surely the hella pleasure is even better, at least.
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If true, Trent better be careful. Xi Jinping and the WHO may come for him so they can hide the truth. Plus, Xi will want that hella Trent anus all for himself. Cosmic anus of Trent for the ruler of the celestial kingdom
 
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formershroomeryuser said:
There is nothing like the real thing. You just need to ask @Shiversblood

Trent's anus brings the most pleasure. How could you get virtual with that? Its like getting virtual AIDS. It is just not the same thing. You must get to the anus of Trent in a non virtual way with penis to understand. Like if an Australian had a wife and then she was like "if you continue to have sex with the anus of Trent then we are getting divorce." The man will just get divorce.

His anus may be found online but must be experienced in person. Hella pleasure.
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I'm curious, as I have yet to experience the anus of Trent, does it look like the anus of Nikocado Avocado?
 
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formershroomeryuser said:
There is nothing like the real thing. You just need to ask @Shiversblood

Trent's anus brings the most pleasure. How could you get virtual with that? Its like getting virtual AIDS. It is just not the same thing. You must get to the anus of Trent in a non virtual way with penis to understand. Like if an Australian had a wife and then she was like "if you continue to have sex with the anus of Trent then we are getting divorce." The man will just get divorce.

His anus may be found online but must be experienced in person. Hella pleasure.
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There are thousands of YouTube videos where men try to make models of Trent's anus out of toilet paper rolls and Nickelodeon Gak but its just not the same.
 
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Pissmaster said:
There are thousands of YouTube videos where men try to make models of Trent's anus out of toilet paper rolls and Nickelodeon Gak but its just not the same.
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Just not the same. Trent will provide though. No man really needs to imitate Trent abilities. You just have to wait in line. Good things in life are worth waiting for. They say the best things in life are free.

not william stenchever said:
Perhaps the cure to the coronavirus can be found in the anus of a man named Trent? If they're trying to say that masturbation improves your immune system then surely the hella pleasure is even better, at least.
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Trent had corona along with several hundred other STDs yet no one catches corona from Trent. If that is not amazing I do not know what it. Your immune system will be hella strong from the exercise you get from thrusting in Trent and you are so relaxed and sleep so well and for some reason men eat lots of salad and gets lots of fiber and vitamin C after being with Trent. Trent makes men so happy stupid complaining Democrats become productive rule following Republicans and jail financing Republicans become weed smoking Democrats after penetrating Trent. Trent just balances things out. Gay women become straight and straight men become gay when Trent is around. Things just work out. Trent sometimes visits prisons for conjical visits and after his ass is pounded innocent men go free and guilty men are stabbed in the yard. When nerdy geeks penetrate Trent they become tough guys and when frat fake toughs pound him their inner queen comes out and they become second rate men to pound in the closet when Trent is busy.

Once you meet Trent you will understand. Many understand now
 
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