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How much do you love birds?


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fuck ueah

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they are accepting me as one of their own
 
Odd how there can be insects as big as hummingbirds (or at least babby hummingbirds). On the one hand you have a creature with exoskeleton, compound eyes, and that breathing method bugs use. On the other hand you have a familiar vertebrate with a skeleton, normal eyes, and lungs. Also, hummingbirds can fly around like bugs. Convergent evolution?

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This is the ritual when I get home from work every morning. I buy a 20kg bag of parrot breeder mix from the local farm supply store every two weeks and I'm so far beyond getting doxxed at this point that I don't care anymore. Inshallah my bird army will protect me and my illegal cache of raw farm milk and downloaded music from the Australian Federal Police and the Global Jew. The milk is even getting turned into cheese while Franz Scubert plays, how horrifying! Just think of the children!
 

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Fuckadoodle dandy. Went out to trim a few branches off of my oak tree. Discovered I will not be touching the goddamn thing until winter.

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I’d be heavily surprised if someone didn’t post a picture of a kiwi bird here.
Anyways here’s a kiwi.
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I always liked how kiwi’s have little stubby feet.
 
Been feeling the need to adopt another bird again. I miss how much a male budgie speaks and fills the empty air with sperg-chirps. It's just been far too quiet now.
 
If ever I had a chance to outlive my feathery asshat parrot, I'd probably go with a dove, honestly. Because they're fucking adorable regardless of the fact that they're retarded. And their coos are soft and sweet instead of hellish shrieks.
 
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