the deer outside is talking to me in morse code , what should i do?

[Tsurubami Senri]

please say

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

He's translating for squirrels, and that's never a good sign. It's not the deer's fault you don't know Morse code.

 

[skiddlez]

are you american? in the USA it's considered tradition to shoot him in the fucking face. he'll understand you're being polite

 

[Grinrow]

I had a deer blinking morse code at me a few months back and I figured out he was telling me that the doctors are trying to rape me and are poisoning me with my "medication" and to stop taking it. I've recently stocked up on canned food as he came back and told me that aliens are about to invade within the month and to stop contact with the outside world

 

[Fraiser crane]

Sure it's not......moose code?

 

[JoshPlz]

do not rape the deer.

 

[DumbDude42]

shoot it with a bow and arrow then butcher it with your bare hands

 

[The Lawgiver]

That's not a deer, it's a god damn skinwalker. Ignore it till it gets pissed it'll be funny trust me.

 

[Alt Owl]

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[Shidoen]

Reply back saying “Morse code makes you gay”

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

Go outside stare the Deer in the eyes while you expose your genetalia to enact your dominance!

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Sure it's not......moose code?

That's even worse than deer translating for squirrels, and it's not that the moose are angry; moose are always angry.

It's worse because if they're attempting to communicate instead of attack, it's because the moose is in love, or thinks you owe it something (same difference to the moose).

And maybe the based deer knows it'd be an abomination against nature, and there's no such thing as cancel culture in the wild.

Also, don't blink back. That confuses them; you're supposed to reply with scent glands and guttural vocalisations. And don't worry, they'll still understand.