The Classic Dilemma: Why Does Canada Exist and What Can Be Done About It?

[moseph.jartelli]

I say forceful annexation.

Discuss.

 

[Uncle Sid]

Far too much territory to conquer and hold.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Far too much territory to conquer and hold.

Low population and Most of the Northern part of the country is uninhabited. Let's free our Canuckian brothers and sisters.

 

[Dysnomia]

I saw we give the moose guns and let them handle it.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I saw we give the moose guns and let them handle it.

So a mass suicide. I can get with that.

 

[UzumakiLeaf]

Do we actually want the province of Quebec part of our nation? That is a bit of a deal breaker. I think we need to help Canada expand, So let's give them the state of California and the city of Portland as a gesture of our goodwill.

 

[Underperforming]

Can't we just ignore them?

 

[TroonsDid911]

Eastern Canada can get Afghanistan'ed by America while the West goes independent and removes kebab.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The problem is that there's no oil in Canada. If there was, we here in Burgerland would immediately bring Freedom (TM) to the Great White North.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

The problem is that there's no oil in Canada. If there was, we here in Burgerland would immediately bring Freedom (TM) to the Great White North.

Most of the oil exported to the US is from Canada you numbskull.

Oil imports and exports - U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA)

U.S. crude oil imports sources including OPEC and Persian Gulf, and top five source countries of U.S. oil imports and destinations of U.S. crude oil exports.

www.eia.gov

It's the only reason why the pathetic "country" still exists.

 

[D_Tractor]

Pierre Trudeau is dead? I didn't even know he was sick.

 

[DerKryptid]

The problem is that there's no oil in Canada. If there was, we here in Burgerland would immediately bring Freedom (TM) to the Great White North.

Were you dropped on your head as a baby or something?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Make them stop making cartoons

 

[JethroTullamore]

The only reason canada exists is because we here in the US let them exist.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It was foretold

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Were you dropped on your head as a baby or something?

Yes, repeatedly. And my mother was an alcoholic who also smoked a pack a day. Does that answer your question?

 

[Ser Prize]

Eastern Canada can get Afghanistan'ed by America while the West goes independent and removes kebab.

God willing. Wexit soon.

 

[DerKryptid]

And my mother was an alcoholic who also smoked a pack a day.

Your mom was a badass and I can't believe she gave birth to you