The lost art of tompeepery

[Turquoise]

In the days before the internet, if a fella wanted to see a bit of live action, he had to climb up a tree with a set of binoculars. A skilled voyeur might even hang upside from a rooftop in order to get a real close up peep. What's more, our grandfathers did all this with one hand in their pants. The decline of this once basic life skill is yet another reason why internet porn is destroying young men.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

In the days of home security cameras, things like peeping have become a lost art. But there are the crafty few that face such unbeatable odds with courage, and we should take a moment of silence for those very brave men.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

That's what drones are for nowadays. Get with the times grandpa.

 

[Idiotron]

I'm thankful that my gym has a co-ed pool and sauna.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I suppose that’s one good side to porn being so available, the fact peeping toms are more rare

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Why would you want more peeping toms in this world?

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Wh-what? I'm charged with sexual assault?

I WAS JUST TRYINA TAKE A PISS IN THE BUSHES!

OF COURSE MY PECKER WAS IN MY HAND!

STOP IMAGINING SEXUAL THINGS HAPPENED!

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

I suppose that’s one good side to porn being so available, the fact peeping toms are more rare

But it takes away the thrill of the hunt.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

When I was 17, I had just got my license, and on new years day I drove out to the beach, and there were 2 women sunbathing topless.

Honestly a highlight of my life

 

[Double Taps]

You mean you weren't hip to the freaks setting up cameras in the women's bathroom toilet bowls to watch some shittin n pissin? What more do you want!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Aren't you that horny guy who was pretending to be a big bird, checkin' out that beautiful mom?

Now you get to see what a big horny bird actually looks like...in HELL.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Unfortunately the yougins forget that grandpa was fit as a fiddle in his prime time. Such actions to even engage in peeping tom foolery is the art of climbing trees and jumping fences to dodge the shotgun blast from the neighbors husband.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Isn't the latest tactic to just walk into the womens shower area and claim you identify as a woman?

 

[Cats]

lol "tompeepery"

in the old days you'd just hit em with a rolled up newspaper. nowadays you got the violent pornographs and serial rapesters and all manner of sex threat.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Kids these days don't understand the struggle of the good Ole days, you had to smuggle in your pops 15 pound rusted hand drill so you could make a hole in the women's locker room just to get a small peak at non-consenting naked teenagers....we used to be a real country.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Pretty sure my high school gym teacher was a lesbian who ran the girl's locker room during the swim unit. Don't have a point to that story but it reminded me of that.

 

[BradeRunna]

I would rather watch a hot woman with big fake tits play with dildos or get fucked by some douche bag that's probably gay or bisexual than climb up a tree and watch two average dumpy fucks screwing. If I wanted that I could go out and find an average dumpy bitch and plow her. Oh wait, no I can't because all the average dumpy bitches think they are 10's and their holes are worth a million dollars.

If you can't get off with porn because you need to feel like you are spying on someone like a fucking creep just cut a small hole in a cardboard box, put the box over your head and watch the porn through the hole.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

just cut a small hole in a cardboard box, put the box over your head and watch the porn through the hole.

Make sure the hole is small and awkward so you have to strain to see through it, like all good voyeurs do

 

[Preacher ✝]

Unfortunately the yougins forget that grandpa was fit as a fiddle in his prime time. Such actions to even engage in peeping tom foolery is the art of climbing trees and jumping fences to dodge the shotgun blast from the neighbors husband.

Grampa vs Youngins:

If you can't get off with porn because you need to feel like you are spying on someone like a fucking creep just cut a small hole in a cardboard box, put the box over your head and watch the porn through the hole.

That's one way to have solid snake in a box.

 

[Shroom King]

In the days of home security cameras, things like peeping have become a lost art. But there are the crafty few that face such unbeatable odds with courage, and we should take a moment of silence for those very brave men.

Since everyone "needs" everything on the cloud, can't you just hack the IP addresses of the security cameras of your victim's house and turn them inward to look inside?