The Elder Scrolls

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The last time i played skyrim was a no fast travel (only carriage) legendary difficulty pure mage (big mistake) and let me tell you, once you arrive to that shithole you never get out, the food comes from all the fucking bears and wolves that attack you the moment you step out (then the dragons once you do balgruff's quest)
 
Papa Pizzaria said:
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Where do they get food?
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The Reach, silly. It's well known that the Reach is the least mountainous region of Skyrim and therefore serves as the bread basket of the provin-

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oh...
 
How do children manage to grow up in skyrim when every 2 feet outside a walled city there's a group of bandits, vampires, warlocks or dangerous animals
 
Papa Pizzaria said:
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
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I remember reading some book which said that all dwemer tech stops working when it is moved far enough from Vvardenfell. Has anyone read this, or am I imagining things? It was probably a book from TES3, but I might be wrong.

Amongst all the fuckery of original lore this one I am ok with - dwemer ruins are cool. Fuck those blind beetle-lovin' niggers, though.
 
mnt_ms said:
I remember reading some book which said that all dwemer tech stops working when it is moved far enough from Vvardenfell. Has anyone read this, or am I imagining things? It was probably a book from TES3, but I might be wrong.
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Yes is a book about the empire taking a dwarven spider out of Vvanderfell and at some point it stops working then they give the order to return and it works again, it seem to only affect the robots though.

mnt_ms said:
Amongst all the fuckery of original lore this one I am ok with - dwemer ruins are cool. Fuck those blind beetle-lovin' niggers, though.
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STONE BEDS!
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Mf can build a god but not a matress smdh.
 
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Poison Song has been pretty fun, just before i installed it i had a good run with a breton knight that ended up getting the ebony blade (the last couple quests of the fighters guild questline also gives you a useful +5 Attack, 10 fatigue 2str necklace) but this time i went with old reliable Nord battlemage because battlemage had the right stat distribution to rank up with House Indoril, i also got the newer versions of Cyrodil and Skyrim so ill have some fun with those 2 also, Cyrodil was also pretty good.
 
Vlad the Implier said:
Sounds to me like they got too full of themselves and forgot that modders are what made their games playable in the first place lmao.
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It's not just that. They want modders to make creation club paid mods instead. Although I'm sure the modders embarrassing the hell out of them didn't help.

The way I understand it, one of the modders found out that the reason Starfield is so fucking empty is at the last minute they cut all NPC and location spawns by 80% because the cheaper Xbox at the time couldn't handle the game without slowdown. That's why there's only like 2-3 dungeons any time you go anywhere, why there's only like 3 guys in each dungeon, and why they don't travel between rooms.

You get shitty games becuase Microsoft's cheap console can't handle good ones.
 
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