The Elder Scrolls

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Nerbit attempts to defeat Skyrim with the Ikea paid mod. Shockingly, they had Matt Berry voice a bunch of lines outside of the mod's quest and he's even eligible for marriage.
 
Vigor said:
im an oblivinigger, i think the quests in oblivisneed are genuinely good there was some semblance of soul before the horse armor... i played morrowind on the og xbone though
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Oblivion is objectively the worst of the 3 modern TES games, but damn it it's still my favorite. It's really greater than the sum of its parts, the goofy voice acting, expressionless faces, the radiant AI hijinks, it all blends together into a fever dream of a game.

People say your first TES game is your favorite and that checks out, Oblivion was my first.
 
After enough dicking around assaulting tombs and bullying the local wildlife i resume my duties as both Telvanni and mages guild nerd, i finally got my own apprentice, he's kinda dumb but he knows how to steal and gives me cool shit
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In one of my many tomb raids i got a ring that gives me 30% resistance to all elements allowing me to trascend the weakness of the flesh and be closer to Elhnofey perfection.
Also bro is literally named Nigger-killer
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Aryon sent me to do thug work, the assigment was to just kill the noble but i was bored and just nuked the shit out of the entire places and looted the last glass bottle and sold it all to Ravirr in Balmora, impressed with my bloodthirst he gave me the mission to become archmagister if i killed Gothren and i couldnt pass the oportunity for giving a fellow mage an arcane rape.
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And of course Gothren dropped the soap, his Daedra gave me a bit more of trouble but nothing like summoning random bullshit cant help
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Bro is a total scrub he didnt even had enchanted shit. Pathetic *spit*

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I also got the Cuirass of the savior's hide while stealing in Divaith's house so i guess i may as well level light armor now, after all that i also got a second promotion in the Mages Guild due to my inmense thick brain and the farm tool gives me a note to fire this ape
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There's no "We" Trebonius. I was the Telvanni spy all along.
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I think im ready for Caius, i think this is a convincing enough cover up story.
 
Jose Beaner Luna said:
After enough dicking around assaulting tombs and bullying the local wildlife i resume my duties as both Telvanni and mages guild nerd, i finally got my own apprentice, he's kinda dumb but he knows how to steal and gives me cool shit
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In one of my many tomb raids i got a ring that gives me 30% resistance to all elements allowing me to trascend the weakness of the flesh and be closer to Elhnofey perfection.
Also bro is literally named Nigger-killer
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Aryon sent me to do thug work, the assigment was to just kill the noble but i was bored and just nuked the shit out of the entire places and looted the last glass bottle and sold it all to Ravirr in Balmora, impressed with my bloodthirst he gave me the mission to become archmagister if i killed Gothren and i couldnt pass the oportunity for giving a fellow mage an arcane rape.
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And of course Gothren dropped the soap, his Daedra gave me a bit more of trouble but nothing like summoning random bullshit cant help
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Bro is a total scrub he didnt even had enchanted shit. Pathetic *spit*

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I also got the Cuirass of the savior's hide while stealing in Divaith's house so i guess i may as well level light armor now, after all that i also got a second promotion in the Mages Guild due to my inmense thick brain and the farm tool gives me a note to fire this ape
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There's no "We" Trebonius. I was the Telvanni spy all along.
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I think im ready for Caius, i think this is a convincing enough cover up story.
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Don't diss Fast Eddie, my boy

He can get you the best ring on the whole game. Once you get it, enemy spell casters are a non issue
 
souschef said:
Don't diss Fast Eddie, my boy

He can get you the best ring on the whole game. Once you get it, enemy spell casters are a non issue
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I wish i could change his outfit to wear a cool robe, no apprentice of mine will dress like a peasant, but i guess the ring makes up for it.

I will try to dungeon dive daedric ruins in search for daedric missions, i need more power.
 
Sheep King said:
Mages' Guild had an interesting thing going on with gathering recommendations to enter the College basically being an evolution of the freeform faction questlines in Morrowind, but also feels pretty rushed and poorly thought out once you get to the actual 'story' of the Guild.
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and mannimarco being a pussy ass bish that dies instantly
 
Tri-Tachyon'sClown said:
Genuinely, due to the amount of armor slots and stuff to put in them, there's an ungodly amount of drip out there.
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The first KCD comes close. You've got four torso slots (clothing/padding, chain shirt, chest armor, overcoat), one for the arms, one for the hands, two for legs (padding and chausses), one for feet, and then three (padded coif, chain coif, hat/helmet) for the head, and then you can wear a ring and a necklace with all that. And of course a lot of the armor you wear on your chest will also cover your arms and some of the leg padding will protect your feet as well, so you can walk around with a gambeson and chain over your arms and torso, then a plate layer, and then a fancy coat over that. And for the legs you've got padding followed up by plate chausses and some boots. Oh, and Hans Capon's exceptionally glorious golden brocade overcoat isn't unique to him, but exists as an item you can buy in some of the shops, and it has both decent armor stats and can be worn over plate so you can effectively have four layers over your upper body, the final one giving you a massive boost to one of your speech stats. If you have the strength to avoid overencumbering yourself, that is.
 
Jose Beaner Luna said:
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Ascended sleeper gets MOGGED to death, that ring is so stupid i love it.
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Best thing to do after getting that ring is bump your enchanting to 110 and having it costing 1 charge per cast

I dropped the Telvanni guy because i got bored of winning so much, so i made a Hlaalu agent

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He will be nowhere as powerful as the Telvanni guy, and the gameplay strategy will be jewing my way to the top. Combat basically will be sneaking through enemies, demoralizing, blinding, paralyzing and poisoning them with shit i brew with alchemy. I won't join the Mages Guild but will use their services. With low intelligence my casting capacities are laughable, so i'll rely on scrolls and enchanted items. No arcane otherwordly powers for this nerevarine, just the undeniable force of money
 
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