The Riverdale Griefing Thread

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Okay, so I’ve heard people bring this show up here and there, but there isn’t an official thread for it. If any show deserves its own thread, it’s this one. So far, there have been six seasons, and it getting progressively worse, and into the “so bad, it’s good” territory. Without further ado, here are some of my issues with the series:

The Show in General
  • The tone is all over the place. One minute, it’s a soap opera filled with relationship issues, the next it’s a dark film noir. The show can’t make its mind up on what it wants to be, so it tries to be everything, and is mediocre at best with that.
  • Character motivations change all the time. This will be discussed further on the main characters
  • Some of the actual “reveals” on mystery killers are underwhelming for how much it gets built up, leaving viewers let down
  • The musical episodes vary in quality a lot, and with about every other episode featuring at least one song sung by a character, it can put it into cheesy territory (which isn’t always a great thing when you are trying to go for a “dark, gritty reboot”)

Since I’m having some technical difficulties, I’ll just double post.

Here are my problems with some of the characters:

Archie
  • He is painfully dumb to a point where I wonder how he has survived the series as long
  • His goodness is more implied than anything else. A lot of characters in-universe will tell him he is the all-around good guy, but he is also prone to vigilante work and tried to run his own gang in season 2. He’s not the worst character, but the writers could have done him more justice
  • I think he would be a better character if they actually tried presenting him as a more morally neutral character, but that would be writing far beyond what the show is capable of

Veronica
  • Her dad being her sole motivator for most of her actions throughout the series made her stale
  • The writers needed to do her more justice by making it clear that she either hates her dad, or wants him to be with her. Her motivation here changed nearly every other episode, and it made her wish-washy. For a character that is seemingly so headstrong and stubborn, it seems out-of-character
  • She has overall become more unsympathetic as the series has gone on, and she has pretty much gotten to the level of her dad with her vengeance
  • Her money making schemes are lulzy, especially for when she was in high school. I have a hard time believing a teenager can run a rum business, as she wasn’t even the legal drinking age at the time in-universe. No side characters even questioned this at all

Betty
  • All of her detective skills are implied by others in Riverdale, but rarely demonstrated. Her own dad was apparently the Black Hood, but she couldn’t even detect that. Her dad revealed his nature to her, she didn’t do anything to really “catch” him, as she claims later in the series
  • Laws don’t really apply to her, even after becoming an FBI agent. Maybe this is the more realistic part of the series, but she goes around searching people’s homes without a search warrant. Laws seem to only apply when the plot calls for it.
  • She is overall better at getting caught by serial killers than actually killing them.

Jugghead
  • In my opinion, one of the better written characters of the series, but still lacking in some areas
  • Like other skills characters seem to have in this series, his writing skills are mostly implied, and seems to have trouble writing unless it’s something happening in real life, meaning that his creative writing skills aren’t as good in-universe as other characters keep insisting
  • He is pretty much the brains of the group, which doesn’t always create the best character. Like Archie being mostly the brawn, the characters are overall pretty one-dimensional despite attempts to add depth. They could stand to make him less intelligent on some subjects just to even things out.

Kevin
  • At any opportunity, will join a group to betray his friends, despite constantly being reminded in-universe that he is decent (more so in previous seasons than in season 6)
  • Overall, probably the most shallow of everyone. His reason for cruising wasn’t out of shame of being gay, but because his mom called him “fat” one time when he was little
  • His big take from Lord of the Flies isn’t the dangers of tribalism and what people are capable of without any authority, it’s that he related to Piggy because he was once fat. The writers could have gone for anything else, but all this does is make him seem unintelligent
  • He gets mad at Betty in season 2 when she tells him it’s a bad idea to cruise when there’s a serial killer out on the loose. He says that he needs to do it because there aren’t many gay men around in-universe, according to him, despite him being able to find gay men around town looking for casual sex quite regularly. This also just goes into the stereotype of gay men being obsessed with sex, to the point of danger, which might not be something the writers intended

Cheryl
  • Probably one of the better characters, but like the others, suffers from motivations being all over the place
  • Her identity as a lesbian is too heavy handed. Most of her motivations to do things are either from Nana Rose telling her about a tale from long ago, or from wanting to spite past lovers (specifically Toni)
  • I get that she’s a fanservice character, but at least in high school, they could have bothered to put her in less revealing tops and longer skirts. In any other high school, she’d get a dress code violation, which doesn’t exactly help when trying to bring realism to the series
  • Her carrying around her dead brother’s corpse for a portion of seasons 3-4 was creepy and I didn’t get why they had to do it. We already know she’s a bit weird, but they could have been a tad more subtle
 
This show is trash but season 3 (the one with the D&D clone) is honestly one of the most entertaining shows I ever saw. So retarded, so good.
Sadly it losts its magic soon, it's been almost a year since I started season 4 and I can't bring myself to keep watching, I'm on episode 18 iirc. The only good episode there was the one honoring Luke Perry.
If someone wants to watch it, I'd say absolutely skip season 1 (classic CW style lame teen drama and the only important bits will be recapped many times in the next seasons), watch only season 2 (this is when the tone shifts and things start getting retarded) and 3.
 
This show is trash but season 3 (the one with the D&D clone) is honestly one of the most entertaining shows I ever saw. So retarded, so good.
Sadly it losts its magic soon, it's been almost a year since I started season 4 and I can't bring myself to keep watching, I'm on episode 18 iirc. The only good episode there was the one honoring Luke Perry.
If someone wants to watch it, I'd say absolutely skip season 1 (classic CW style lame teen drama and the only important bits will be recapped many times in the next seasons), watch only season 2 (this is when the tone shifts and things start getting retarded) and 3.
I’ve watched almost the entire series, and am in season 6. Season 6 is pretty much an Avengers knockoff mixed with witchcraft. It’s probably one of the more entertaining seasons since season 3. Now that there’s actual magic there, it makes characters even weirder
 
I am old, and I had an elder sibling that had comic books.
Some of those were Archie comics.
Riverdale the TV show is an abomination.
It could have been SO good, and I would see glimpses of what it could have been when I would try to watch it before I had to stop.
Such a disappointment.
 
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I’ve watched almost the entire series, and am in season 6. Season 6 is pretty much an Avengers knockoff mixed with witchcraft. It’s probably one of the more entertaining seasons since season 3. Now that there’s actual magic there, it makes characters even weirder
Actual magic?
Has the Sabrina crossover occurred?
 
I watched it up until Season 5 (?) I got midway through the timeskip season where they introduced Mothman, and had to tap out. Season 1 was actually pretty good, like a Twin Peaks knockoff. Everything after was in that "so bad, it's good," territory for me. But, well, eventually, it just became bad. From what I've heard about the most recent season, it's a good thing I tapped out when I did. Archie gets superpowers? There's some time travel bullshit? I liked the DnD themed serial killer, Edgar EverNever's cult, and getting to experience the epic highs and lows of high school football. Also, that fuck-bunker they were all taking turns in. What they should have done, is have the entire cast go down in the fuck-bunker for an orgy, and, while they're plowing away down there, Riverdale gets nuked, and the main cast emerges into a nuclear winter hellscape. Really shake things up for a s eason or two of wasteland survival, you know? At least it's not Archie's gay little Red Circle Gang
 
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I barely got through the first season. The betrayal cut too deeply. I wanted to like this show, I really did.
 
The show has been on long enough that I was a different person when I first watched it, and I remember liking it for silly reasons. The small town mystery aspect really caught me. It had Twin Peaks vibes in the same way that the first Life is Strange did - not really, but close enough for someone who doesn't value their time much. A couple of episodes into season two though I learned what a CW show is, and it hasn't really been fun since.

I thought it was well shot/lit and the sets were beautiful, but soon enough it became obvious that they just re-use the same angles for everything. I forgot what season it was, and God forbid I ever go back to find out, but at some point it was just characters talking on different sets. X and Y on set A, then Z and X with backdrop B... that was it. Like dialog when chaining side quests in a video game you're about to wrap up.

Rivervale was kind of fun, but the fantasy/sci-fi is as bottom tier as everything else they in this show. Still I come back every time...

I hope in a couple of years there will be some interesting behind-the-scenes reveals. I'd have paid good money to be a fly on the wall in the writers room.
 
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I'm still baffled by the idea of someone making a dark and edgy version of Archie of all things. From what I recall, (minus that one comic where Archie bit the bullet) it was probably among the most lighthearted and inoffensive comics I've read. Every problem that came about always seemed to have been done with comedy in mind.
 
I used to read the comics a ton as a kid/teen. I knew the show was gonna be doing the CW thing once it was announced, but boy howdy does the tone, narrative, logic, ect just take hard swerves and reverses on a whim. I’ve only watched YouTube reviews and the like, but man what a bizarre show.
 
I'm still baffled by the idea of someone making a dark and edgy version of Archie of all things. From what I recall, (minus that one comic where Archie bit the bullet) it was probably among the most lighthearted and inoffensive comics I've read. Every problem that came about always seemed to have been done with comedy in mind.
Archie who bites the bullet. There was once a parody of it, but Archie comics asked Youtube to remove it.
 
So I finally watched all of season six. Let’s just say that actual reveals were letdowns. Aside from that, the characters are now in 1955 and look more like the comic book counterparts now. Only Jughead is aware of everything that happened before. I say that it sounds like an interesting concept, but I’m betting on the writers making some retarded plot lines to make it cringe.
 
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They had Jughead and Betty be a couple in season 1, which told me exactly how not like the comics the show would be.
 
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The existence of this show has always seemed incredibly weird to me, especially the more I hear about it. I was a big fan of the comics as a kid and I can't imagine watching this. It just seems so insane.
They can’t really decide what they want the tone to be at all and it changes frequently. The comics themselves were very lighthearted, so the grim look it got in the TV show is a big step away from the source material on that alone. I’m not against new interpretations either, but they didn’t execute it well. It’s a bit jarring to have musical episodes spliced between very dramatic ones. Even within the seasons, the tone changes just between episodes. One day it’s something out of a gothic horror novel, the next it’s a murder mystery set to film noir. It’s very disjointed because of that. The show quality would improve if they didn’t try to be everything at once, but that’s also what makes it funny to watch.
 
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