The Comprehensive, Unified Theory of Mexico - It does not Exist

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

In service to a conundrum I uave faced:

Every variety of Mexican I call a "Mexican" gets offended at being called "Mexican." Boat Mexicans, Island Mexicans, Funny Sounding Portuguese Mexicans, all of them take offense

This implies that they do not call themselves "Mexicans"

As such Nobody seems to call themselves or prefer to be called "Mexican"

Thus, Mexico does not exist, save as some kind of sick joke upon the Various, diverse kinds of Mexican.

Discuss.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

This argument, like many Mexicans, is taking a bit of a leap

 

[Drkinferno72]

But the dummy thicc Mexican senioritas can stay

 

[Certified_Autist]

You might be on to something....one hispanic dude I knew would take immediate offense to being called "Mexican" and demanded to be called hispanic at all times.

Perhaps Mexico is el Abomication?

 

[ViolentDiarrhetic]

This theory is severely lacking in tightly dressed weather girls.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

This theory is severely lacking in tightly dressed weather girls.

When you're right you're right. I got you:

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

The sequel is better

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

As a Spanish non-mexican guy, estoy de acuerdo que México es una invención de la CIA para mantener a todos los cuidadanos de los Estados Unidos de América en un permanente estado de completa indiferencia en contra de ciudadanos más morenos que la diarrea explosiva que provoca comer tacos y burritos en excesivas cantidades.

Feel try to translate this, and i said so many times before: i'm more eloquent with words in my mother language rather in English

 

[Phimosis Jonisis]

Thought this was gonna be some "La Raza" type discusion lmao

 

[Breadbassket]

mexico doesn't exist, its just america in waiting.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

As a Spanish non-mexican guy, estoy de acuerdo que México es una invención de la CIA para mantener a todos los cuidadanos de los Estados Unidos de América en un permanente estado de completa indiferencia en contra de ciudadanos más morenos que la diarrea explosiva que provoca comer tacos y burritos en excesivas cantidades.

Feel try to translate this, and i said so many times before: i'm more eloquent with words in my mother language rather in English

Lol, Mexican.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Lol, Mexican.

Ok, USoomer.