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Literally me rn. Had to go to work before leaving the sewers and everything seemed okay despite being under min sys specs. Get the feeling that's gonna change real fast when I step out into the open world.
Performance was fine till I got outside. Once you get outside the performance tanks. Like I said I have a R7 3700x and a 4070 Ti Super. The game even suggest I run everything on ultra. But I tried different settings.

I just checked the requirements. There is no way anyone will be able to run this game at a playable frame rate with the recommended or even minimum system requirements.
 
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A 4060 being the recommended GPU is nuts. I'm watching the Synthetic Man stream right now and it looks like a PS4 launch title maybe a little bit worse honestly.

Some textures like rocks and bricks look really really bad up close, they might be upscaled textures from the OG.
 
A 4060 being the recommended GPU is nuts. I'm watching the Synthetic Man stream right now and it looks like a PS4 launch title maybe a little bit worse honestly.

Some textures like rocks and bricks look really really bad up close, they might be upscaled textures from the OG.
Recommended GPU is actually a 2080. Just a regular standard 2080. But I doubt a 2080 would play this remaster well. UE5 is a garbage engine and is known for shit tier performance.
 
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I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion Remastered. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion Remastered sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
 
I was gonna make a thread in /v/ about oblivion before remembering the sad news.

Anyways, Is it worth to play the Oblivion remastered if I never liked Skyrim? (Combat was bad, the story was really boring) i have heard only good things about oblivion, even from skyrim haters, one of the few things i liked about Skyrim is how pretty and cozy it is, the artstyle and designs look really neat to me.
 
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How does my beloved Skingrad look in the remaster?
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I asked AI to generate it for you. Still couldn't get enough jeet poo in the air.
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Of course we have "but how does this effect you personally" fags in the mod's comment section.

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You cannot hate libshits enough.
Have these people spent their entire lives in cities?
Yes. Cattle Nigger do not understand nature. Cattle Nigger only understand smog cities.
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Knowing nu-Bethesda they would remove KINO dialogue

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Nu-Bethesda has the funniest opportunity possible though to make the mage that rapes his clone sister wives trans.

People need to STOP USING NEXUS MODS.
DEG exists, and there's even cursed out there which seems a little less faggy.

Nexus mods has been awful for years. These niggers need you to use them to survive.

Mankar looks like he has down syndrome.
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I was gonna make a thread in /v/ about oblivion before remembering the sad news.

Anyways, Is it worth to play the Oblivion remastered if I never liked Skyrim? (Combat was bad, the story was really boring) i have heard only good things about oblivion, even from skyrim haters, one of the few things i liked about Skyrim is how pretty and cozy it is, the artstyle and designs look really neat to me.
You're better off playing something else. The combat won't be any better. Series has never had very good combat.
 
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Nexus janny BellCube claims that Ultraporing was banned for the horrific crime of... thanking someone for backing the mod up on Basedmods knowing that the Nexus jannies were going to delete it.
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presented as-is without any comment, no need to.
it might seem retarded to archive is profiles but it's just force of habit.
 
Why does everyone think the original game had "soul"? It was a clear attempt by Bethesda to massively casualise and simplify the role-playing experience of Morrowind to appeal to a much wider audience, and it succeeded at that. It has a lot less character than Morrowind and is mostly a very generic low-fantasy medieval Europe type world. I love it but it was a very "normie" experience and let's not pretend it was anything different.
I agree that Bethesda were trying to become more mainstream, but that has nothing to do with the change of scenery from Morrowind. Regions that are largely dominated by humans in TES just suffer from them being largely copied off of existing human cultures/tropes. That's also why Skyrim is just Viking era Scandinavia. TES humans are just uninspired. The normie experience is the dumbing down of RPG systems, not the setting.
 
Nexus janny BellCube claims that Ultraporing was banned for the horrific crime of... thanking someone for backing the mod up on Basedmods knowing that the Nexus jannies were going to delete it.

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"files that remove gender identity including pronouns from the game"

No pronouns were removed. You're still referred to as she/her by npcs when you pick type 1 and "he/him" when you pick type 2. The first line of dialogue you hear if you pick a "type 1" Orc is "By the Nine Divines, you're an ugly one. And female, no less".
 
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