The pros and cons of babies

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Pro
  • They’re super cute
  • It’s fun to see them discover new things
  • It’s really funny to hear them when they start to talk
  • They’re super loyal to you if you give them food/shelter/clothing
  • They don’t really care if you put them in outfits you prefer because they’re too young to have preferences aside from texture
  • Baby yawns are adorable
Cons
  • More expensive than a cat/dog
  • Diapers are pricey
  • Tantrums can last a while, and since they aren’t super good at speaking, it takes time to know what they want
  • When they’re super little, they don’t really have a set schedule yet, so it makes for less sleep
  • Can be super picky on foods (luckily it doesn’t always stay like that)
  • Sometimes they want to be held a bit too often, which makes it harder to complete other tasks
 
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>bringing a baby into Clown World where they'll likely be indoctrinated into wokeism in the education system

I think I'll pass.

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Look, I already have six kids according to my taxes, isn't that enough? You don't seriously expect me to actually, physically have them, do you? Please. I prefer having money and sleep.
 
Pros:
You get to spend 18 years of your life making memories.
Cons:
You have to spend 18 years sacrificing your time to an ungrateful little shit.
 
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Yea, they just aren't for me. No child should have to deal with the nightmare of having me as a parent.
 
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Pro: They're easier to unload from a pickup than bowling balls (can use a pitchfork)
Con: If you unload a pickup full of babies with a pitchfork you're going to do some time.
 
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Catler said:
- You get to form a human life into what you want.
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Until they discover tiktok, discord or go to school and get groomed into a special gender unicorn.

Tom Myers said:
They're like a dog that learns how to talk and manipulate you.
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As if they don't already manipulate you
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with their cuteness.

Wormy said:
Yea, they just aren't for me. No child should have to deal with the nightmare of having me as a parent.
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If I had to suffer my parents then god dammit even if I need to go full Dave Rubin I'll make sure my children suffer me!
 
Pros

Genetic replication. Assuming it's yours, which it often times isn't.
Is a social status symbol that can be used as a pet or trophy.

Cons

Retarded expensive.
Massive time investment.
Leverage for the state or trannies to use against you.
Severely limits personal freedom.
Requires constant monitoring for the first decade or more.
You have no control over what kind of person they end up being unless you strictly control who their peer groups are.
Extremely easy to traumatize with minor errors.
Likely will just leave you in a home.
Will likely troon out or be childless and nullify the genetic replication pro.
 
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pros:
-You get to have a hand in continuing our species
-You have a good chance of not spending your old age in isolated silence
-Kids are awesome and funny
-Relationships with your grown adult children are unlike anything else

cons:
-Get in the way of video game time
-Get in the way of collecting toys
-Get in the way of coom time
-They'll break your heart, even the ones who don't get groomed by coomers
 
Pro : Passing on your superior genetic make up
Raising young to adulthood is the greatest thing you can do
Contributing to the future in the only way anyone can
Creating better kids than your shitbird neighbours
Kids being the good kind of dumb is the best thing ever
You are literally the king/queen in your kids eyes
A good mother & father team is the most satisfying thing 2 people can do
They will keep you young and give you something truly worth living for
Watching them negotiate life is better than anything else you can do
True happiness only comes from raising children

Con : Nothing, stop being a bitch
 
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Pros:
-It's the best feeling in the world when they prefer/want you over anyone else.
-Having them can satisfy the maternal/paternal instinct, if you have such an instinct.

Cons:
-Fucking expensive
-This country hates affordable healthcare and kids are germ central Station.
-Will push you so far over the edge with sleep deprivation that you will either have multiple breakdown or need medication to keep going. Sometimes both.
-Spend some (hopefully not all) of their childhood being ungrateful as fuck and it will drive you crazy to see them complain when they have more than you did growing up.
 
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