the cat statuette

[Cats]

hey hi sorry please stand back from me i am very sick and I have an extremely high fever. But: do you want to see something cool and Fun?



this is a cat statuette who is from the 1980s. you wanna know what I used to do with it? I used to nibble its ears. those marks on its ears are from three year old me, nibbling the cat statuette's ears. I used to nibble this cat statuette's ears when I was a baby. You wanna see it? Here's the cat's ears, that I would nibble on:



here you can see the marks left over 25 years ago.

I did this. I did this with my teeth.

it's been nibbled



I don't know why I did this.

 

[The Luigi Player]

kayne, take your meds

 

[Cats]

I have Legionnaire's Disease

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

That's one fuckin' nice kitty right there.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Let me take a nibble at it, brotha.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Would the paint contain lead perhaps?

 

[Cats]

Would the paint contain lead perhaps?

 

[Little oak tree]

Wanna see this lion?

 

[No Memory]

Does it still taste the same all these years later?

 

[Cats]

yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

You did it because the toxoplasmosis in your brain made you it was the right thing to do.

 

[Cats]

 

[NoReturn]

That's a good kitty statue.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

I don't know why I did this.

I also get lonely and want to share stuff with others, don't worry.

 

[Cats]

along with the cat statuette, I also managed to snap an electron microscope photograph of the elusive microkitten codenamed, "The Animolecule"

This cat is no bigger than a quark, can't be seen by the naked eye:

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

But can they take a pet like no problem?

 

[Demislob]

What a nice cat. Thanks for sharing cats

 

[Fungible penis]

Let's get those meds taken good sir.

But can they take a pet like no problem?

That's a great cat right there.

 

[Cats]

 

[weegrumpy]

this is my goofy void, compared to a black hole because she is so dense, light does not escape.
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