The Hazards of Dick Knuckle Cracking

[GS 281]

When you have a hardon, if you grab your dick at the base and push it down, you get a deep crack noise like when you crack your knuckles. it causes neither pain nor pleasure.

If you do this, you're popping the suspensory ligament (the suspensory ligament of the penis consists of the fundiform ligament, the suspensory ligament proper and the arcuate subpubic ligament) of your wedding tackle. The ligament is what keeps Sparky in a locked and upright position. Depending on the circumstances you can permanently damage the suspensory ligament and Mr. Happy will stare at the floor even while fully erect, or not even get up off his ass to do the deed at all (erectile dysfunction).

Don't pop your junk. Stop putting downwards pressure on the ligament structure to cause the separation/tearing or you can totally cock block your cock to a point where the suspensory ligament is so weakened or torn that it'll fall down and not get up again without surgical intervention... unless you want some dude with a scalpel slicing up your man-handle. Whatever floats your boat.

 

[The Master Debater]

Well there goes my moment of peace

 

[GS 281]

http://en.allexperts.com/q/Urology-Male-issues-989/2010/4/fully-erect-broken-penis.htm

 

[Motherboard]

Thanks for the warning....?

 

[Fat Cat Represent]

I may have just retracted into myself.

 

[GS 281]

This actually happens most in the Middle East because they jerk off backwards.

 

[The Fool]

This doesn't happened to circumcised people by the way.

 

[GS 281]

This doesn't happened to circumcised people by the way.

@*Asterisk*

 

[The Fool]

Surgically cutting this ligament allows more of the penis to hang outside the body, thereby increasing its length. The ligament is then encouraged to heal in an extended state, promoting a longer penis overall.

You know guys I'm a little handy with a scalpel if you wanna pay me like $200.

 

[Innocuous]

okay

 

[GS 281]

Here is an example of what happens if left untreated.

Spoiler

 

[DuskEngine]

When I was younger I used to be able to do something similar with my ears.

I stopped because after a while it was more painful than anything.

 

[The Master Debater]

Here is an example of what happens if left untreated.

Spoiler

Stop

 

[GS 281]

There is some research being done (as informal as it may be) on the benefits of dick knuckle cracking. Here is a diagram of how dick knuckle cracking may conribute to an increase in length.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Too much bent duck in this thread.

 

[GS 281]

Never too much bent duck.

 

[Melkor]

So it's like a penile fracture minus the internal hemorrhaging?

 

[Bluebird]

I'll have to try this sometime...

 

[Carlos Thin]

Your dick may become bent and shorter than previously photographed

 

[Doc Cassidy]

When you have a hardon, if you grab your dick at the base and push it down, you get a deep crack noise like when you crack your knuckles. it causes neither pain nor pleasure.

If you do this, you're popping the suspensory ligament (the suspensory ligament of the penis consists of the fundiform ligament, the suspensory ligament proper and the arcuate subpubic ligament) of your wedding tackle. The ligament is what keeps Sparky in a locked and upright position. Depending on the circumstances you can permanently damage the suspensory ligament and Mr. Happy will stare at the floor even while fully erect, or not even get up off his ass to do the deed at all (erectile dysfunction).

Don't pop your junk. Stop putting downwards pressure on the ligament structure to cause the separation/tearing or you can totally cock block your cock to a point where the suspensory ligament is so weakened or torn that it'll fall down and not get up again without surgical intervention... unless you want some dude with a scalpel slicing up your man-handle. Whatever floats your boat.

I greatly enjoy humping stuffed ponies. Is it possible for this to happen during my lovemaking sessions with Applebloom?