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Act 1:
A couple is driving
Girl 1: "You never realize how many potatoes are in these fields until you see them for yourself"
Guy 1: " I know , they are so majestic, it almost makes me forget I drank like 2 kegs of beer at the party!"
They keep speeding passed a STOP sign until they screech at an intersection, CRASH!
Act 2:
A different couple is driving
Girl 2: "I love that we live amongst so many potatoes!"
Guy 2: " Not as much as I love you!"
Girl 2: " Oh Guy 2, I love you so much!"
Guy 2: "I love you, and our little baked potato."
Then there is a CRASH!
Act 3:
Policeman 1: "it's gruesome isn't it?"
Policeman 2: "yeah, its a lot to handle."
Policeman 1: "so many lives, gone from a simple mistake..."
Policeman 2: " if they had only given thanks to the Potato God...."
Narrator: "Remember, those potatoes do not grow themselves, always observe and give thanks to the Potato God."
This has been message from The Des Moines Traffic Authority.
A couple is driving
Girl 1: "You never realize how many potatoes are in these fields until you see them for yourself"
Guy 1: " I know , they are so majestic, it almost makes me forget I drank like 2 kegs of beer at the party!"
They keep speeding passed a STOP sign until they screech at an intersection, CRASH!
Act 2:
A different couple is driving
Girl 2: "I love that we live amongst so many potatoes!"
Guy 2: " Not as much as I love you!"
Girl 2: " Oh Guy 2, I love you so much!"
Guy 2: "I love you, and our little baked potato."
Then there is a CRASH!
Act 3:
Policeman 1: "it's gruesome isn't it?"
Policeman 2: "yeah, its a lot to handle."
Policeman 1: "so many lives, gone from a simple mistake..."
Policeman 2: " if they had only given thanks to the Potato God...."
Narrator: "Remember, those potatoes do not grow themselves, always observe and give thanks to the Potato God."
This has been message from The Des Moines Traffic Authority.
