The New Rules for Stickers - This shit is getting out of hand.

Your Starter for 10

You all know the rules
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1. You can only give out 5 stickers per day.

2. If a post gets 5 Winner stickers, the thread has been "won" and is closed and archived.

3. If you give out a Drink! sticker, you must then post a picture of yourself drinking or you will be banned. The drink doesn't have to be alcoholic, although it is highly encouraged.

4. Stickers now cost $1 each, and that money goes to the poster of the stickered comment. However, that money can only be exchanged for other stickers.

5. All Political Sperging stickers will be reviewed bi-annually by the KF board of directors. If you are found to have given one inappropriately, you will be required to ritually sever and present a finger to the board as an apology.

6. Stickers will now be referred to as "Sneed Tokens."

7. All digital Sneed Tokens will be replaced by physical ones that must be affixed to your monitor or phone.

8. In the same vein, Sneed Tokens will no longer be tracked digitlally. You must inventory and report your usage to accounting on a quarterly basis. Field technicians may report to supervisors instead if they are in austere conditions.

9. Ok I take back the Sneed Token thing, we're calling them stickers again.

10. We are hiring Firewalk Studios digital artists to redesign the Dumb sticker so it looks more like a trash can and less like a tenement building.
 
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Fuck you and your rules! I'm gonna use my stickies anywhere I want! I don't have to use 5 a day like you AHA!
 
This is very good bait. Shows how many kiwis didn't read past line 2.
I got halfway through 5 before I cracked up

It’s also good commentary about people who take ratings seriously lol. That being said, I have also stopped trying as hard to put effort into posts but eh

My rule of thumb is if you aren’t having fun on kiwi farms then you are using it incorrectly.
 
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