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God of Nothing said:
the grey prince in oblivion is the son of an imperial vampire and an orcish maid
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I read that as Imps as in the annoying flying creatures in TESIV and TESII not imps as short for Imperial. I mean its too be expected man and mer can cross breed fairly easily in TES lore, despite how much either side dislikes the idea.
 
JJLiautaud said:
I mean its too be expected man and mer can cross breed fairly easily in TES lore, despite how much either side dislikes the idea.
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well duh
the bretons were raped into existence because the altmer much preferred nedic women to their horse-faced whores
unironically, the altmer were so horny for humans they raped another race into existence
said race is also the master race but that's another thing entirely
 
Breadbassket said:
Hadn't heard about this but apparently there is drama over the developers removing the Systres Isles archipelago (inhabited by Bretons, exclusively found in ESO to my understanding) from the mod.
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I couldn't fathom having so large of a shitfit over a completely insignificant set of islands that no one plays, until I realized it's just an extension of Skybabies lashing out at any modders or TES fans with writing standards, with a couple of the comments in the linked thread even bitching about PTR.


StacticShock said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FeahzYGuIKYtwo man one mer getting clapped by a breton is always funny, double funny for being shitty zenimax OC's.
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The animation has you rooting for the Breton just on character design alone. How am I supposed to see a she-elf witch, a thief and a barbarian as the heroes in this encounter?
 
Enward Cullen said:
I couldn't fathom having so large of a shitfit over a completely insignificant set of islands that no one plays, until I realized it's just an extension of Skybabies lashing out at any modders or TES fans with writing standards, with a couple of the comments in the linked thread even bitching about PTR.
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Enward Cullen said:
I couldn't fathom having so large of a shitfit over a completely insignificant set of islands that no one plays, until I realized it's just an extension of Skybabies lashing out at any modders or TES fans with writing standards, with a couple of the comments in the linked thread even bitching about PTR.
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>skybabies
>the mods dislike the lore in eso
that's just a terrible attempt at baiting.
dustnight said:
<waa why the shitty MMO lore is scoffed by anyone that likes the game? waaa>
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some fucker even said that on oblivion demastered they made the systes canon, like NIGGER THE ORIGINAL OBLIVION DON'T, GO SUCK START A 12GA ALONGSIDE THE ZENIMAX WRITERS.
fucking hell it's not hard to get, MMO's and their retardation will inevitably fuck the lore royally, World of Trannycraft is the best example ever, eveything you know on Warcraft III gets sharted on and turned into garbage and gayfied on Warlords of Draenor and beyond, they even got rid of arthas's soul for some reason but kept uther and sylvanas around for some gay reason.
if the people have a small bit of a fuck to give regarding these games lores, always consider the MMO lore to be some different universe/bad crack trip and don't ever mention it to the mainline games, skyblivion devs are fucking based to follow that line of thinking and it keeps the lore unraped by faggot nigger retardation.
 
JON CENA said:
New Vegas becoming a long-term cult classic over Fallout 3 also really damaged Bethesda's credibility
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You are vastly overestimating the significance of the noise in online niche spaces. On Steam, only around 5,000 people are playing FO:NV at peak hours each day. That suggests a total of may 7500-10,000 active players. On one hand, that's impressive for a 15-year-old game. On the other hand, that's not actually a lot of people in an absolute sense. Smartly run companies ignore a few hundred, or even a few thousand, self-selecting malcontents. What bodes ill for Bethesda is that Starfield has even fewer players.
 
In the slapfight between ESO-cattle Redditors and Discord tranny devs, everyone else wins. I haven't been keeping up with EK2, but it's nice to see that development still follows the approach of "Punch ourselves in the face then call people Nazis". That even people so retarded that they pay real-life money for a guar chicken to follow them around can see the idiocy is delightful.
God of Nothing said:
at least pick a telvanni
she won't get kidnapped by one as a hobby
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Telvanni women will ask if they can try a new spell on you, and then turn you into an ash yam. Real story, happened to my kinsman, Torben Tomb-Trasher.
 
Knud Lavard said:
In the slapfight between ESO-cattle Redditors and Discord tranny devs, everyone else wins. I haven't been keeping up with EK2, but it's nice to see that development still follows the approach of "Punch ourselves in the face then call people Nazis". That even people so retarded that they pay real-life money for a guar chicken to follow them around can see the idiocy is delightful.
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EK2 is a CK3 mod, so it was bound to turn out inferior.
The only mod that gained a massive boost from going from Ck2 to Ck3 was Prince of Darkness.
Knud Lavard said:
Telvanni women will ask if they can try a new spell on you, and then turn you into an ash yam. Real story, happened to my kinsman, Torben Tomb-Trasher.
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They're wholesome, cuddly, and won't be kidnapped by Telvanni. That's all that matters.
 
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